bitches. .. better play it extra safe
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Submitted: 04/25/2013
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User avatar #29 - captainknowledge (04/26/2013) [-]
this just scared me
#24 - putridgrim (04/26/2013) [-]
Its a Durex it would ****** snap anyway
#36 to #24 - putridgrim (04/27/2013) [-]
Im amazed so many people got mad at this, Ive had a Durex snap, but never a Trojan
User avatar #34 to #24 - sonicwind (04/26/2013) [-]
despite the red thumbs ive never had a durex not break on me
#25 to #24 - putridgrim (04/26/2013) [-]
Especially with my monstrous, slightly larger than average penis thrashing around in there.
User avatar #27 to #25 - yonyon (04/26/2013) [-]
What do you guys have against Durex? Here, it's the main brand.
User avatar #21 - qauronexoforce (04/26/2013) [-]
for some reason this makes me think of being stabbed in the dick
#20 - xonorithedruid (04/26/2013) [-]
<---My reaction
#16 - Cleavland Steamer (04/26/2013) [-]
better play it extra safe
better play it extra safe
#3 - taurusguy ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
That is why you always bring your own, or get castrated (be sure you can revert that **** , i wouldnt want to be castrated just for ***** and giggles) and when she gets pregnant you can just **** with her and screw her over for being a sneaky whore.
User avatar #28 to #3 - pocoloco (04/26/2013) [-]
What you are looking for is a vasectomy and not a castration.
User avatar #22 to #3 - RebelRy (04/26/2013) [-]
If you do the vasectomy, make sure to keep documentation (the most important step). Also get tested to make sure you're firing blanks at this time and get documentation Don't get into a relationship for about three months. You don't want them to claim that you just got them pregnant before the vasectomy.

Then when you're dating a girl and she gets pregnant, assuming you didn't tell her about it, still keep it a secret. You then secretly get tested to make sure you're still firing blanks and get documentation about that to. Do this with at least two diffrent doctors. Now contest the paternity of the unborn baby. She will most likely say it is you and get all weepy to try and guilt you to staying.

When you are still going to break up with her, she will most likely take you to court to get you to pay child support (what she really wanted all along). During the case, use your four documents to prove that it isn't possible for you to be the father, since you've been firing blanks since the vasectomy.

Make sure you prove this before the baby is born, because afterwards, if you interact with the baby at all, you will be assumed to be the "father figure" and have to pay child support anyway.
User avatar #15 to #3 - turbodoosh (04/26/2013) [-]
lol vasectomy is the correct word here. unless installing a detachable penis is a real thing then continue
User avatar #17 to #15 - ilovehitler (04/26/2013) [-]
I want a detachable penis.
#4 to #3 - marcx ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
go look up the word castrated......
#5 to #4 - taurusguy ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
**** sorry, i meant so that you are shooting blanks but can reverse the process (i know it is possible) English is my 3rd language so sorry.
#6 to #5 - marcx ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
vasectomy is the word ur looking for. get that **** freeze ur seed before hand. then go havce fun
#7 to #6 - taurusguy ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Thank you mate
User avatar #9 to #7 - sonicwind (04/25/2013) [-]
that just happened
#1 - genericnickname (04/25/2013) [-]
YFW sex is going great, and then she tells you she put a hole in the condom.
YFW sex is going great, and then she tells you she put a hole in the condom.
#2 to #1 - kanedam ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
they dont tell you...
 
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