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#183 - Womens Study Major (04/25/2013) [-]
You mother ******* , asshole sucking, son of a cunt bitch!!!!!!!!
How about we play a game you english prick, AMERICAN FOOTBALL versus your fairy rugby... Think about this, 200-300 lbs. muscular, American football players against your 80 lbs rugby fairies. Americans aren't gonna hurt your rugby players. NOPE, the AMERICAN FOOTBALL PLAYERS are gonna make them explode on contact. Your move asswipe!
#474 to #183 - Womens Study Major (04/26/2013) [-]
look out guys we got a bad ass over here! HES USING ALL CAPS!
in truth american football does suck. i was born and raised in the US and i can proudly state that European sports are a lot more dangerous than american sports. they don't have a full set of protective equipment like we do so the players HAVE to be smaller otherwise more people would be dead. As it is, too many US athletes have concussions and other permanent injuries because of the fact they weigh 250+ lbs even though they are properly equipped. i agree, Rugby isn't the smartest of sports, but its certainly far from the wimpiest. don't hate, its just a joke. seriously you commented WAY too many times on this page.

heres a lid and a full cup, take said lid... and shut the full cup
#198 to #183 - nymikemet (04/25/2013) [-]
Cool story bro
#196 to #183 - notaboss (04/25/2013) [-]
Stop.
Stop.
#195 to #183 - drunkenmonkeydk (04/25/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#475 to #195 - Womens Study Major (04/26/2013) [-]
i hate lying ***** like you. you dont scare anybody with your ******** . the ******* NAVY isnt going to let you just whack people left and right.
User avatar #205 to #195 - mayormilkman (04/25/2013) [-]
You keep calling us kids, yet you insist with your narrow-minded bigotry that you're a NAVY Seal AND that just because you were a part of the Navy Seals, you can assert superiority over the people here. Do you realize that according to psychological studies, your mindset is still suck in an egocentric state which is apparent in the minds of young children who haven't even reached puberty yet? For the love of god you thick-headed imbecile, no one gives a single **** if you were in the Army or if you still play with barbie dolls, if you have a mentality that makes you think that children are ABSOLUTELY responsible for what their parents do, you need to be reborn into a household where your parents are complete social outcasts to other people and YOU have to be ridiculed as a result of your parents. Maybe then will you understand that it is ridiculous to say what you are asserting.
#229 to #205 - pariahlol (04/25/2013) [-]
I almost feel cancerous for using this, but it was warranted in this situation. Honestly, i'm surprised that somebody with a moderately blue name could say that.
User avatar #231 to #229 - mayormilkman (04/25/2013) [-]
You have been fooled with, but I can't blame you. It is a relatively younger copypasta and not as popular.
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#235 to #231 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #237 to #235 - mayormilkman (04/25/2013) [-]
It gets more angry responses than the original around these parts, though.
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#241 to #237 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #249 to #241 - mayormilkman (04/25/2013) [-]
I dunno. Maybe where the "Navy Seals" copypasta is still not well known. I haven't posted this much.
User avatar #191 to #183 - hyperpyrexia (04/25/2013) [-]
the guys are the same size but american footballers wear armour. so i guess that makes you the pussies...
#245 to #191 - luwak (04/25/2013) [-]
I agree with you, well, us in the UK (England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland) Are bigger than the Americans, as well as us not wearing any armour.. So.. We are yes, much tougher than the scrawny Americans.
#187 to #183 - agonix (04/25/2013) [-]
lol u bitch realize that americunts are jacked rite?
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