impossibru. my friend tweets about words of wisdom and includes this pic. now that i think of it theyre right. people at my school are asinine and smart all at
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my friend tweets about words of wisdom and includes this pic. now that i think of it theyre right. people at my school are asinine and smart all at the same time...okay maybe just dumbasses

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#21 - pappathethird (04/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I can't pee without pooping
I can't pee without pooping
User avatar #5 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I poop iwth out peeing all the time.
User avatar #8 to #5 - YukonCornelius (04/25/2013) [-]
LIAR
User avatar #25 - vexaton (04/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I can take a shit without peeing O.o
#30 to #25 - gohex ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - perseeus (04/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How about you pee first and wait a few minutes, then poop.

Won't that work?
User avatar #12 to #6 - imakejewburgers (04/25/2013) [-]
First of all that's cheating. But I don't think it'd work anyway. I imagine that some small amount of urine would still be ready to come out.
User avatar #22 - HAwAII (04/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some come here to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bullshit on the walls.
User avatar #24 to #22 - Iloldmypants (04/25/2013) [-]
Here I sit now, broken-hearted.
I tried to shit but only farted.
Because one day I took a chance.
I tried to fart but I shit my pants.
#34 - chrsbrrss (04/25/2013) [-]
What if every time you peed, you pooped.
Laughed too hard and peed a little? Shit your pants.
Pee in the woods like a man? Shit your pants.
Go to a urinal? Shit your pants.
Wet your bed? Shit your pants.

It could cause issues.
#31 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
My friend was foiled by this fact...

>wanted to take a shit in the parks, near a tree
>pull trousers down and squat
>forgets about pee
>starts pissing in his trousers
>realizes and falls over, this just makes him pee more on himself
>everyone laughing
>didnt even manage to poo
>had to go home
#28 - malkotay (04/25/2013) [-]
only in movies
only in movies
User avatar #7 - retardedboss ONLINE (04/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's cause your poop muscle pushes on your bladder or something.
User avatar #37 to #7 - mookiez (04/25/2013) [-]
Poop muscles, is that some kind of sea food?
#1 - gaminggenus (04/24/2013) [-]
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#58 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
challenge accepted
#54 - HeavenlyDirt (04/25/2013) [-]
Pee then shit, I really don't see the complication
User avatar #51 - anonymoose (04/25/2013) [-]
To pee, you just relax your urinary sphincter.
To poop you have to push, which opens urinary sphincter.
#50 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (04/25/2013) [-]
mfw title
User avatar #40 - kiwirulestwo (04/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I poop out of my peehole
User avatar #29 - alexeilvlrussian (04/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Masterplan:
>pee
>shake
>pull pants up
>exit toilet
>enter again
>pull pants down
>sit on toilet sit
>shit
>???
>you have shat without peeing
User avatar #33 to #29 - dinkcool (04/25/2013) [-]
I tried that once but it still peed.
#4 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
I used vice grips to seal off my urethra. What now, faggot?
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