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#152 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/25/2013) [-]
Gentlemen, stand up for yourselves.

I'm some kind of guru of friendzone. Been through many. Not anymore.

About two weeks ago I asked a girl out. She likes another guy and it didn't happen. The thing is, she is playful with me pretending I'm her boyfriend, like saying my mother is her mother-in-law and whatnot.

They do that to keep you. But I never bought it.

From that point I treated her and thought about her like I'd do for any other friend, male or female.

She is always trying to get me to do things. I take it as a request as I would for any friend, like I said, male or female. Yesterday she asked me to do her Essay. **** that bitch.

It's only friendzone if you let yourself be the ground for her to step on.

PS: I'd let Emma Watson sit on my back 24/7.
#231 to #152 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
i know the feel man happens to me every time
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