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#46 - infinitereaper ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm convinced I have a high chance of surviving a zombie Apocalypse for several reasons:   
   
1. I rarely panic, natural disasters make me happy, so shock isn't an issue   
2. Thinking is everything. The most important thing in a zombie apocalypse is figuring out what type of zombies you are dealing with and how it spreads. (For example, if the zombies have eye sight, their speed, etc.)   
3. I could care less about bashing out the brains of infected family members (They're already..dead, un, undead.)   
4. Hunting zombies is impossible and should be avoided at all costs, you fight as necessary and only in an organized group of trustable members    
5. I prefer an apocalypse over the modern world, sadly, I'm one of "those" people.   
   
That being said, I could just end up like this guy.   
   
Anyways TL;DR:   
Just because you'd easily die doesn't mean we all would, frankly I'm tired of hearing this joke.
I'm convinced I have a high chance of surviving a zombie Apocalypse for several reasons:

1. I rarely panic, natural disasters make me happy, so shock isn't an issue
2. Thinking is everything. The most important thing in a zombie apocalypse is figuring out what type of zombies you are dealing with and how it spreads. (For example, if the zombies have eye sight, their speed, etc.)
3. I could care less about bashing out the brains of infected family members (They're already..dead, un, undead.)
4. Hunting zombies is impossible and should be avoided at all costs, you fight as necessary and only in an organized group of trustable members
5. I prefer an apocalypse over the modern world, sadly, I'm one of "those" people.

That being said, I could just end up like this guy.

Anyways TL;DR:
Just because you'd easily die doesn't mean we all would, frankly I'm tired of hearing this joke.
User avatar #108 to #46 - infinitereaper ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah but of course.

The betas can't handle anyone who hates or doesn't agree with the sentiments of this joke
#62 to #46 - burntcheesey ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
There is an unstoppable outbreak of the Ampulex Compressa Giganteus. Can you afford enough zombrex too last you until the military comes? (Zombrex costs 300$ a box at pharmacies)
User avatar #86 to #62 - murrlogic (04/25/2013) [-]
I would if fucking Otis would stop fucking calling me!
User avatar #66 to #62 - infinitereaper ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I am kill
User avatar #64 to #62 - burntcheesey ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I noticed I used the wrong to...
User avatar #67 to #64 - infinitereaper ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Only solution is to jump off a bridge
User avatar #54 to #46 - drdiddly (04/25/2013) [-]
"natural disasters make me happy" really?
What do you do, look outside at a tornado ripping apart houses and throwing people in to the air?
"Oh look! A tornado! Wow, you're a strong tornado!"
User avatar #71 to #54 - infinitereaper ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh you know I just feel and think the usual:

Ah, finally, something new to break of the monotony, all of these stupid people panicking and dying, shits finally going down, the earth is alive, feel the wind and hear the thunder! I could die! I could live! (laughter)

Like I said I'm one of "those" people.
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