It's gonna happen. . Mother of godl I have trained Zombies are here! _ my entire life for this moment. f I must be a hero!. We all think we'll be the zombie ass kickers, but hey, the world will need a lot of zombies
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#1 - chupavisor (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
We all think we'll be the zombie ass kickers, but hey, the world will need a lot of zombies
#4 - clubberslover (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I have made several plans regarding this issue... none of them will pan out
#21 - misterymisterman (04/25/2013) [-]
Fixed.
#10 - savioranonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
Hmmm?
#36 - farfigschiter (04/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm a 6'4 chubby guy with terrible cardio who has never lived on his own and can't fire a weapon.
#9 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [+] (33 replies)
Zombies aren't real, grow the **** up. It is scientifically impossible to reanimate the dead. Just a few minutes without oxygen does severe, irreversible damage to the brain. Only 5 year olds with over active imaginations believe in zombies. It's childish and immature.
User avatar #11 to #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/24/2013) [-]
There is a Fungus that kills ants then takes over the ants brain. Then the Fungus has total control over the ant. It's that is basically a zombie ant. If that fungus was to ever effect humans humans would then basically be zombies. Maybe not the flesh eating kind from games and movies but still a zombie.
#73 - magnusos ONLINE (04/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**magnusos rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at I guess you could say... ** this is what i would do
#6 - analrespect (04/24/2013) [-]
rule #17
don't be a hero
#46 - infinitereaper (04/25/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I'm convinced I have a high chance of surviving a zombie Apocalypse for several reasons:   
   
1. I rarely panic, natural disasters make me happy, so shock isn't an issue   
2. Thinking is everything. The most important thing in a zombie apocalypse is figuring out what type of zombies you are dealing with and how it spreads. (For example, if the zombies have eye sight, their speed, etc.)   
3. I could care less about bashing out the brains of infected family members (They're already..dead, un, undead.)   
4. Hunting zombies is impossible and should be avoided at all costs, you fight as necessary and only in an organized group of trustable members    
5. I prefer an apocalypse over the modern world, sadly, I'm one of "those" people.   
   
That being said, I could just end up like this guy.   
   
Anyways TL;DR:   
Just because you'd easily die doesn't mean we all would, frankly I'm tired of hearing this joke.
I'm convinced I have a high chance of surviving a zombie Apocalypse for several reasons:

1. I rarely panic, natural disasters make me happy, so shock isn't an issue
2. Thinking is everything. The most important thing in a zombie apocalypse is figuring out what type of zombies you are dealing with and how it spreads. (For example, if the zombies have eye sight, their speed, etc.)
3. I could care less about bashing out the brains of infected family members (They're already..dead, un, undead.)
4. Hunting zombies is impossible and should be avoided at all costs, you fight as necessary and only in an organized group of trustable members
5. I prefer an apocalypse over the modern world, sadly, I'm one of "those" people.

That being said, I could just end up like this guy.

Anyways TL;DR:
Just because you'd easily die doesn't mean we all would, frankly I'm tired of hearing this joke.
#44 - rotersand (04/25/2013) [-]
I've come to terms with my fate once the zombie apocalypse strikes. My abilities as a human are relatively sub-par, however with my amazing sense of smell and my tendency to wander off I'm going to be a kick ass zombie.
User avatar #24 - fedegon (04/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If zombies do become real, I'll find an effective armor to be made out of living beings and a shelter. Once I find a place completely devoid of zombies, I'll make a house in there, finding everything I need (food, water, porn), wait until the human race starts anew, new religions and such will start, and society will begin by year one. I will then train my own skills physically, since whatever survived the zombies must be pretty badass, and then I'll attempt to be the strongest in the universe. Once everything is over, as the master of the universe, I will see society, completely devoid of that curse, and then I'll look back on my house I built among the chaos, and realize one thing: No matter what comes, I will stand strong as the strongest human, as the survivor, as Roshi.
User avatar #5 - heartlessrobot (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If it was left 4 dead zombies I wouldn't mind being one if I were a hunter or something.
#3 - zenokurosagi (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well a lot of the beginning infection would be spread from not knowing what is happening. Also he majority of people would be reluctant to begin killing their friends and neighbors.
#61 - VaultTechy (04/25/2013) [+] (23 replies)
**VaultTechy rolls 7,899** roll four and see how you'd do
#96 to #93 - rotucex (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh wow, that was close
But anyway, I rolled AK-47 custom gold, grenade launcher attachment, soft air gun, laser sught attachment, 12x beart traps, 100g weed, samurai aarmor custom gold, I start in a shopping mall, I've got a sports car custom gold, and ARNOLD is my sidekick. Also, I've got 3 hours to prepare before zombies and 4 unarmed survivors try to arm me off, and there are "Zombified Crows": attacks in great numbers, often up to hundred individuals simultaneously. Wery veak to damage.
#40 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at When I say I'm From Hawaii **
User avatar #7 - DwightKSchrute (04/24/2013) [-]
are those.... zombified strutting Leo's???
#98 - meebert (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure if there was a zombie outbreak people would try to claim walmart as a fort and start killing each other, I don't think anybody has an actual plan better than " **** yeah shotgun!"
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