Mind Fucking Questions. deep man<br /> Part 2 funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/455587/Part+2+Fucking+Questions/. MIND QUESTIONS Here are a few things to think
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Mind Fucking Questions

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought
My do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things
on the ground?
My do doctors leave the room while you change? They' re going to see you naked anyway.
My do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’ s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’ t he fix a hole
in a boat?
My does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They' re both dogs'.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
My did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog' s face, he gets mad at you, but when you
take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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User avatar #16 - RoPie (05/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Wow.. Does the last one even need an answer. Compare your smelly, hot breath to fresh air. Which one would you prefer in your face?
#14 - Killakiwi (05/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
If you rape a prostitute is it considered rape or shop lifting???
User avatar #13 - minimii (05/25/2010) [-]
Then how come the warmer something gets the drier it gets but get it too hot and it f****** melts.
#24 - Womens Study Major (10/29/2011) [-]
You want to be remembered for . .?
User avatar #21 - Raawwr (05/26/2010) [-]
You know, ba ba black sheep has the same tune too..
#20 - Womens Study Major (05/26/2010) [-]
u deserve 1 internet for liking fallout
#19 - Womens Study Major (05/26/2010) [-]
LOL erect.
User avatar #17 - youwishyouwereme (05/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. To get a bird's eye view of the city .2.Because otherwise they will get hard watching you seductively undress. 3.Incase you have to defrost and cook bread. 4.Because obviously the song is liez.5. Only if theres an extra person in with the driver. 6. Clearly he missed the repair a boat 101 class, but was able to go to the Coconut radio 101 class. 7.Because goofy beats down pluto. 8.BABIES! No obviously it is made for babies. 9. Fail i haven't heard the alphabet song. 10.I didn't hah ^^ 11. It's because you have bad breath 0.o
User avatar #15 - smurfman ONLINE (05/26/2010) [-]
haha you said erect
#12 - Womens Study Major (05/25/2010) [-]
#10 - Seastone (05/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hearse drivers can not drive in the carpool lane. I read about one who tried it with four corpses in the back (I don't know why there were so many) and he was given a ticket. He took it to court, but ultimately had to pay the fine.
User avatar #9 - ResistanceisFutile (05/25/2010) [-]
Fallout FOR THE WIN!
#7 - CatStrat **User deleted account** (05/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
you shoulda made a philosoraptor comp instead
#6 - timmehsaysdie **User deleted account** (05/25/2010) [-]
i had to sing the song to figure out if they were the same. lol
#5 - zaiel **User deleted account** (05/25/2010) [-]
Number eight was probably the funniest one of them all.
User avatar #4 - raibean (05/25/2010) [-]
I don't think the dog thing is true; my dog didn't get mad.
#2 - Womens Study Major (05/25/2010) [-]
bout Goofy and Pluto; notice that Pluto has a tail but Goofy hasnt.

It also applys for Pete (and kids) and Max (goofys son... even though there is no evidence of goofy having a relationship until after Max is in college)
#1 - Womens Study Major (05/25/2010) [-]
as to the question of the alphabet and twinkle twinkle, do baa baa black sheep as well
User avatar #3 - imachubbo (05/25/2010) [-]
get out of here anon
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