MIND FUCKING QUESTIONS
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought
My do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things
on the ground?
My do doctors leave the room while you change? They' re going to see you naked anyway.
My do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’ s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’ t he fix a hole
in a boat?
My does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They' re both dogs'.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
My did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog' s face, he gets mad at you, but when you
take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?