What would your strange superpowers be?. Mine would be the ability to run on walls..... the ability to put anything in anyones mouth
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What would your strange superpowers be?

Mine would be the ability to run on walls...

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Submitted: 04/23/2013
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#7 - raykwanza (04/24/2013) [-]
the ability to put anything in anyones mouth
User avatar #9 - stickboysteve (04/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
bullets into painball .. become wanted ... people shoot me .. painballing bitches ..
#19 - shmooo (04/24/2013) [-]
Ability to put anything in people's mouths...
User avatar #23 - enforcedno (04/24/2013) [-]
>mute every member of westboro baptist church
> acquire Nobel peace prize
User avatar #14 - lorddarkskull (04/24/2013) [-]
asexual reproduction would make all offspring genetically identical, giving them all the ability too.

after a few generations we could take the world by storm
User avatar #1 - iamkagji (04/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Half invisible would be useful for what I want to do.
User avatar #2 to #1 - cloudshadowevil (04/23/2013) [-]
Half invisible? how does that work?
#33 - aleggedpuppy (04/25/2013) [-]
Not to brag, but I have the ability to see through team rockets disguises.
Not to brag, but I have the ability to see through team rockets disguises.
#32 - aleggedpuppy (04/25/2013) [-]
I have the ability to blur my vision whenever I want   
Its good for not being able to read things sometimes and gives added effect to listening to music
I have the ability to blur my vision whenever I want
Its good for not being able to read things sometimes and gives added effect to listening to music
#21 - Blasphemer (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Number 1.
Definitively number 1.
User avatar #20 - beasert (04/24/2013) [-]
Turn bullets into paint balls if it's automatic. Otherwise, I want to fold shadows.
User avatar #18 - mochidrake ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
As an amputee, I can already remove my leg.
User avatar #17 - olelicious (04/24/2013) [-]
The tumbleweed would be cool... then every time some one makes a bad joke and no one laughs, you could just summon one
User avatar #16 - heartlessrobot (04/24/2013) [-]
Ability to put anything in people's mouths. It can be anything, so I can just use people to summon **** .
#15 - bigmanblue ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
folding shadows and disco-ball hair
clubs and parties would freak the **** out
#13 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
the ability to turn anything being used to try to kill me into something that would not kill or hurt me
Knife, bam overripe banana
Bullet, swoosh blueberry
Atomic bomb, Kaboom sour gummy worms
virus, swish more blood cells
#12 - afternoon (04/24/2013) [-]
ability to put anything in anyones mouth
ability to put anything in anyones mouth
User avatar #10 - Hashenmier (04/24/2013) [-]
Tumbleweed. Launch them around boring people
User avatar #8 - fourtwentt (04/24/2013) [-]
i call bull **** , not even a blowhole could help a ****** swim
#6 - addex (04/24/2013) [-]
**** yeah shadow folding!
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