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User avatar #12 - chthulhu (04/24/2013) [+] (15 replies)
"What?
A full song?

How about a ton of opening riffs?"
User avatar #3 - trojanmannn (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you're at college look out of your dorm window and you'll probably see a guy playing "Hey there Delilah" out on the lawn
User avatar #1 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (04/23/2013) [-]
or Smoke On The Water
#5 - benbo (04/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm **** at guitar....yet i refuse to learn wonderwall. Pic related.
#30 - luthervonappledorf (04/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
YES! A million times yes! 						****					 'Wonderwall', 						****					 Oasis. Too many 						******					 guitarists play this crap to death.
YES! A million times yes! **** 'Wonderwall', **** Oasis. Too many ****** guitarists play this crap to death.
#137 - PedoBearFTW (04/24/2013) [+] (10 replies)
>Try to play guitar   
>Little bitch hands are literally too small to make out anything more than two chords   
>						****					 it, I'll learn the ukulele   
>Regret nothing
>Try to play guitar
>Little bitch hands are literally too small to make out anything more than two chords
> **** it, I'll learn the ukulele
>Regret nothing
#134 - byodensbeard (04/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I feel kinda out of place. I'm a bassist.
#21 - allamericandude (04/24/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I think there's actually three types of "typical amateur guitar players": the Wonderwall-ists, the "metalhead" kids with cheap BC Riches and Line 6 amps, and the Slash wannabes. Not sure which is the worst, but every guitar player has probably been one of those at some point. Admittedly, I fell under the third category. I think I've grown past it--now I'm a Rush nerd.
User avatar #9 - JoshOwnsAll (04/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
everyone with an electric guitar and the IQ of a watermelon can play sweet child o' mine.
I've heard it so many times i hate it now.
WHY DO YOU RUIN MUSIC FOR ME BEGINNER GUITAR PLAYERS
#10 to #9 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
You really need to quit bitching. Sorry that everyone starting out can't instantly play more difficult songs, or live up to your standards. You're the type of person that discourages people from trying to learn.
User avatar #67 - justxjames (04/24/2013) [-]
People always ask me to play Freebird.
#121 - flamingwombat (04/24/2013) [+] (20 replies)
My guitar. Been playing for 7 years now, and it didn't help me get any girls in highschool. Maybe, it was because I was playing death metal and classic metal instead of some indie **** or punk rock/metalcore or whatever. Or maybe it's because I'm just not attractive?
User avatar #126 to #121 - echogamer (04/24/2013) [-]
iv been playing for 6 years, and havent gotten any girls from it. but i know how to play and im in a band that is recording a cd in two days, and im happy about it. so stop being a fag and be happy that you can do something that not many people can do.
#75 - hauntzor (04/24/2013) [-]
Mfw all this kid at my school can play are a 						********					 of riffs from Three Days Grace songs and he has bitches all over his dick
Mfw all this kid at my school can play are a ******** of riffs from Three Days Grace songs and he has bitches all over his dick
#207 - buriedstpatrick (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>At Roskilde festival   
>Sitting in camp   
>Playing the guitar   
>Some chick wants my friend to play Wonderwall on my guitar   
>						*************					.jpg   
>I start playing it to piss her off   
>She says she wants MY FRIEND to play it (obviously interested in him)   
>Keep playing and act like I don't know what's going on   
>She gets mad an leaves   
>mfw I'll never get a girlfriend but keep my pride intact.
>At Roskilde festival
>Sitting in camp
>Playing the guitar
>Some chick wants my friend to play Wonderwall on my guitar
> ************* .jpg
>I start playing it to piss her off
>She says she wants MY FRIEND to play it (obviously interested in him)
>Keep playing and act like I don't know what's going on
>She gets mad an leaves
>mfw I'll never get a girlfriend but keep my pride intact.
#157 - klina (04/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>MFW I play guitar at gigs all the time but I play Gypsy Jazz and Latin songs so this happens to me and people think that I suck but actually I just don't bother learning all pleb songs
#165 - jaigurudevaom (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
****					 that    
I'm a bassist
**** that
I'm a bassist
#96 - raberintodesu (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW they're interested in what I'm playing but nobody knows the song except for me.
#102 to #96 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
nobody cares. stop trying to get attention
#167 - jacksonkingv (04/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
My guitar(The Jackson) and my roommates guitar, I've been playing for 6 years, and I don't even care that it hasn't gotten me girls, that's not why I started playing anyways, besides, most females don't know the chorus riff from "Ashes In Your Mouth" let alone heard of Megadeth
User avatar #178 - kanayamaryam (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yes but can you play Smoke on the Water
User avatar #44 - vortexrain (04/24/2013) [+] (15 replies)
The songs in Katawa Shoujo inspired me to start playing guitar. I'm currently paying on a guitar on law away, and I'll have it in the next 3-6 weeks. any tips on playing the guitar?
#111 - poniesfuckedmeover (04/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I just started learning guitar 2 weeks ago and i learned Aerials by System of A Down and the MIssion Impossible theme song. I have much to learn.
#115 to #111 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
guise look at me i play guitar too guise pay attention to me guise

******* attention whore.
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