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Tumblr. I'm not sure if I've seen this here, but lemme know if it has and ill get rid of it.. rebuking Ewen ere a true men' s kid hha peasant fer We earlie it o

I'm not sure if I've seen this here, but lemme know if it has and ill get rid of it.

rebuking Ewen ere a true men' s kid
hha peasant fer We earlie it
omg you can' t call kid If you were Born in 1348
you elem even remember the plague, grad.
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#3 - mattdoggy (04/24/2013) [+] (20 replies)
>be young man in the century of our Lord 1300's
>stuck as a meager archer keeping an eye upon the peasantry
>while my mind wanders to what it would be like to feel a maiden's bosoms
>out of nowhere so manner of demon or spell has beset my nether region and has caused part of me to turn to lumber
>i immediately hit my knees and try to hide my disgraceful possession and almost immediately hear someone call out my name
>i look up to see it our lord of the land out for a leisurely stroll on a fine stallion
>he asks me what i do in the mud like a serf and i quickly retort "I...w..was just...thanking The Creator for your guidance...my lord"
>he is so pleased with my loyalty and piety that he asks me to be a personal guard at his keep
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.tapestry
>a fortnight later i am guarding the outside of the treasury late in the dark hours
>i almost am taken to slumber by the night spirits but at the last moment i see a strange figure lurking in the shadows
>"Halt right there criminal scum" i ordered all knight like
>but the criminal attempted to scurry away
>i being quick and noble outsmarted the criminal and cut him off at a yonder hallway
>i tackled him and attempted to pin the criminal but found my efforts to be for nothing
>the individual had skin that felt like it was made entirely of oil and he managed to slip free
>before i could get to my feet i felt a sharp pain in my head and was out
>when i cam to i found the keeps guard with the lord of the land standing over me asking why i was sleeping and had abandoned my post
>mfw i had to tell them i was struck by a smooth criminal
#10 - Cleavland Steamer (04/24/2013) [+] (10 replies)
my favorite greentext ever
#1 - KillerRekoil (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#2 - soulrippa (04/24/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this.
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#35 - Ken M Comment deleted by shagtastic [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #38 to #35 - nadastress (04/24/2013) [-]
Every once in a while, the story of an angry black man with fear of telepathic asians is shown to the world of funnyjunk.
User avatar #51 - corso (04/24/2013) [+] (11 replies)
But the plague was over 300 years later...
#56 to #51 - barehype (04/24/2013) [-]
the black death ended in about 1350, it definitely 100% wasn't over 300 years later
User avatar #60 - welfarekid (04/24/2013) [-]
What a ******* wench.
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#42 - Ken M Comment deleted by shagtastic [-]
User avatar #30 - eight (04/24/2013) [-]
I wish it was the old days. Simple life, adventures, and swords.
User avatar #29 - miniwilliam (04/24/2013) [-]
******* 20 out of 10, favorited and would love to read again.
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#13 - Ken M (04/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Seen it at least twice before. Though please don't remove it just for my sake
#12 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - osm (04/24/2013) [-]
If you were born in the 1300s...!! You'd be dead. get used to it.
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