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i almost killed myself

thag I lust attempted allude never gluing to do that again
almoast killed mystery(
i. what
they are toto. heinously especial kind at stupid.
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Submitted: 04/23/2013
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#3 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#10 - guymandude (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"lol idiot doesn't he realize that he would die if he committed suicide?"

...Yes, yes he does. thatsthejoke.jpg

MFW no one is able to understand a simple joke
#8 - acunit (04/24/2013) [-]
mfw people don't realize its a joke
#5 - shadwstep (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Are you fucking kidding me?
#20 - critique (04/24/2013) [-]
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#47 - lolzordz (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so many people cant get jokes that this post actually got to the front page.. proof the world is filled with tards
#44 - thalfak (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Do it the right way
Do it the right way
#41 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#9 - sisterblister (04/24/2013) [-]
wait wait wait i thought this nigger is stupid but he is talking a bought the skatebored trick i think
#82 - turtlepoop (04/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how did this get to the front page? how many people on this website are fucking retarded?

THE FIRST PERSON WAS MAKING A JOKE.
#15 - lolibear (04/24/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that thought they meant when they said "i almost killed myself" they meant they realized how low they had fell and were horrified that they had tried to commit suicide, like repeating it in horrified recognition?

#83 - paulthehero (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 - sheperdofthestars (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...Am I the only one who thinks maybe he was making a joke?
#33 - comanderspy (04/24/2013) [-]
you need to release some of that stress, here take these...
User avatar #22 - megashot (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i've been looking for that nicolas cage pic, anyone have it?
#23 to #22 - EnergizierAnon (04/24/2013) [-]
seems you haven't learned about the sniping tool...
User avatar #14 - CRONIK (04/24/2013) [-]
You're not allowed to call people stupid if you don't understand satire
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