they can but not as frequent as white people can - #90495036 added by konradkurze at Nick Fury

#1 - konradkurze

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(04/23/2013)[-]

nick fury wasnt black
thats **** fury

#143 to #1 - anon id: 72c330f9

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(04/24/2013)[-]

I remember in the Ultimate Alliance game, he was white...

#162 to #143 - demandsgayversion

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(04/24/2013)[-]

You can unlock the Ultimate Avengers skin, where he is in fact black.

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#87 to #1 - anon id: 7c081a2f

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(04/24/2013)[-]

... not since the accident

#85 to #1 - anon id: 3063abba

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(04/24/2013)[-]

There were black Nick Fury's, just like black and white Green Lanterns

#92 to #85 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

well with green lanterns, werent there a couple from each planet?

there was only one nick fury, unless the name carries over like james bond's name did to each agent

#163 to #92 - chthulhu

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(04/24/2013)[-]

There's two Marvel continuities, the original and the "ultamite" universe.

He's black in the second one.

#98 to #92 - revanthewin

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Wait wait wait. The James Bonds weren't the same guy?

#102 to #98 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

you never saw all the movies huh?

#103 to #102 - revanthewin

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(04/24/2013)[-]

This changes everything. I need to watch more James Bond.

#104 to #103 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

i think there were 4-5 different actors before peacr brosnan....and non hes gone its this new guy
so what 6-7 different james bonds

#164 to #104 - revanthewin

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(04/24/2013)[-]

I knew that different actors played him, but I didn't know each one was a different character all together. I thought it was still the same guy. I guess that shows how much I know.

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(04/24/2013)[-]

He was in the Ultimate Universe.

#33 to #1 - renier

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(04/23/2013)[-]

The "Ultimate" Nick Fury design, including attitude, was based om Samuel L Jackson, on the condition that SLJ played nick if they made a movie where he was required.

#23 to #1 - shatt

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(04/23/2013)[-]

every where i see him he is black

#7 to #1 - demandsgayversion

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(04/23/2013)[-]

It is justified to change the race of ANY character so that Samuel Jackson can play them. Just think how awesome Harry Potter could've been.

#149 to #7 - biasdunne

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(04/24/2013)[-]

"Enough is enough! I have had it wish these ************* dementors on this ************* train!"

#146 to #7 - ilikebuttsex

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(04/24/2013)[-]

"avada cedavra ************.. shiieee look at det lil **** crawl"

#126 to #7 - sirvarayne

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Either way, he still won't have a father.

#121 to #7 - vietka

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(04/24/2013)[-]

#44 to #7 - happygrowman

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(04/24/2013)[-]

parseltongue, ************. do you speak it?!

i have had it with these ************ death eaters in this ************ school!

#26 to #7 - tittylovin

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(04/23/2013)[-]

Samuel L. Jackson as Dumbledore...
In my head that is amazing, or as Hagrid:

"You're a wizard ************."
"I'm a what?!"
"IT AIN'T SO DAMNED HARD ************, YOUR'E A WIZARD!"

#142 to #19 - uzzwick

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(04/24/2013)[-]

I AM TIRED OF ALL THESE ************* DEATHEATERS ON THIS ************* SCHOOL!

#58 to #19 - guymandude

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Or as any of the snakes from the series

"PARSELTONGUE, ************! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?"
"Y-Yes!"
"THEN YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS I AM HISSING TO YOU"

#145 to #58 - jonnyfunk

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(04/24/2013)[-]

i believe he's just about had it with snakes ...

#152 to #145 - anon id: 5b33c6c0

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(04/24/2013)[-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!

#158 to #152 - jonnyfunk

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(04/24/2013)[-]

not since the accident

#47 to #19 - Hiago

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(04/24/2013)[-]

#30 to #19 - condormcninja

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(04/23/2013)[-]

why not both?

#18 to #7 - restfullwicked

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(04/23/2013)[-]

in the comics i think they killed off nick fury and bought in nick fury jr who looks exactly like sam in the avengers.

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#9 to #7 - konradkurze

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(04/23/2013)[-]

idk...think about that

Black Punisher: a black guy who goes around killing people.....
Black Wolverine: a black guy with violent impulses and always has blades on him
Black Spiderman: can climb up into any window, and tie people up (look out white women)
Black Hulk: a big ignorant brute who gets mad easy and destroys things

#148 to #9 - anon id: c1f786b6

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Black Spider-Man AKA Miles Morales from the Ultimate Marvel universe. He took over as Spider-Man after Peter Parker was killed.

#12 to #9 - redneckhokage

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(04/23/2013)[-]

oh damn

#5 to #1 - ScottP

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(04/23/2013)[-]

Usain Bolt is the alternate version of the Flash

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#3 to #2 - konradkurze

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(04/23/2013)[-]

damn near all the nick fury storylines were him as a white guy, except one where a liberal played a token black guy card and drew 'ultimate nick fury' with fury just like samuel l jackson

#59 to #3 - guymandude

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Liberals: believe that equality is best reached by turning all the superheroes black.

wat?

#94 to #59 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

well people have been rewriting history to give some to blacks who never kept records of their people

#96 to #94 - guymandude

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(04/24/2013)[-]

"give some to blacks" Give what?

"never kept records of their people" I'm not even gonna mention the obvious reason that doesn't make sense.

#100 to #96 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

well like people claiming humans came from africa?
wrong, the first true humans appeared in the middle east...

egyptians were black?
wrong, the true egyptians were arabs who founded the area to become egypt, the blacks just happened to be living in the area at the time before egypt existed

#10 to #3 - demandsgayversion

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(04/23/2013)[-]

Liberal? They redrew him black SO THAT they could use Samuel Jackson.

#11 to #10 - konradkurze

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(04/23/2013)[-]

yeah but who else but a liberal would want to turn a badass into a blackass

#82 to #11 - schneidend#398 on commentsRank#398

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(04/24/2013)[-]

When you say something that racist...the red thumbs mean stop.

#91 to #82 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

i didnt come here to cry over monkeys, i came here to put forwards my opinions...if monkeys dont like it, tough ****

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(04/24/2013)[-]

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#16 to #14 - konradkurze

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(04/23/2013)[-]

well....nick fury's always been more of a cold and calculating guy...yeah making him black may add personality to him, but seriously....the token black guy theme got old decades ago

#62 to #16 - guymandude

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(04/24/2013)[-]

...I can't tell, but it seems like you just openly said that you don't think black people can be smart/scientific.

#93 to #62 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

they can but not as frequent as white people can be....

#95 to #93 - guymandude

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(04/24/2013)[-]

aaaand you've instantly become an obvious troll.

#97 to #95 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

to be debated

if im trolling, it would only affect black people, if youre not black, you arent being trolled

#99 to #97 - guymandude

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(04/24/2013)[-]

that doesn't make sense. but ok.

#101 to #99 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

well im only talking badly about blacks, if youre not black it shouldnt affect you

#20 to #16 - rangerxaetos

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(04/23/2013)[-]

White Nick Fury is Captain Fury, where as Black Nick Fury id General Fury, and is best known as the ultimate universe Nick Fury, which actually debuted in 2001. He wasn't made because of Samuel L. Jackson, and there were no politics about it. Get the facts straight before you complain (and this is aimed at everyone, not this person specifically.)

I know this because I am well versed in the Marvel Comic universe, Ultimate (Universe Earth-1610) being my favorite.

#4 to #3 - hodoor

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(04/23/2013)[-]

Hodor?