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User avatar #1 - konradkurze (04/23/2013) [-]
nick fury wasnt black
thats **** fury
#143 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
I remember in the Ultimate Alliance game, he was white...
User avatar #162 to #143 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
You can unlock the Ultimate Avengers skin, where he is in fact black.
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#87 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
... not since the accident
#85 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
There were black Nick Fury's, just like black and white Green Lanterns
User avatar #92 to #85 - konradkurze (04/24/2013) [-]
well with green lanterns, werent there a couple from each planet?

there was only one nick fury, unless the name carries over like james bond's name did to each agent
User avatar #163 to #92 - chthulhu (04/24/2013) [-]
There's two Marvel continuities, the original and the "ultamite" universe.

He's black in the second one.
#98 to #92 - revanthewin (04/24/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait. The James Bonds weren't the same guy?
User avatar #102 to #98 - konradkurze (04/24/2013) [-]
you never saw all the movies huh?
#103 to #102 - revanthewin (04/24/2013) [-]
This changes everything. I need to watch more James Bond.
This changes everything. I need to watch more James Bond.
User avatar #104 to #103 - konradkurze (04/24/2013) [-]
i think there were 4-5 different actors before peacr brosnan....and non hes gone its this new guy
so what 6-7 different james bonds
User avatar #164 to #104 - revanthewin (04/24/2013) [-]
I knew that different actors played him, but I didn't know each one was a different character all together. I thought it was still the same guy. I guess that shows how much I know.
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#38 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
He was in the Ultimate Universe.
User avatar #33 to #1 - renier (04/23/2013) [-]
The "Ultimate" Nick Fury design, including attitude, was based om Samuel L Jackson, on the condition that SLJ played nick if they made a movie where he was required.
#23 to #1 - shatt (04/23/2013) [-]
every where i see him he is black
User avatar #7 to #1 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
It is justified to change the race of ANY character so that Samuel Jackson can play them. Just think how awesome Harry Potter could've been.
#149 to #7 - biasdunne (04/24/2013) [-]
"Enough is enough! I have had it wish these ************* dementors on this ************* train!"
User avatar #146 to #7 - ilikebuttsex (04/24/2013) [-]
"avada cedavra ************ .. shiieee look at det lil **** crawl"
User avatar #126 to #7 - sirvarayne ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Either way, he still won't have a father.
User avatar #44 to #7 - happygrowman (04/24/2013) [-]
parseltongue, ************ . do you speak it?!


i have had it with these ************ death eaters in this ************ school!
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#19 to #7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [-]
Samuel L. Jackson as Dumbledore...
In my head that is amazing, or as Hagrid:

"You're a wizard ************ ."
"I'm a what?!"
"IT AIN'T SO DAMNED HARD ************ , YOUR'E A WIZARD!"
User avatar #142 to #19 - uzzwick (04/24/2013) [-]
I AM TIRED OF ALL THESE ************* DEATHEATERS ON THIS ************* SCHOOL!
User avatar #58 to #19 - guymandude (04/24/2013) [-]
Or as any of the snakes from the series

"PARSELTONGUE, ************ ! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?"
"Y-Yes!"
"THEN YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS I AM HISSING TO YOU"
User avatar #145 to #58 - jonnyfunk (04/24/2013) [-]
i believe he's just about had it with snakes ...
#152 to #145 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#158 to #152 - jonnyfunk (04/24/2013) [-]
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not since the accident
#47 to #19 - Hiago (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 to #19 - condormcninja (04/23/2013) [-]
why not both?
#18 to #7 - restfullwicked ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
in the comics i think they killed off nick fury and bought in nick fury jr who looks exactly like sam in the avengers.
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User avatar #9 to #7 - konradkurze (04/23/2013) [-]
idk...think about that

Black Punisher: a black guy who goes around killing people.....
Black Wolverine: a black guy with violent impulses and always has blades on him
Black Spiderman: can climb up into any window, and tie people up (look out white women)
Black Hulk: a big ignorant brute who gets mad easy and destroys things
#148 to #9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
Black Spider-Man AKA Miles Morales from the Ultimate Marvel universe. He took over as Spider-Man after Peter Parker was killed.
User avatar #12 to #9 - redneckhokage (04/23/2013) [-]
oh damn
User avatar #5 to #1 - ScottP (04/23/2013) [-]
Usain Bolt is the alternate version of the Flash
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User avatar #3 to #2 - konradkurze (04/23/2013) [-]
damn near all the nick fury storylines were him as a white guy, except one where a liberal played a token black guy card and drew 'ultimate nick fury' with fury just like samuel l jackson
User avatar #59 to #3 - guymandude (04/24/2013) [-]
Liberals: believe that equality is best reached by turning all the superheroes black.


wat?
User avatar #94 to #59 - konradkurze (04/24/2013) [-]
well people have been rewriting history to give some to blacks who never kept records of their people
User avatar #96 to #94 - guymandude (04/24/2013) [-]
"give some to blacks" Give what?

"never kept records of their people" I'm not even gonna mention the obvious reason that doesn't make sense.
User avatar #100 to #96 - konradkurze (04/24/2013) [-]
well like people claiming humans came from africa?
wrong, the first true humans appeared in the middle east...

egyptians were black?
wrong, the true egyptians were arabs who founded the area to become egypt, the blacks just happened to be living in the area at the time before egypt existed
User avatar #10 to #3 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Liberal? They redrew him black SO THAT they could use Samuel Jackson.
User avatar #11 to #10 - konradkurze (04/23/2013) [-]
yeah but who else but a liberal would want to turn a badass into a blackass
User avatar #82 to #11 - schneidend (04/24/2013) [-]
When you say something that racist...the red thumbs mean stop.
User avatar #91 to #82 - konradkurze (04/24/2013) [-]
i didnt come here to cry over monkeys, i came here to put forwards my opinions...if monkeys dont like it, tough ****
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User avatar #16 to #14 - konradkurze (04/23/2013) [-]
well....nick fury's always been more of a cold and calculating guy...yeah making him black may add personality to him, but seriously....the token black guy theme got old decades ago
User avatar #62 to #16 - guymandude (04/24/2013) [-]
...I can't tell, but it seems like you just openly said that you don't think black people can be smart/scientific.
User avatar #93 to #62 - konradkurze (04/24/2013) [-]
they can but not as frequent as white people can be....
User avatar #95 to #93 - guymandude (04/24/2013) [-]
aaaand you've instantly become an obvious troll.
User avatar #97 to #95 - konradkurze (04/24/2013) [-]
to be debated

if im trolling, it would only affect black people, if youre not black, you arent being trolled
User avatar #99 to #97 - guymandude (04/24/2013) [-]
that doesn't make sense. but ok.
User avatar #101 to #99 - konradkurze (04/24/2013) [-]
well im only talking badly about blacks, if youre not black it shouldnt affect you
User avatar #20 to #16 - rangerxaetos (04/23/2013) [-]
White Nick Fury is Captain Fury, where as Black Nick Fury id General Fury, and is best known as the ultimate universe Nick Fury, which actually debuted in 2001. He wasn't made because of Samuel L. Jackson, and there were no politics about it. Get the facts straight before you complain (and this is aimed at everyone, not this person specifically.)

I know this because I am well versed in the Marvel Comic universe, Ultimate (Universe Earth-1610) being my favorite.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hodoor (04/23/2013) [-]
Hodor?
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