Why did the chicken cross the road?. Never seen it here before - sorry if repost.. Why did the chicken cross the road? TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: why did the Chicken cross Road
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 
Why did the chicken cross the road?. Never seen it here before - sorry if repost.. Why did the chicken cross the road? TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO:

Never seen it here before - sorry if repost.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
TEACHER: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was economically inevitable.
SADDAM HUBBLE: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we
were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
I don' t recall.
Because man excess in its pancreas.
MARTIN LUTHER ICES, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens
will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into
question.
MOSES: and God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." and the chicken crossed the road,
and there was much rejoicing.
BILL CLINTON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road.
FRIED: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which
will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents,
and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross
roads.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE : We can neither confirm
nor deny any involvement in the incident.
GEORGE BUSH: Define chicken.
ERNEST : To die. In the rain.
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