Kids Are Quick
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is
Teacher: . Now class, who pissoirs red America?
Teacher: dohn, why are you doing you math multiplication on the Florri?
John: You told me to do it without using tables
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell '' F'
Teacher: No, that' s wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, butyou asked me how Aspell it
Teacher: Do mid, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H Id KLM NO
Teacher: What are you talking abo ?
Donald: Yesterday you sad its H to o
Teacher: Winnie, name one impo nant thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago
Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I' m a lot the ground than you are,
Teacher: Millie, give me a GENE nos starting with 'l'
Teacher: No, Millie ..... “always say, l arif
Millie: All right,,, ‘lam the ninth the alphabet'
Teacher: George ‘Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it,
Now, Louie, do you know why his punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the are in his hand
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me tran My, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: his sir, ddon' t have to, my mom itsgood wok
Teacher: Glyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as you brothers. Did you eopy his?
Glyde: No, sir, It' s the same dog
Now here' s my personal favorite!.
Teacher: Harold, what do you call E person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher
I' ll get other ones it you want MOAR