Kids Are Quick. Give all of the kids a medal!! oh, and bacon. Kids Are Quick Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America Maria: Here it is Teacher: . N kids fast learn quick Bacon medal
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Kids Are Quick. Give all of the kids a medal!! oh, and bacon. Kids Are Quick Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America Maria: Here it is Teacher: . N

Give all of the kids a ******* medal!! oh, and bacon

Kids Are Quick
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is
Teacher: . Now class, who pissoirs red America?
Glass: Maria
Teacher: dohn, why are you doing you math multiplication on the Florri?
John: You told me to do it without using tables
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell '' F'
Glenn:
Teacher: No, that' s wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, butyou asked me how Aspell it
Teacher: Do mid, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H Id KLM NO
Teacher: What are you talking abo ?
Donald: Yesterday you sad its H to o
Teacher: Winnie, name one impo nant thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago
Winnie: Mel
Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I' m a lot the ground than you are,
Teacher: Millie, give me a GENE nos starting with 'l'
Teacher: No, Millie ..... “always say, l arif
Millie: All right,,, ‘lam the ninth the alphabet'
Teacher: George ‘Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it,
Now, Louie, do you know why his punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the are in his hand
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me tran My, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: his sir, ddon' t have to, my mom itsgood wok
Teacher: Glyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as you brothers. Did you eopy his?
Glyde: No, sir, It' s the same dog
Now here' s my personal favorite!.
Teacher: Harold, what do you call E person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher
I' ll get other ones it you want MOAR
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#94 - koobztwoonefourtwo **User deleted account**
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User avatar #55 - BabyMario
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repost.
User avatar #138 - GreenEggsAndHam
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If a reatrded person is late to a Special Ed class, it is necessary to call them 'tardy'?
User avatar #143 to #138 - AnonGawd
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Well, no, because the black man is president...AND THERE SHALL NOW BE NO DISCRIMINATION...ah **** this is the intwebs...
User avatar #263 to #143 - GreenEggsAndHam
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Damn right!
User avatar #230 - airguitar
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(05/26/2010) [-]
The sad part is when we were kids we wouldn't even find this funny, it would just be logical. I miss being a kid.. I think I'm going to screw training wheels back onto my bike to relive the glory days.... o.o
#239 to #230 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account**
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User avatar #222 - COOKIEHS
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(05/26/2010) [-]
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH BLINDED BY YELLOW!
#228 to #222 - IainLovesTacos **User deleted account**
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SAMMMMEEE
User avatar #231 to #222 - airguitar
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Sounds like the title for a movie where a military base gets invaded by asians
#35 - SarcasmMan
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(05/25/2010) [-]
Hey guess what? These are reposts.
I'm sure everyone here knows this too.
Post different, non-boring ones please. >:(- (that's a goatee.)
User avatar #60 to #35 - RomanR
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(05/25/2010) [-]
This is a one eyed walrus.

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#74 to #35 - anon id: 1ab3a09f
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Every repost is a repost of a repost
User avatar #54 to #35 - dudemiesterman
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(05/25/2010) [-]
exactly! theses are OOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD AS ******* HELL!
#57 to #54 - SarcasmMan
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(05/25/2010) [-]
Thanks Billy Mays impersonator. :)-
#246 - jeevdunurnan **User deleted account**
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**jeevdunurnan rolls 083,875,220** <--- how cool i am on a scale of 1 - 10...
#247 to #246 - wolfspamer **User deleted account**
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10 BEING THE WORST
#260 to #247 - Patchers
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If 10 is the worst what does that make 83 875 220...?
#301 to #260 - wolfspamer **User deleted account**
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IF U GET 83 875 220 IT WOULD BE BETTER TO DIE
User avatar #137 - iTzZac
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(05/25/2010) [-]
FFFFFFUUUUU- All I see is YELLOW NOW!! ****!!!
#127 - BigRedb
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(05/25/2010) [-]
moar
User avatar #129 to #127 - Tefached
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i agree! !,,!(-_-)
#25 - undeckedjester **User deleted account**
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(05/25/2010) [-]
i know ill get thumbs down but the bacon thing is really old. come up with something new
User avatar #33 to #25 - Mapleflavored
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*sob*
User avatar #26 to #25 - ManagerofBacon
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(05/25/2010) [-]
Oh..... *sobs*
#27 to #26 - ManagerofaNewthing **User deleted account**
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I miss my old self