Kids Are Quick. Give all of the kids a medal!! oh, and bacon. Kids Are Quick Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America Maria: Here it is Teacher: . N kids fast learn quick Bacon medal
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Kids Are Quick

Kids Are Quick. Give all of the kids a medal!! oh, and bacon. Kids Are Quick Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America Maria: Here it is Teacher: . N

Give all of the kids a ******* medal!! oh, and bacon

Kids Are Quick
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is
Teacher: . Now class, who pissoirs red America?
Glass: Maria
Teacher: dohn, why are you doing you math multiplication on the Florri?
John: You told me to do it without using tables
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell '' F'
Glenn:
Teacher: No, that' s wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, butyou asked me how Aspell it
Teacher: Do mid, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H Id KLM NO
Teacher: What are you talking abo ?
Donald: Yesterday you sad its H to o
Teacher: Winnie, name one impo nant thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago
Winnie: Mel
Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I' m a lot the ground than you are,
Teacher: Millie, give me a GENE nos starting with 'l'
Teacher: No, Millie ..... “always say, l arif
Millie: All right,,, ‘lam the ninth the alphabet'
Teacher: George ‘Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it,
Now, Louie, do you know why his punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the are in his hand
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me tran My, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: his sir, ddon' t have to, my mom itsgood wok
Teacher: Glyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as you brothers. Did you eopy his?
Glyde: No, sir, It' s the same dog
Now here' s my personal favorite!.
Teacher: Harold, what do you call E person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher
I' ll get other ones it you want MOAR
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User avatar #138 - GreenEggsAndHam (05/25/2010) [-]
If a reatrded person is late to a Special Ed class, it is necessary to call them 'tardy'?
User avatar #143 to #138 - AnonGawd (05/25/2010) [-]
Well, no, because the black man is president...AND THERE SHALL NOW BE NO DISCRIMINATION...ah **** this is the intwebs...
User avatar #263 to #143 - GreenEggsAndHam (05/26/2010) [-]
Damn right!
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#94 - koobztwoonefourtwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #230 - airguitar (05/26/2010) [-]
The sad part is when we were kids we wouldn't even find this funny, it would just be logical. I miss being a kid.. I think I'm going to screw training wheels back onto my bike to relive the glory days.... o.o
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User avatar #222 - COOKIEHS (05/26/2010) [-]
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH BLINDED BY YELLOW!
#228 to #222 - IainLovesTacos **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
SAMMMMEEE
User avatar #231 to #222 - airguitar (05/26/2010) [-]
Sounds like the title for a movie where a military base gets invaded by asians
User avatar #137 - iTzZac (05/25/2010) [-]
FFFFFFUUUUU- All I see is YELLOW NOW!! **** !!!
User avatar #273 - Happiness (05/26/2010) [-]
'kids are quick', sounds like something pedobear would say while trying to catch them
User avatar #218 - CookieMan (05/26/2010) [-]
Holy **** ! FJ is funny-ish again?
User avatar #200 - rozzy (05/25/2010) [-]
"I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are"

Oh I beg to differ! Wait... she'd still be taller even on her knees. >_<
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User avatar #155 - awesomesauce (05/25/2010) [-]
you know what else is quick, this repost
#127 - BigRedb (05/25/2010) [-]
moar
User avatar #129 to #127 - Tefached (05/25/2010) [-]
i agree! !,,!(-_-)
User avatar #55 - BabyMario (05/25/2010) [-]
repost.
#191 - ParamoreFan (05/25/2010) [-]
haha i love fj wen its actually funny!
#121 - Kolbeyy **User deleted account** (05/25/2010) [-]
or better yet a metal made of bacon
User avatar #73 - MariaVonT (05/25/2010) [-]
Ha! I am Maria, I discovered North America. WIN!
#204 - KermitTheBatman **User deleted account** (05/25/2010) [-]
**KermitTheBatman rolls 530,749,684** Woman want a fairytale romance, men just want a happy ending
LOL
#203 - baconwithwings **User deleted account** (05/25/2010) [-]
girl: well jesus said to pray before meals
teacher: well we dont know if its true
girl:well ill ask him when i go to heaven
teacher: what if jesus went to hell?
girl: then you ask him

kids are freakin AWESOME!
User avatar #202 - mynameisbucket (05/25/2010) [-]
i pictured these kids with an intelligent brittish accent XD
#176 - CidHighwind **User deleted account** (05/25/2010) [-]
Teacher: ok tyrone can u plz count how many bikes ther---- GODDAMMIT!!!
#35 - SarcasmMan (05/25/2010) [-]
Hey guess what? These are reposts.
I'm sure everyone here knows this too.
Post different, non-boring ones please. >:(- (that's a goatee.)
User avatar #60 to #35 - RomanR (05/25/2010) [-]
This is a one eyed walrus.

.3
#74 to #35 - John Cena (05/25/2010) [-]
Every repost is a repost of a repost
User avatar #54 to #35 - dudemiesterman (05/25/2010) [-]
exactly! theses are OOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD AS ******* HELL!
#57 to #54 - SarcasmMan (05/25/2010) [-]
Thanks Billy Mays impersonator. :)-
#259 - Patchers (05/26/2010) [-]
These jokes are so old... is anyone on this site older than 7...?
#264 to #259 - John Cena (05/26/2010) [-]
i is i'z 16 lol
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