The actual niggershrimp. This is him... he is death and destruction.. I wanna see in action.
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The actual niggershrimp

This is him... he is death and destruction

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#1 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not this **** again.
User avatar #2 to #1 - snakefire (04/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - strun (04/23/2013) [-]
I wanna see ************ in action.
#7 - JMF (04/23/2013) [-]
I almost owned this sexy bastard.
I almost owned this sexy bastard.
User avatar #5 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What is that all around him? The corpses of his latest victims?
#4 - iamtheblackgoat (04/23/2013) [-]
I was about to make a snide remark about how it's definitely not as dark as I expected...

Then I remembered that ************ is death.

************ is destruction.
User avatar #11 - mrhumperdoodle (04/24/2013) [-]
God that is one ************* sexy ************ .
#12 - bokkos ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
#10 - luiselvergas (04/24/2013) [-]
my anus is ready for him
my anus is ready for him
User avatar #8 - dyingkisses (04/23/2013) [-]
He is also probably delicious.
#13 - dafq (04/24/2013) [-]
>Behold friends for a story that far outstrips this ************
>It is the tail of the *********
>My friend owns many pets but still enjoys eating animal flesh
>He got a live lobster (big ass mofo at 19 in) for our dinner party later that night, tells me to put it in a random animal tank
>So I do so. In the process taking off the rubber bands to see if the lobster would bow to me. No such luck
>The bedding under the lobster starts to vibrate slightly and a male rat (young, about 7 in) pops out of the ground and stares at the lobster
>The lobster's like "Bitch yo smaller than me" and clacks his pincers and **** . Thats when ********* attacked
>The lobster grabbed ****** rat with both its claws. ********* (being a practical rat) began to gnaw off the claws, eventually eating the lobster's arms off
>The Lobster backs up because it's arms just got bitten off, thats when ********* trots up to it and promptly begins to bite into the lobster head. Eventually ********* gets to the brain which makes the lobster twitch a little but fall flat.
> ********* finishes his meal of lobster brains, calmly backs off, and begins to clean the lobster gore off his claws and face
> ********* is destruction
> ********* is death
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