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Submitted: 04/22/2013
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#40 - nyxeos (04/28/2013) [-]
I was at a New Year's party, my ex Austin is there but no big deal. He refuses to go outside and interrupt my friends Charlene and Ryan because he doesn't want to cock block, even when I tell him Charlene has already said nothing will happen (nor does it).    
   
An hour later I'm sitting alone with this guy Lyndon outside. About to make a move. Austin comes busting outside, ridiculously drunk, demanding Lyndon come do a jager bomb with him. Lyndon says no, so Austin literally picks him up and carries him inside. Drops him on the way, spraining Lyndon's ankle, so he ends up spending the rest of the night with the whole group just putting ice on it.   
   
<MFW I just got cock blocked
I was at a New Year's party, my ex Austin is there but no big deal. He refuses to go outside and interrupt my friends Charlene and Ryan because he doesn't want to cock block, even when I tell him Charlene has already said nothing will happen (nor does it).

An hour later I'm sitting alone with this guy Lyndon outside. About to make a move. Austin comes busting outside, ridiculously drunk, demanding Lyndon come do a jager bomb with him. Lyndon says no, so Austin literally picks him up and carries him inside. Drops him on the way, spraining Lyndon's ankle, so he ends up spending the rest of the night with the whole group just putting ice on it.

<MFW I just got cock blocked
#31 - jaigurudevaom (04/23/2013) [-]
He looks like Pete Townshend
He looks like Pete Townshend
#28 - jajathezombie (04/23/2013) [-]
The whole reason fathers cockblock their kids is because the kids cockblocked him when they were little.
User avatar #22 - thedayi (04/23/2013) [-]
Sauce if anyone wants to know is LunarBaboon. So god damn tiny.
#20 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #15 - gustaviaable (04/23/2013) [-]
He shoudl have dressed himself up as Dracula and call himself Cock Blockula
User avatar #16 to #15 - gustaviaable (04/23/2013) [-]
*Should
#24 to #16 - tazze (04/23/2013) [-]
copying gamer poop
copying gamer poop
User avatar #25 to #24 - gustaviaable (04/23/2013) [-]
>Implying I am the only one here on funnyjunk who captions shows and reposts. Seriosly you are reposting aswell.
User avatar #26 to #25 - gustaviaable (04/23/2013) [-]
*Seriously
#27 to #26 - tazze (04/23/2013) [-]
well at least I don't have to make one correction for every comment I make
as well*
who the hell says "Seriously you are reposing as well" anyway?
#32 to #29 - tazze (04/23/2013) [-]
why would I be? my grammar is superior, my comment level is higher and as far as reposts go we both have reposted (at least according to you), you are superior in only one respect, you are better at failing, my friend
#35 to #32 - chaosascendingx (04/23/2013) [-]
&gt;superior grammer   
&gt;higher comment level   
Do you want your giant 						******					 award now or later?
>superior grammer
>higher comment level
Do you want your giant ****** award now or later?
User avatar #33 to #32 - gustaviaable (04/23/2013) [-]
He mad
#21 to #16 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #12 - hodoor (04/23/2013) [-]
Hodor!!!
#10 - jedisquirrel (04/23/2013) [-]
goddammit son
#8 - kierz (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, I'm trying to work out why the father has a seam running along his head.   
   
I.. I mean.. Is that a beard..? That runs.. up and over his head?
Well, I'm trying to work out why the father has a seam running along his head.

I.. I mean.. Is that a beard..? That runs.. up and over his head?
User avatar #14 to #8 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx (04/23/2013) [-]
nose
User avatar #9 to #8 - kaj (04/23/2013) [-]
beard and hair
#5 - pappathethird (04/23/2013) [-]
He ages relatively well
User avatar #37 to #5 - theprocrastibator (04/23/2013) [-]
Except for Diablo 3. ****** paragon 4, GOML.
#19 to #5 - seffo (04/23/2013) [-]
lies... lies... all lies!
#11 to #5 - englman (04/23/2013) [-]
H-..He almost looks like he got younger..
H-..He almost looks like he got younger..
User avatar #38 to #11 - deathstare (04/23/2013) [-]
It's a better picture quality, there is less dull colours on his face.
Inb4 he's too awesome to dull
User avatar #17 to #11 - thechosentroll (04/23/2013) [-]
I think it's because he trimmed his beard a bit.
User avatar #3 - SirSheepy (04/23/2013) [-]
RAGGLE FRAGGLE!
#18 to #3 - millex (04/23/2013) [-]
(Forgot to say: please pass the egg salad)
(Forgot to say: please pass the egg salad)
#4 to #3 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
Ahhh somebody help me.
User avatar #7 to #4 - riylshadow (04/23/2013) [-]
*continues eating*
#1 - nicopwnz (04/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#6 to #1 - ShizMyNiz (04/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 to #6 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
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