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#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [-]
I hate batman so much... he's not even a real super hero. There's nothing super about him. He's just a hero. He's basically a smart ninja... are ninjas super heroes? No. Batman should not be part of the justice league. He's a ******* glorified detective. He has no super powers. He's not super human. He's a regular ninja. Call him a hero, but not a SUPER hero.
User avatar #11 to #4 - Ruspanic (04/23/2013) [-]
Are you the same guy who posts about how much he hates fat people on every fat-related post, and how much he hates disabled people on every disabled-related post?

Srsly, this is like the fourth time I've seen this copypasta.
#7 to #4 - electro (04/23/2013) [-]
batman defeated everyone in justice league. He has extreme intelligence and is a martial arts expert in multiple forms. He is also a moral hero and leader. The reason he appears to be so much less of a 'super hero' is because he is being compared to OP heros like superman and green lantern - the DC heros. If you compared Batman to a lot of Marvel characters he would actually appear much more powerful than compared to DC characters since a lot of marvel characters usually focus on one or two abilities instead of being major OP
#9 to #7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [-]
All his fights are complete and utter ******** . There's no way in hell he'd ever win any of those fights. Things always just HAPPEN to happen the exact perfect way they need to in order for batman to win. It's ******** . If it was a fair fight, 1 on 1, superman would destroy him. But Batman's fights are always staked in his favor. If you put batman and superman in the middle of an open field, no trees to hide, nothing, just empty land, and batman is under mind control or some **** and they HAVE to fight each other, superman would destroy him. Neither side knows about the fight so neither side gets the advantage to plan ahead a strategy, that would make it unfair. Superman can move so much faster than the human brain can process. Before batman even blinks superman would have knocked his head off. That's how a real fight between them would go. No matter what Batman is still human.

So batman is a smart ninja... and? He's above average.
#25 to #9 - electro (04/23/2013) [-]
i mean.. youre situation is basically saying "lets get rid of every possible tactic batman uses to equate himself with superheros." Of course he would get raped! This situation is similar to saying "okay lets put superman in gotham, with no knowledge of the city, and he cant fly, use super strength, lazer vision, or frost breath, also the sun doesnt exist, and he is under mind control. Then he fights batman while batman is at full strength"
The whole point to batman is that he spends months, years, PLANNING his fights. He gets everything he needs, plans out millisecond by millisecond strategies to defeat his oppponents, finds ways to exploit their weaknesses, and force them into fighting where he would have the advantage. He doesnt leave it up to "lets brawl and see who is tougher!" He puts in the pre-work to make himself the victor. (also he kills superman because of kryptonite)
#26 to #25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [-]
Like I said superman is just too god damn fast. Batman's human eyes can not keep up with his shear speed nor can his brain process the information in time, and his reflexes aren't fast enough. Batman has that little ring of his but he would never be able to even get it out of his pocket, superman would knock his head off before then.
User avatar #17 to #9 - QCGunslinger (04/23/2013) [-]
The situation you describe is probably the least possible fighting situation possible. Yes, Superman would buttrape him in those conditions, but they are soooo far fetched. Nah, good old Bruce will always find a way to stake things up, that's what makes him awesome.
#23 to #17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [-]
They are not fetched... Batman is under some kind of mind control and suddenly attacks superman. Like I said superman is just too god damn fast. Batman's human eyes can not keep up with his shear speed nor can his brain process the information in time, and his reflexes aren't fast enough. Batman has that little ring of his but he would never be able to even get it out of his pocket, superman would knock his head off before then.
User avatar #10 to #9 - viatio (04/23/2013) [-]
>BUT MUH REALISM
There is no realism in the DC universe. Batman implements godlike tact and ability, that of which is completely inhuman. He is a superhero.
#24 to #10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [-]
Super hero - any of various comic-strip characters with superhuman abilities or magical powers, wearing a distinctive costume, and fighting against evil.

Superhuman - above or beyond what is human; having a higher nature or greater powers than humans have: a superhuman being.

Hero - a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities.

Batman is a hero, no debating that. He is not a SUPER hero though. There's a difference.
User avatar #27 to #24 - viatio (04/24/2013) [-]
But that's wrong you ******* retard His abilities are literally superhuman.
#28 to #27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
No they are not. He's above average. No matter what he is only human.
User avatar #6 to #4 - sidekickman (04/23/2013) [-]
Call him the man who made everyone in Justice League his bitch
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