McDisasters 12: AutoWash. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Some of our bad juju-magumbo is starting to spill over into neighboring business
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McDisasters 12: AutoWash

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Some of our bad juju-magumbo is starting to spill over into neighboring businesses.. The guys at the truck wash have a rough deal, working for minimum wage year round in what is essentially a ******* poll barn full of sprinklers. But I gotta say, they had this one coming. . Not only did they jack up the rates, they picked on the damn customers! you DON'T DO THAT! 13 up around this time tomorrow! happy reading!

PART 1 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4530401/McDisasters/

PART 2 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4531817/McDisasters+2+Return+of+the+Trucker/

PART 3 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4533207/McDisasters+3+The+Whale+Lords/

PART 4 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4535248/McDisasters+4+The+Windy+Restroom/

PART 5 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4538188/McDisasters+5+Call+me+Ishmael/

PART 6 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4540527/McDisasters+6+Hillbilly+Garbage+Ditch/

PART 7 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4542697/McDisasters+7+Race+Weekend+Madhouse/

PART 8 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4544444/McDisasters+8+The+Golgothon/

PART 9 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4546427/McDisasters+9+Decreaser+Death+Cloud/

PART 10 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4547440/McDisasters+10+The+Ragenadian+Urinal/

PART 11 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4549438/McDisasters+11+Fellatio+Fun/
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Submitted: 04/21/2013
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#3 - critique (04/21/2013) [-]
I like how as these stories progress, the mess starts to move farther away from the McD kitchen. Gril, Bathroom, outside the window, truck wash next door.   
The more stories the tell, the less mess you have to deal with.   
 Small victories are still victories.
I like how as these stories progress, the mess starts to move farther away from the McD kitchen. Gril, Bathroom, outside the window, truck wash next door.
The more stories the tell, the less mess you have to deal with.
Small victories are still victories.
User avatar #2 - zedong (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love your McDisasters, see you at the front page.
#1 - friendlytroll (04/21/2013) [-]
>Trucker eats enough to sate 6 grown men.   
   
Oh god I lost it.
>Trucker eats enough to sate 6 grown men.

Oh god I lost it.
#29 - sirhyden (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hides it behind a plant.
Hides it behind a plant.
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#11 - happygrowman (04/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#43 - mephiblis ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
HFW "we were told to send em here"
HFW "we were told to send em here"
#67 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
#46 - Cleavland Steamer (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#17 - Reldinrostiare (04/21/2013) [-]
hehehe...this is too rich.  Don't stop posting these dude...
hehehe...this is too rich. Don't stop posting these dude...
#9 - sinisterlion (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>car wash management is full of 						*******					 assholes   
>truckers use a different car wash   
>car wash loses business   
>less 						****					 to deal with in the bathrooms    
>??????   
>profit
>car wash management is full of ******* assholes
>truckers use a different car wash
>car wash loses business
>less **** to deal with in the bathrooms
>??????
>profit
#66 - sparkieemae (04/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
YFW watching the guy eat the food when he was still in your store.
#113 - ultimoz (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
These stopped being funny a LONG time ago,

Thumb me down to oblivion Funnyjunk.
User avatar #114 to #113 - sirbrentcoe (04/22/2013) [-]
read them as fictional situational humor. if you don't like them, then just skip them. obviously a lot of people still enjoy them.
#64 - iwaspromisedcake (04/22/2013) [-]
When one of these comes up
User avatar #24 - raquelian (04/22/2013) [-]
you know, these stories could be total ******** , but real or fake- it's still better than anything Stephenie Myer ever wrote
User avatar #18 - parr ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
THIS... This is what i look forward to every day.
#12 - oxadelore (04/21/2013) [-]
>						*****					 a galon of watery diarrhea into a small trash can, hides it behind plant   
   
That crafty 						************					.   
Also these are possibly the funniest stories on the site, keep them up!
> ***** a galon of watery diarrhea into a small trash can, hides it behind plant

That crafty ************ .
Also these are possibly the funniest stories on the site, keep them up!
#5 - bendahen (04/21/2013) [-]
flipping the cushions on the sofa, proceeding to sit on the cushions.
User avatar #55 - thephantur (04/22/2013) [-]
That's terrible business practice... my family used to own a restaurant (sold it because of school and my mom was tired of running it). My mom told me one thing was more important than the rest: keep your customers happy. There is no advertisement better than word of mouth. Entice new customers to come, they will become old customers and keep your old customers the happiest because they will always come back. She would make good food and make it really cheap and give large portions. People loved it, best Chinese restaurant in the city. There were many return customers and every night we were packed full, lines waiting out the door. Her oldest customers got extra special stuff. These group of doctors, for example, ordered out every night so my mom gave them heaping portions and threw in some free stuff once in a while. After my mom sold the joint, the new owners did what the new owners in the story did, cut portions, racked up prices, etc... Needless to say, when my mom talks with her old customers, almost all of them have stopped going and always plead with her to buy back the restaurant.

No one probably cares, just thought I'd add my own little thing to this.
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