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Submitted: 04/21/2013
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#14 - iFail (04/22/2013) [-]
HAHA, JOKES ON YOU JEREMY, MY BEST FRIEND TOOK TOO MUCH SPEED AT A HOUSE PARTY, OVERDOSED AND DIED!

**** , I miss him...
#2 - varke (04/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get it
#7 - kevandre (04/22/2013) [-]
It's what killed Gwen Stacy... Whether Spiderman wants to admit it or not...
#24 - bitchplzzz (04/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Speed can kill you. If you overdose on it
#16 - Nameloc (04/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Yesterday while driving on the interstate:   
   
>white car driving   
>going 5 above speedlimit like everyone else   
>black guy behind it   
>black car is really tailing white car's ass   
>black car has horn down the entire time   
>literally minutes pass by like this   
>eventually white/ black car pass me   
>black car never gets in a different lane   
   
If I could, I would personally beat the crap out of that guy.   
What in the world would make you such a douche to where you'd tail (literally 2 feet behind the car) someone and honk the entire time?
Yesterday while driving on the interstate:

>white car driving
>going 5 above speedlimit like everyone else
>black guy behind it
>black car is really tailing white car's ass
>black car has horn down the entire time
>literally minutes pass by like this
>eventually white/ black car pass me
>black car never gets in a different lane

If I could, I would personally beat the crap out of that guy.
What in the world would make you such a douche to where you'd tail (literally 2 feet behind the car) someone and honk the entire time?
User avatar #6 - retris (04/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think the joke is suddenly becomming stationery, like in office supplies. It's really obscure and it's not even the same spelling though.
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User avatar #9 - pappathethird (04/22/2013) [-]
Guns have never killed anyone. Getting shot is what gets you
#3 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
is there a joke, or is it "lol im so random xddd"
User avatar #11 to #3 - powerlevel (04/22/2013) [-]
Its a pun on stationary
#1 - afireinsidebrad (04/21/2013) [-]
Jeremy Clarkson thread?   
   
i need more of him anyway, plz post
Jeremy Clarkson thread?

i need more of him anyway, plz post
#17 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stationery is fancy paper.
Where the **** did he get pencil sharpener from?
User avatar #21 to #17 - RandomAnonGuy (04/22/2013) [-]
Uh, no. Stationery refers to pens, pencils, erasers, rulers all the things that are used on paper.
#4 - kievaughnb (04/21/2013) [-]
Speedballs have

;-;
#32 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
STATIONARY IS PAPER THAT YOU WRITE LETTERS ON NOT A PENCIL SHARPENER /THREAD
#30 - johnnybing ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Its not the fart that kills, its the smell.
#20 - monoone (04/22/2013) [-]
If you go fast enouph all you flesh can be violerntly ripped off you body
Or some other gruesome death
User avatar #13 - churrundo (04/22/2013) [-]
well, suddenly getting in movement also kills.
User avatar #12 - studsper (04/22/2013) [-]
It's not the fart that kills you. It's the smell.
#10 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My brother was stationary on rail tracks, confident the sudden speed wouldn't kill him..
#19 - alucardshellhound (04/22/2013) [-]
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