The Flash. .. What if the reason he can't get a date is because when he has sex he is so fast the friction starts a fire, and the girl explodes? And then one day he knows he' flash Hawkgirl fastest man alive
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#3 - blacktothefuture (04/21/2013) [+] (16 replies)
What if the reason he can't get a date is because when he has sex he is so fast the friction starts a fire, and the girl explodes?  And then one day he knows he'll be so fast he will create so much heat he will set fire to the atmosphere? So he is actually willingly giving up sex to save the world?
What if the reason he can't get a date is because when he has sex he is so fast the friction starts a fire, and the girl explodes? And then one day he knows he'll be so fast he will create so much heat he will set fire to the atmosphere? So he is actually willingly giving up sex to save the world?
#2 - nicopwnz (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#32 - shrapnelleader (04/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You were saying?
You were saying?
User avatar #36 - MrMustacho (04/22/2013) [-]
jokes on her, in between the first 2 panels he knocker her up
User avatar #15 - maskedguardianmkii (04/21/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Am I the only one who thinks Hawk Girl was ******* useless?
User avatar #50 - chuckstein (04/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If anything, he could get them both off faster, because he could just do his thing with the dingaling shlongadong and then get her off with his superquick fingers by doing a shlickashlicka wackawow.
Did I mention I'm Bill Cosby?
Did I mention I haven't slept for 14 hours or so?
#110 - themuffinmaan (04/22/2013) [-]
I googled "the flash"

this is what I found........



what the **** internets....


#122 - penetractor (04/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**penetractor rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at He can´t handle the ass ** MFW i dont last very long
#92 - cjasper (04/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#116 to #92 - samoaspider (04/22/2013) [-]
God dammit, i can see his dick flop between his legs
God dammit, i can see his dick flop between his legs
User avatar #135 - iliekbats (04/22/2013) [-]
and then he proceeded to penetrate Hawk Girl so fast up to this day she still doesn't know it happened...

...I just realized The Flash would be the most successful rapist ever.
#174 - jokervsbatsy ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Why don't you just talk to her?
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#95 - Forfunaccount (04/22/2013) [-]
Stfu Hawk Gal.
#184 - Fuzzymarsupial (04/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#161 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#141 - amammcmam (04/22/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Fastest Man Alive
Beaten by Superman
#143 to #141 - poopdecking (04/22/2013) [-]
Superman is a kryptonian
#37 - ashedust (04/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Perhaps   
   
But I have yet to meet someone that can outrun me.   
   
ifyouknowwhatImean
Perhaps

But I have yet to meet someone that can outrun me.

ifyouknowwhatImean
#40 - Ottovan (04/22/2013) [+] (27 replies)
**Ottovan rolls 64**


Numbers 1-44
Let's see who I'm voting for
User avatar #52 to #51 - BeardOfJesus (04/22/2013) [-]
Just count it towards Clinton, I guess.
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