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User avatar #205 - newmainman (04/22/2013) [-]
HO HO HO! STORY TIME ASS BANDITS!

Had something not as terrifying, but still butt puckeringly terrifying happen. Be me last year, wake up from a dream in which i heard someone screaming. So i'm sitting there in my bed just thinking, it was my dream. NOPE. It's my sister in the next room, and she's screaming bloody ******* murder. I jump up action hero mode and run towards my open door that leads to the hall. As soon as i reach it, it slams shut in my face. Deactivate super hero mode.... I rip open the door and flip on the hall lights to see my folks coming out of there room. I rush into my sisters room and she's just freaking the **** out. Screaming still and crying uncontrollably. When we get her calmed down, she tells us what happened.

She also sleeps with her door open, and she has this big ass dog that sleeps on her bed. So she wakes up that night to see the big ol bastard with his head up doing a low growl at the door. She sits up and looks out the door to see something crawling from my room down the hallway towards my parents room. She screams (the first time) and it just stops mid walk and stares back at her. She screams again and it rushes back toward my room. I'm thinking thats when the door slammed shut. So we go look around the house checking doors and windows, nope, no open doors or windows.

That's one of many NOPE stories i have ask for more if you want them.
User avatar #260 to #205 - josephkirk (04/22/2013) [-]
YAY STORY TIME! i got 1 or 3

this ones not scary just a "what the hell?"
-about a year and a half ago was living in this old silver bullet of a mobile home in a raggity ass trailer park, i woke up about 5:30 A.M. to get ready for school. it was a normal tuesday just like any other. im in the bathroom which is in the middle of the hallway witch is about 15-20 ft long, at the end of the hallway is my mums room and at the other end is the kitchen and then the couch where my little brother was sleeping. the bathroom is small, i mean really small. you could sit on the toilet, was your hands and take a bath at the same time small...as im getting ready in the mirror someone beats on the bathroom door like they are in a hurry. thinking its my lil bro i yell "WHAT!?" and in reply i hear a little girls voice (couldn't be any older than 6) she said " pee pee " i instantly slammed open the door and peered down the hallway...my brother and my mum were still sound asleep and noone was in the hallway.

not scary but i told you this one so i can tell you the next one
User avatar #264 to #260 - josephkirk (04/22/2013) [-]
about 2 months after the "pee pee" ghost, we are moving out of the small ass mobile home to move about 3 houses down in the same park. we have just about got all the stuff moved out and into the other house except a few things in the living room. im standing in the middle of the living room when i glance down the hallway and see my mums door was slid open (she had one of them solid wood sliding doors that were supposed to be on a fixed track with rollers at the top, well the door was off the track and just sitting on the carpeted floor. the door had to weigh like 30-40 lbs so you had to pick it up to close it) well any who i glance down the hallway and see my mums door open so i figured there was stuff still in there, so i start off down the hallway and just when i reach the kitchen area the door SLAMS shut with a loud *BANG* and then the power cut off...i never went back inside the trailer.
User avatar #267 to #264 - josephkirk (04/22/2013) [-]
another one

after we moved into our new house just down the way from the old trailer its our 2nd week in the house and im starting to forget about the indecent about dark thirty everyone is in bed and this time i have my 2 sisters here along with my mum and lil bro. not even 3-4 hours into sleep i wake up to my sisters screaming bloody murder, woke up the entire house, i sit up in bed like "the **** !?" my lil bro is crying, and my mum just walks through the hallway to see what the hell they were screaming about. they tell us that they heard deep, raspy breathing over them as they were sleeping...they sleep across the house from each other and heard the same thing. when i was sleeping i heard the same thing but i thought it was just a dream...
User avatar #270 to #267 - josephkirk (04/22/2013) [-]
about a year has passed since all the commotion we already moved out of the trailer park and i moved out and was staying with a buddy of mine, its about 4 in the morning im dead asleep and you know how when you are sleeping and you can tell if someone walks in your room? yea its like that. im sleeping and i can feel someone standing over me, as soon as i felt some one in my room i started to hear whispering, not just one voice but many...like there were about 10-15 people in my room all whispering at the same time getting louder and LOUDER and LOUDER almost like they were all yelling at me while they were whispering. i managed to speak " can i help you? " and as soon as i said that the whispering stopped and then i heard "YES" in a n exited females voice not even 1 inch away from my ear i could feel the heat of her breath as she said it! i flipped out turned on the light and there was noone there...my bedroom door was still locked by a chain and there was noone in there...i was alone.

that was 5 months ago and i havnt had an indecent since then...im just waiting for something to happen
User avatar #325 to #270 - nicoquitemad (04/22/2013) [-]
Leave a note saying 'What can I help you with?' and put a pen by it.
User avatar #329 to #325 - josephkirk (04/22/2013) [-]
yea if something happens again i will be sure to do that...im really curious about that kinda stuff. after everything that went on i had a feeling that it was attached to me but i havnt had anything happen in months. i no longer live with my buddy i now reside in a trailer park right across from the last trailer park i lived in (which is now a dollar general) so im hoping something happens again. nothing big but something you know?
User avatar #335 to #329 - nicoquitemad (04/22/2013) [-]
Hey, leave the note anyway, you might as well!
And here I was prepared to tell you how ghosts have never hurt anybody to make you interested!
User avatar #343 to #335 - josephkirk (04/22/2013) [-]
lol i think i might do that tonight and ill let you know if anything happens.yea iv never had anything dangerous happen but there have been other incedents, like my A/C would tic down by its self down to the 30's when the lowest its supposed to go is 55. and tv's turning on and off, and my mum also heard alot of people whispering over her in her sleep.
User avatar #344 to #343 - nicoquitemad (04/22/2013) [-]
That is awesome... Creepy as **** , but awesome...
User avatar #345 to #344 - josephkirk (04/22/2013) [-]
yea...what im thinking is that one of my dead relatives had a sense of humor and are ******* with us
User avatar #347 to #345 - nicoquitemad (04/22/2013) [-]
It'd be more likely to just be some random person who is tied to a thing or the location I'd say, but who knows?
User avatar #349 to #347 - josephkirk (04/22/2013) [-]
yea i guess that is a possibility, but idk what it would be tied to...

Oohhh i just remembered another little story, my buddy that i was living with, he lives on a dead end dirt road with a heavy duty metal gate that blocks a game reserve trail. and almost every other day we will hear an old clunker of a diesel truck, loud rumbly truck. any who everyone in town knows about it because they all heard it. the ghost truck will putt putt down the road and into the driveway, cut off its engine, open and then slam its door. you wont see it but you will hear it. and one day it scared the hell out of us because it didnt just putt putt down the road. from what it sounded like it floored it at the end of the road we looked out the window and followed the truck by the sound and it flew past the drive way and through the game reserve gate...
User avatar #352 to #349 - nicoquitemad (04/22/2013) [-]
Awesome~ Closest I've really gotten has probably been being told after my parents had a cleansing of our house, because our new neighbor does that stuff, that in my room, which a newly renovated part of the house that used to be sort of a stable since it was originally built in 1849, there had been the spirit of an old man, who had told my neighbor that he was tired because no one listened anymore. So I guess I am not good at seeing or hearing ghosts. Poor fella. I felt sorta bad hearing it, like I ought to have attempted listening more, found some way. Instead over the years I've just nodded whenever I've felt any presence.

Also my neighbor's opinion on all of the supernatural/hypnosis stuff is that he doesn't really know what to believe, but if what he does works for people, it works.
User avatar #353 to #352 - josephkirk (04/22/2013) [-]
poor old guy =( makes me wonder if thats why everything happened to me. he/she just wants to have someone to talk to
User avatar #354 to #353 - nicoquitemad (04/22/2013) [-]
Who knows what dead people want. If that was the case and I ever experienced a long conversation with a ghost two things would happen:

1: I would no longer have any reason to fear death as an afterlife would be proven to me as an individual.

2: I would hopefully make an awesome ghost friend. Because man, dead people are cool.
User avatar #355 to #354 - josephkirk (04/22/2013) [-]
lol i know what you mean, i mean im not afraid of death because we all die eventually (unless your name is walt disney) im juts afraid of dieing before im ready.

and yes having a ghost as a friend would be cool as **** !
User avatar #356 to #355 - nicoquitemad (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm more afraid of losing existence. Like complete nothingness. Man that'd suck. So ghosts are scary, but awesome.
User avatar #357 to #356 - josephkirk (04/22/2013) [-]
yea i guess nothing is pretty scary, and ghosts arnt scary the stuff they do is. kinda like im not afraid of the dark, im afraid of the things in the dark kinda thing.

alright dude i have to run to town for a bit,gotta get internet turned on at my aunts house. if you are still on when i get back we could still talk boute ghosts n ****
User avatar #368 to #357 - newmainman (04/22/2013) [-]
Awesome stories man, i like the ghost lady one the most. that was pretty great.
User avatar #372 to #368 - josephkirk (04/23/2013) [-]
lol thanks man they are all true believe it or not, and yea i flipped **** when that happened.
User avatar #250 to #205 - xyaleon (04/22/2013) [-]
I realllyyyy hate **** like this... I remember many times where I've seen weird things and now I just never wear my glasses and just pretend I didn't see **** . Seriously though, the dark thing pushing you down, my girl had the same exact experience. I'm Native American and you should probably get some sage and cleanse your house to keep all the nasty spirits away. They are real and they don't stop. I remember I used to hear a woman crying outside my window at night, I thought it was my sister and when I checked behind the house nobody was there...
User avatar #367 to #250 - newmainman (04/22/2013) [-]
They seem to have really died down now, the most we heard now is footsteps now and again.
User avatar #237 to #205 - UberAndrew (04/22/2013) [-]
It's not like I ever wanted to sleep again or anything.
User avatar #240 to #237 - newmainman (04/22/2013) [-]
Oh man, and here i was thinking these stories wouldn't get seen by anyone. The one and only UberAndrew ladies and gentlemen.
User avatar #235 to #205 - newmainman (04/22/2013) [-]
AAAAAND ONE MORE FOR YOUR FACE HOLES.


So i'm in my kitchen downstairs, getting some water and headed out to the front entry way of our house to go outside with my nephew and my folks who are out on the front lawn. As i'm walking out of the kitchen, i kind of just stop and feel weird about something. I stand there and begin to look around and my eyes travel up to the top of our stairs. It's the middle of the day, but the top of the stairs are completely dark, I mean dark. I cant see the wall at the top of the stairs its that dark. So i'm stuck there just gazing up there stairs when i hear this baby screaming. Like horror movie screaming. The hairs on the back of my neck stand straight up and i'm unable to move as the scream gets louder. It went on for about 10 seconds straight, and then i just snapped out of it and bolted out the front door. I open the door to see my parents with this freaked out look on their faces. I ask them at the same time as they were asking me, "Was that you?" I told them what had happened, and they said they could hear it from outside. Needless to say, i moved downstairs after those encounters, but it didn't stop even then..
User avatar #224 to #205 - CampenCarl (04/22/2013) [-]
Alright I got one.

I was about twelve or thirteen when me and a few friends were going on one of our many adventures into the woods behind our town. We liked to go up and explore the old gravel pits where old machines were just laying around. One place we like to visit was an old asphalt plant. Lots of small buildings, old transport truck trailers, oil tanks, machines. And the main tower that made the stuff (about two stories high). We'd climb to the top of this old rusted piece of **** and pretend to be knights or soldiers but one day we seen something in the tree line coming towards the old plant. We just assumed it was one of the dozen dogs that live around the town just following us and shrugged it off. So we're running around the between the building and tankers when my friend screams out to us. Completely losing his **** . We find him hiding behind a pile of old asphalt piratically in tears just pointing to the opposite side of the pile. We poke out heads over and see this thing (thankfully a good distance away). Just a jet black thing, about half the size of a bear, stumbling through the grounds just looking around. We couldn't really see the front of it well but it had greasy, shaggy hair and some gnarled looking paws. It kept it's back to us but we could hear it snorting at the ground kicks up rocks like it was looking for something. We just ducked back down, got our friend and started making our way out of there. When we were a safe distance away we start running and hear this bloodcurdling sound coming from the old plant. We never went back. About two years ago when got paintball guns and were a bit braver we'd go up and play paintball in the old plant. We've never seen the thing again but none of us will go back there by ourselves again. I'm almost twenty now and I won't even go up for a ride on quad by myself.
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User avatar #218 to #205 - newmainman (04/22/2013) [-]
So seeing as you lovely bastards liked the first one i'll tell you another story of mine.

It was a couple months ago and I wake up from some really dark and depressing dream. Can't remember it now, but it was twisted as hell..anyways, i wake up and i'm lying on my side trying to fall back asleep when i feel this pressure pushing down on me pinning me against the bed, getting heavier and heavier as the seconds pass. After what feels like an eternity, it lifts and i sit up in my bed and as my eyes adapt to the dark they're drawn to the end of the bed where a dark figure stands peering at me. It was like those dreams where you can't scream, move, or breathe, i opened my mouth to scream but all i could muster was a squeak. (I'm 20 and a pretty big dude..)
As i'm staring it crawls up onto the bed and starts moving towards me. That's when i let out this bear like yell i don't even know what it was, but i just roared at it. It jumps off the bed and runs out the door headed down the hall and my dad comes in and yells at me asking who i just had in the room. I told him what happened and we end up going room to room trying to find it. doors were locked and windows locked again..
User avatar #213 to #205 - yuukiii (04/22/2013) [-]
cool :3 any more stories?
User avatar #219 to #213 - newmainman (04/22/2013) [-]
Second one's posted.
User avatar #215 to #213 - newmainman (04/22/2013) [-]
ill be posting the other one's to my main story so stay posted on that one.
User avatar #364 to #215 - yuukiii (04/22/2013) [-]
these are great i had stuff like that happen i just chose it ignore it. the one that really kinda freaked me out but not really was one night i was semi sleeping and my window was a lil open. then i hear "but he told us to keep watch....... no no no we have to stay" i went to the window expecting to see a few people trying to break into a house, since i live on the second floor its easy to look into peoples back yards. no one was there or i figured it was just me. i went back into bed tring to fall asleep and then i hear "are you looking for us?" it sounded like they were over me.
scary lol
#210 to #205 - mochinolucky (04/22/2013) [-]
Why. Why you do dis to me when i want to sleep so bad.
Why. Why you do dis to me when i want to sleep so bad.
#223 to #210 - newmainman (04/22/2013) [-]
Because you love knowing that the dark could hide something we aren't able to control.
User avatar #348 to #223 - ljxjlos (04/22/2013) [-]
That´s the problem. It can even turn out to be a psychological problem. Coming from the Peter-Pan-Syndrome, people with a big fantasy wish for paranormal things to happen so hard, that their brain actually makes them believe something is happening, and as fears are the most "real" feeling that can be produced, those are mostly nightly dreams and stuff. I still have weeks where I can barely sleep because hear whispering, breathing, steps, etc, everywhere and see things. It´s pretty ****** up. On the other side, due to the same problem, I refuse to believe that all this is just dreamt.
User avatar #220 to #209 - newmainman (04/22/2013) [-]
Second one's up.
User avatar #214 to #209 - newmainman (04/22/2013) [-]
ill be posting the other one's to my main story so stay posted on that one.
User avatar #208 to #205 - spoogle (04/22/2013) [-]
That was so nope it made my chest hurt
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