What to do.... I for one would just cry under my covers. lau aiaddict: One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs.
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What to do...

I for one would just cry under my covers

lau aiaddict:
One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear
your mom calling you downstairs. "Y' are halfway down the
staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of
her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, 'Don' t go
downstairs. I heard her, too/
Who do you believe?
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#55 - confuseddinosaur (04/21/2013) [+] (17 replies)
>Think "nah **** this"
>*calls her on mobile*
>"Hey mum where are you?
>"Sorry sweetie, I'm still at the office"
>... ****
#61 - Hidnight ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The one that is down stares, that is where the kitchen is.
#84 - steelhawk (04/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
walk out the front door because my mum died five years ago and i don't wanna deal with doppelganger zombies and **** , i gotta go to work on Monday i don't got time for this .
#74 - lazragoon (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What about the people with two moms ?
What about the people with two moms ?
User avatar #66 - chinosquad (04/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Grab Mom by throat
>Drag her downstairs
>Push her next to Mom two
>Get *****
>Stare them down
>Start masturbating like a rabid monkey
User avatar #33 - reigndrac (04/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Neither. After all, neither one is yelling for me to 'get my ass down there and clean up this ******* mess, oh my God, you're a grown ass woman,' and neither one is yelling for me to 'go see what the **** is downstairs I don't care if it's a goddamn serial killer this is the reason I had kids.'
User avatar #73 - garvielxloken (04/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Scream "SHUT THE **** UP YOU STUPID PUTRID **** ". The one who screams like an enraged water buffalo is obviously my real madre.
User avatar #7 - olosos (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I believe the one in the kitchen.
#133 - pilkel (04/22/2013) [-]
It's simple actually.
>Mom yells for you
>You yell back 15 times
>No reply
>Mom is downstairs
User avatar #54 - unicornfetish ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
What if I have two moms?
#290 - rodneyabc (04/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
One at the top of the stairs.

It's the middle of the night, being in her bedroom makes a lot more sense than being in the kitchen calling my name.
User avatar #295 to #290 - ass ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
But she's a woman.
User avatar #43 - shonapope (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I could probably come up with a good solution to the problem but in reality, I would probably stand there and cry like a little bitch.
#125 - Sinless (04/22/2013) [-]
Neither of them
User avatar #15 - lukewarmpigeon (04/21/2013) [-]
i'd be more concerned if i was on the second floor of a 1 story house with no basement
#304 - scottysglasses (04/22/2013) [-]
Say some kind of joke, and if she doesn't laugh but give me some kind of lecture how that wasn't funny, I know it's the real one
User avatar #205 - newmainman (04/22/2013) [+] (39 replies)

Had something not as terrifying, but still butt puckeringly terrifying happen. Be me last year, wake up from a dream in which i heard someone screaming. So i'm sitting there in my bed just thinking, it was my dream. NOPE. It's my sister in the next room, and she's screaming bloody ******* ****** . I jump up action hero mode and run towards my open door that leads to the hall. As soon as i reach it, it slams shut in my face. Deactivate super hero mode.... I rip open the door and flip on the hall lights to see my folks coming out of there room. I rush into my sisters room and she's just freaking the **** out. Screaming still and crying uncontrollably. When we get her calmed down, she tells us what happened.

She also sleeps with her door open, and she has this big ass dog that sleeps on her bed. So she wakes up that night to see the big ol bastard with his head up doing a low growl at the door. She sits up and looks out the door to see something crawling from my room down the hallway towards my parents room. She screams (the first time) and it just stops mid walk and stares back at her. She screams again and it rushes back toward my room. I'm thinking thats when the door slammed shut. So we go look around the house checking doors and windows, nope, no open doors or windows.

That's one of many NOPE stories i have ask for more if you want them.
User avatar #82 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
>Demand the one you see to follow you,
>while demanding the one calling you downstairs to come up,
>make them see each other
>Commence fight to the death.
> Shoot the winner.
>The monster is dead.
>You can now leave the toilet seat up.
User avatar #52 - icameheretotroll (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ask both of them what console am I using

the one who says gameboy is my mom
#196 - Dap (04/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What's the problem here
#77 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
Let that bitch know how 						******					 she is.
Let that bitch know how ****** she is.
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