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    #38 - DmOnZ
    Reply+170
    (04/21/2013)[-]
    Oh for ***** sake this is what I hate about the world.  Everywhere you ******* go people hide stupidity behind opinions.  "You can't tell me I'm wrong, it's my opinion" or "It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it."  You can't go five minutes without some asshole telling you how "the sky is made of butterfly semen and that's why it's blue" (or some other kind of ****** up piece of information) who then gets all huffy, saying that you violated his right to free speech when explaining why it's wrong.  The reason why people are such idiots today, the reason why we have to dumb everything the **** down, is because a group of whiney ***** who didn't have the balls to admit they were wrong said that their opinions should be protected as freedom of speech.  Now you have Retarded Roberts and Special Sally's running around spoiling society with their ****** up and WRONG ways of thinking.  When I was growing up you were either right or wrong, there was no "well, the facts pretty strongly suggest otherwise, but since you're going to verbally harass me for infringing on your right to free speech if I try to explain why, I'm going to have to accept it as your opinion".  If you were wrong and you refused to accept what was right, you'd get a slap in the face.  Now you get teachers and parents who hold their obese children's hands as they slowly descend into retardation because they don't have the balls to say "billy, that's ******* stupid, you're wrong."  Stupid/wrong people have effectively bastardized the term opinion so they can avoid having to learn the basic factual information.   It's the same principal as consolation prizes.  "Congrats! you're a fat **** who can't run five meters without throwing up 8 hot dogs, but since your fatass mother will bitch to her lawyers about unfair advantages against the actual fit kids, we're going to give EVERYONE a prize and label obesity as a disease so you can feel special about absolutely nothing, and ruin others' sense of accomplishment."
    Oh for ***** sake this is what I hate about the world. Everywhere you ******* go people hide stupidity behind opinions. "You can't tell me I'm wrong, it's my opinion" or "It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it." You can't go five minutes without some asshole telling you how "the sky is made of butterfly semen and that's why it's blue" (or some other kind of ****** up piece of information) who then gets all huffy, saying that you violated his right to free speech when explaining why it's wrong. The reason why people are such idiots today, the reason why we have to dumb everything the **** down, is because a group of whiney ***** who didn't have the balls to admit they were wrong said that their opinions should be protected as freedom of speech. Now you have Retarded Roberts and Special Sally's running around spoiling society with their ****** up and WRONG ways of thinking. When I was growing up you were either right or wrong, there was no "well, the facts pretty strongly suggest otherwise, but since you're going to verbally harass me for infringing on your right to free speech if I try to explain why, I'm going to have to accept it as your opinion". If you were wrong and you refused to accept what was right, you'd get a slap in the face. Now you get teachers and parents who hold their obese children's hands as they slowly descend into retardation because they don't have the balls to say "billy, that's ******* stupid, you're wrong." Stupid/wrong people have effectively bastardized the term opinion so they can avoid having to learn the basic factual information. It's the same principal as consolation prizes. "Congrats! you're a fat **** who can't run five meters without throwing up 8 hot dogs, but since your fatass mother will bitch to her lawyers about unfair advantages against the actual fit kids, we're going to give EVERYONE a prize and label obesity as a disease so you can feel special about absolutely nothing, and ruin others' sense of accomplishment."
    User avatar#315 to #38 - raspoetin
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    That was one of the best things I've read in quite some time.
    #310 to #38 - acksl
    Reply0
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    I'm pretty sure I heard that from some comedian. At least the first bit about being offended etc.. I tried searching, but I haven't been able to find it just yet, Maybe you can help me or someone who reads this comment in the future (apparently it's been over 24 hours since you posted the comment so no new people will see it but maybe someone will somehow stumble upon it in the future I don't know) Anyhow, I will favourite your comment for now, so if I ever find the stand up I'm looking for, you'll be the first one to know.    
Look at me writing stuff as if anyone gives a ****
    I'm pretty sure I heard that from some comedian. At least the first bit about being offended etc.. I tried searching, but I haven't been able to find it just yet, Maybe you can help me or someone who reads this comment in the future (apparently it's been over 24 hours since you posted the comment so no new people will see it but maybe someone will somehow stumble upon it in the future I don't know) Anyhow, I will favourite your comment for now, so if I ever find the stand up I'm looking for, you'll be the first one to know.
    Look at me writing stuff as if anyone gives a ****
    #307 to #38 - winsauceiswin
    Reply0
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    from now on i will forever say that the sky is blue because of butterfly semen. you've earned your thumb.
    from now on i will forever say that the sky is blue because of butterfly semen. you've earned your thumb.
    #299 to #38 - lolzordz
    Reply0
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    but thats not what opinions are... opinions are me liking hip hop and someone else liking rock. in that sense, yeah we all have our own opinions. no one can say butterfly semen makes the sky blue as an opinion, its more like a theory which has to be weighed up against every other theory to hold its ground.

    so i get what you mean, but youre barking up the wrong tree right now..
    User avatar#228 to #38 - mrhotwings
    Reply+1
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    I didn't come here to read a novel... but I'm ******* happy that I read this.
    User avatar#206 to #38 - luciferiam
    Reply0
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    Overall you're pretty close to the proverbial nail. I just had to mention, and this is what a lot of people consistently forget, we are just more AWARE of idiots, there are probably much less idiots then the day before, etc etc. (Please note.. obviously I am talking in relative terms as there is significantly more population and grows exponentially each day.)
    #194 to #38 - anon id: 3f59304b
    Reply0
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    Wait, what? I agree with what you said but...I still have no idea what this post has to do with the content. The content is basically showing the feeling you may have when someone state's an ACTUAL opinion that you may disagree with. Instead of going ******* over someone saying "Justin Bieber is the best," you hold your tongue and let it go. Nowhere did it say that people were hiding their stupidity behind their "opinions". Correcting someone who is wrong versus holding your tongue over an opinion are completely two different things. I believe you took too much from the content and are complaining out of your own moody'ness.
    #193 to #38 - eatingbiscuits
    Reply+1
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    Dude,   
   
That was just ******* beautiful.   
   
thank you.
    Dude,

    That was just ******* beautiful.

    thank you.
    #189 to #38 - moxmortuus
    Reply+1
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    Just makes you want to shove your foot in their asses doesn't it.
    Just makes you want to shove your foot in their asses doesn't it.
    #185 to #38 - ZenMacros
    Reply0
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    Whether I agree with you or not (which I do) this is the best thing I've read in a really long time, just because I read it all in Red's voice.
    Whether I agree with you or not (which I do) this is the best thing I've read in a really long time, just because I read it all in Red's voice.
    #165 to #38 - mahnamesjakers
    Reply+7
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    Well that's your opinion and you're entitled to it.
    Well that's your opinion and you're entitled to it.
    #161 to #38 - wolvesbrickwall
    Reply+2
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    "billy, that's ******* stupid, you're wrong."

    lol. Well said. 9/10 would read again
    #143 to #38 - djequalizee
    Reply+4
    (04/22/2013)[-]
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    #124 to #38 - anon id: 430236d2
    Reply0
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    Facts and opinions are different things.

    "I don't like death metal for how it sounds" is an opinion
    "The sky is blue because wavelength " is a fact

    Yet, a lot of dumbasses like to think that their opinion is a fact and proceed to try and prove it to you. "No, death metal sounds GOOD, I will now spam you with youtube links of my favorite songs until you change your mind and love it!"
    #110 to #38 - Pompano
    Reply+4
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    Let me love you.




    Let me love you.
    #103 to #38 - drosenblum
    Reply+23
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    I had to
    I had to
    #78 to #38 - spazzin
    Reply+2
    (04/21/2013)[-]
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    #77 to #38 - zekeon
    Reply0
    (04/21/2013)[-]
    The Emperor views you in good favor this day.
    The Emperor views you in good favor this day.
    #75 to #38 - craazhy
    Reply+48
    (04/21/2013)[-]
    Dad...   
Mom said.... you're spending too much time on Funnyjunk   
There's too many dumbasses and you're gonna get another heart attack
    Dad...
    Mom said.... you're spending too much time on Funnyjunk
    There's too many dumbasses and you're gonna get another heart attack
    #98 to #75 - DmOnZ
    Reply+15
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    I know there's too many dumbasses on this earth... but the problem is they don't know they're dumbasses, and it's my job to make sure that they find out how dumb their asses actually are.  So if I do have heart attack, this is all I have to say.
    I know there's too many dumbasses on this earth... but the problem is they don't know they're dumbasses, and it's my job to make sure that they find out how dumb their asses actually are. So if I do have heart attack, this is all I have to say.
    #89 to #75 - tbagbandit
    Reply+8
    (04/22/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#70 to #38 - arsenymous
    Reply0
    (04/21/2013)[-]
    Thank You, god speed.
    #66 to #38 - thtguyfromwork
    Reply0
    (04/21/2013)[-]
    Well, I think the first amendment should stay where it is, it's just that people need to either think really hard before they decide to open their mouths, or other people should be more responsible in pointing out stupidity at its inception before wrong information spreads like herpes on a college slut. As for the last statement.... I couldn't agree more.
    Well, I think the first amendment should stay where it is, it's just that people need to either think really hard before they decide to open their mouths, or other people should be more responsible in pointing out stupidity at its inception before wrong information spreads like herpes on a college slut. As for the last statement.... I couldn't agree more.
    User avatar#108 to #66 - asschwitz
    Reply+1
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    I say we remove some of the warning on things and let natural selection take its rightful and needed place.
    User avatar#59 to #38 - jordoguy
    Reply0
    (04/21/2013)[-]
    Best thing I've ever read
    User avatar#53 to #38 - sirbrentcoe
    Reply+2
    (04/21/2013)[-]
    the sky is blue because it's made of butterfly semen.... wow..

    it's actually the fact that blue has the shortest wavelength of any of the colors passing thru the atmosphere. but your truth makes me laugh. and laugh. and then cry a little because it's the truth... that is why i am raising my kids to be critical thinkers, like my parents raised me. i am of the opinion that everyone has the right to ask questions when they don't understand something. and that people who don't seek knowledge where they lack it are purposely stupid. meaning they choose to not know. thank you op.
    User avatar#236 to #53 - theflamingfire
    Reply0
    (04/22/2013)[-]
    Funny seeing you here
    #46 to #38 - darthblam#351 on commentsRank#351
    Reply+18
    (04/21/2013)[-]
    This man speaks too much truth.
    This man speaks too much truth.
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