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#474 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Well... I've personally witnessed a child choking on the toy insider a kinder egg. And I have NEVER seen a child choking on an assault rifle.

Clearly, those chocolate bastards are more dangerous
#482 to #474 - freenarative
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(04/22/2013) [-]
And if that child was retarded enough to put a ******* toy down its own throat then maybe that was natural selection in action. survival of the smarter? OR maybe the children who don't choke are the ones who have smarter parents; you know, the parents who read the warning on the wrapper that says " do not give to children under 3" and "do not leave children unsupervised with toy."
Or better yet maybe the children who survive don't have dumb ass american parents who fail to teach their children "don't try and inhale the small toy child, IT MIGHT ******* KILL YOU!"