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The Greatest Thing Ever

Batman tap dances around cat woman, she lies helpless on the ground having the worst period in history. Blood shoots out like a sprinkler against batmans face. He continues to dance while scream laughing and twerking with a maraca in his apple bottom ass. Pepermint Larry lathers ranch dressing on his thighs and butt ***** Captain Kunucles and forces Flapjack to watch. Bubby climbs onto stormalong horbor to reveal ripped les and arms, her vagina hollers like a man. Also, having trouble getting that special someone to fall head over heels for you? Try bombing a marathon.

Evening/ bl,
I come to you tonight to share you a tale
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And most mall proofread the almighty hates women.
Rest assure there wit be no trouble in mah neighbourhood, no moving to bet air, retelling any taxi drivers twill be
smelling them later.
Here' s where its at, about 8 months ago, January's be exact, Iwent out to the good guys (you know whail mean Ausfags}
and got myselfe brand new handy cam, sitting at home by to work the ****** out, all ofa sudden there' s a
knock at the door, and who else is it, but my ex, baaww' ing her eyes out, playing the sympathy card hard, so I let her in
big mistake), not fond other and we wernt on good terms but she explains to me that she thinks she pregnant cause
the cumdumpster and her boyfriend are both as stupid as one another.
I Anonymous ( Moolah 9: 53: 15 No.
She being , explains she can' t go to her rents nor any due to ultimate shame and harsh ridicule that (also not telling her
boyfriend cause he' d **** off on her( as a real man would)), so as I don' t associate with furfriends azfamily she explains I am her only hope begetting
help, athest I was hoping she would ask me to punch her in the stomach, butthe wants me to take herto a clinic, posing as her old brother, being
desperate she offers to do anything.
soor as any self respecting gentleman I reply with "blow me" and in the true spirit, she does, allthough I admit it was nothing special, it
wasn' t bad either, she cleans and looks at me and says she , I lot, and she says "so are u gonna help me" andthen it dawns on me,
this bitch ****** me over hard after our break up andthey moment is a godsend, a once in a life time chance to **** her over like never before, so I look at
her, and simply say "get the **** our she hips, and screams and yells and cries and calls me a ************ like its the only word she knows, I can' t stop
laughing, untill she drops the bomb, " going to tell everyone u raped me u shir right there andthen Ishat enough brix to great wall of china, and
she slams the door.
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I am ******* ****** , I pace ehwhat to do, I didn' t rape her, but who are the police gonna belive, allegations like that don' t get
cause I say, nah man, I didn' t do **** , my reputation would be ****** , right then I hear my new camera beeping, I pick it up and read the screen "low
battery"... right next to ‘REE, and my grin almost tore my cheek off, in my fiddling around I had set it to record and hadn' t realised, great odins beard the
whole thing was on tape, the ofthe moment almost had me in tears, anyways, that night cops rocked up, as I expected, and asked me down to
the station, my parents where in shock, and I togethe police ill give me explain to my rents.
Ilold my parents about the tape andthey we' re tine, and I was going to bring the tape with me to the topshop, but then it hit me, no **** that, going to
take a ride, and went with the police without a lick of evidence, the cops we' re outraged, andl made my story sound really flawed and ****** , so
they charged me with counts of rape, assault, harrasment, all this ******** and I had to front court in the coming month, atonally came, andthat whore was
in that booth bawwing and carrying on like a ************ , almost convincing on account other many years of acting lessons, shed walk back to herstal
and give me ******* grin that i wantedto slap the **** off her, when I togethe stand I pretender's be ******** brix and have a real **** defence,
just to bitch up, the case carried on northren court appearances or ‘IE days.
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on the final day, in the morning prejudge would compile bythe end ofthe day, during my recess I told my lawyer about the tape, he
only responded bevelling me ‘you ******* sneaky bastard" laughing, I gave him the tape, andthat bitch spat on me as I went back to my seat, I turned and
waved at , which wiped her grin straight off, my lawyer new evidence and hit the lights, and barn, up on the screen before the
whole court was berserking my dick like a little whore, andthe it was weird having my parents watching it, my dad laughing away.
the look on hamface was, to me, all the happiness in the world, the court was silent for abouta mins , ****** their back room and
emerged in a blink of an eye, Iwas innocent dropped charges on my ex, accusation with intent of damaging my reputation and
wasting police resources, my legal fees had to be paid by her and her parents and boyfriend disowned her and I did not stop laughing my arse offeer about
ft months, to date it was the greatest thing thats ever happended me, revenge was so sweet .... .. andno put the icing on the cake, she was pregnant.
Picrelated, its her
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User avatar #3 - garymotherfingoak (04/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
He's a bigger asshole than her to be honest
User avatar #4 to #3 - hadrian (04/21/2013) [-]
Perhaps, but she asked for it by crying false rape with the sole intent of ruining the guy. She got what she deserved.
#13 - kaslin (04/21/2013) [-]
Well done, good sir.
Well done, good sir.
#18 - lovesmylittlepony ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - coolfurrie (04/21/2013) [-]
That description... What.
#19 - sonicblade (04/22/2013) [-]
i read the whole thing going along with the fresh prince of bel air song
#15 - gomugomuyes (04/22/2013) [-]
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#9 - splendiddust (04/21/2013) [-]
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS
#7 - orangepikmin (04/21/2013) [-]
Glorious...
Just glorious...
#6 - knownoday (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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