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#20 - winglit (04/21/2013) [-]
I want him to be my milkman
User avatar #654 to #20 - blademontane ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I reckon they'd rather have freedom with their milk
User avatar #621 to #20 - mayormilkman (04/22/2013) [-]
Am I close enough?
#626 to #621 - winglit (04/22/2013) [-]
Do you like long walks on the beach?
User avatar #628 to #626 - mayormilkman (04/22/2013) [-]
That'd be alright.
#631 to #628 - winglit (04/22/2013) [-]
Then no you're not close enough, look at the man above, does he look like hes got time for ***** things like walking on the beach? NO hes got to deliver his milk and aint no ****** gonna stop him, this mother ****** has got some justice to dish out, and just like his milk, he does it ****** ICE COLD! He doesnt have time to court you, hes got 20 other houses that need his special brand of pasteurized patriotism, delivered fresh!
User avatar #634 to #631 - mayormilkman (04/22/2013) [-]
... you win this time!
User avatar #66 to #20 - thefuzzywalrus (04/21/2013) [-]
**** yeah and have him walk up with a gas mask id be like " ****** bamf dude"
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