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#20 - winglit (04/21/2013) [-]
I want him to be my milkman
User avatar #654 to #20 - blademontane (04/22/2013) [-]
I reckon they'd rather have freedom with their milk
User avatar #621 to #20 - mayormilkman (04/22/2013) [-]
Am I close enough?
#626 to #621 - winglit (04/22/2013) [-]
Do you like long walks on the beach?
User avatar #628 to #626 - mayormilkman (04/22/2013) [-]
That'd be alright.
#631 to #628 - winglit (04/22/2013) [-]
Then no you're not close enough, look at the man above, does he look like hes got time for pussy things like walking on the beach? NO hes got to deliver his milk and aint no niggas gonna stop him, this mother fucker has got some justice to dish out, and just like his milk, he does it FUCKIN ICE COLD! He doesnt have time to court you, hes got 20 other houses that need his special brand of pasteurized patriotism, delivered fresh!
User avatar #634 to #631 - mayormilkman (04/22/2013) [-]
... you win this time!
User avatar #66 to #20 - thefuzzywalrus (04/21/2013) [-]
fuck yeah and have him walk up with a gas mask id be like "fuckin bamf dude"
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