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#74 - darthblam ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #656 to #74 - masterboll (04/22/2013) [-]
sounds like a semen joke
User avatar #587 to #74 - bowlerpipe (04/22/2013) [-]
This city is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of milk and when the drains finally crust over, all the cereal will drown. The accumulated backwash of all their cream and breakfeast will foam up about their mugs and all the grocery men and farmers will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or Boyd Cooper. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's worth of milk.
User avatar #589 to #587 - bowlerpipe (04/22/2013) [-]
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No thirst shall escape my sight.

Let those who worship sodas might's might

Beware my power--Whole Milk's White!"
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