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It's all fun and games...

...until you run over your fingers.

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Submitted: 04/21/2013
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#17 - greenpyro (04/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
childhood
#11 - ketchupshinobi (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I worked at a day care last year watching 6-10 year olds. Over the whole summer I filed 6 accident reports. Pretty good record. Three days before I leave for school we get four of these ******* murderers. 5 instant accident reports. Oh **** I didn't know kids could bleed that much! Hide them in closet until I leave. NEVER AGAIN.
User avatar #1 - TheOriginalNerd (04/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
you were supposed to put your fingers in the handles so it wouldnt happen
User avatar #12 - teevee (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
what if there was a motorized version. people would DIE.
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#27 - ilgattozaiga (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And now imagine replacing the wheels with pizza slicers.
And now imagine replacing the wheels with pizza slicers.
User avatar #46 - flaniggins (04/21/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Second grade
>Majorly fat bitch who's oblivious to most things is in my class
>PE
>Scooter day **** yeah
>Everything is going well
>Fat bitch races across gym
>Doesn't look where she's going
>Poor bastard doesn't move in time
>Fingers crushed under her weight
>His hand is mangled
Very traumatic. Ever scooter day after that he had flash backs... Curled up in a ball and cried. His hand was never the same.
User avatar #43 - scarletfairymask (04/21/2013) [-]
i still have these at church gym

>be me
>at church
>go to teach sunday school
>go into gym
>find these things
>lay down three
>lay down on them lift up knees
>zoom around this freaky tall 18 year old as I yell "CATERPILLAR" while pushing myself with hands
>repeat every sunday
#30 - BraindeadBuddha (04/21/2013) [-]
I broke my big toe back in fourth grade, because of one of these.
User avatar #5 - poetsofthefall (04/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I see so many of these types of posts. I may be the only damn person to never run over their fingers with those things.
#50 - Brass (04/21/2013) [-]
>Be a senior in high school (yes, you read that correctly).   
>Friday is free day for the last half and hour.   
>Towards the end of the semester, already played most of the obvious games.   
>Going through the storage room, looking for new something different.   
>find a few of these scooters and a box with a few dozen plastic bowling pins.   
>						************************					.jpg   
>line up the pins in a single row.   
>bowling pins span half the gym.   
>one guy sits on scooter while two friends pull him.   
>with a running start, launch each other into line of bowling pins.   
>try to knock down as many pins as possible.   
> do this for half an hour as the gym teachers and onlookers laugh at all the guys participating.   
>MFW we should have been doing this the whole semester and not the last two weeks of the semester.
>Be a senior in high school (yes, you read that correctly).
>Friday is free day for the last half and hour.
>Towards the end of the semester, already played most of the obvious games.
>Going through the storage room, looking for new something different.
>find a few of these scooters and a box with a few dozen plastic bowling pins.
> ************************ .jpg
>line up the pins in a single row.
>bowling pins span half the gym.
>one guy sits on scooter while two friends pull him.
>with a running start, launch each other into line of bowling pins.
>try to knock down as many pins as possible.
> do this for half an hour as the gym teachers and onlookers laugh at all the guys participating.
>MFW we should have been doing this the whole semester and not the last two weeks of the semester.
#29 - gongthehawkeye (04/21/2013) [-]
>Be in 8th grade   
>School gym has these   
>Get big-ass super strong friend named Nick to pull me while I sit on one   
>Make zooming noises as he swings me around the gym   
>Rest of class and teacher just stand there watching for 20 minutes   
<MFW
>Be in 8th grade
>School gym has these
>Get big-ass super strong friend named Nick to pull me while I sit on one
>Make zooming noises as he swings me around the gym
>Rest of class and teacher just stand there watching for 20 minutes
<MFW
#61 - buttonsrainbow (04/22/2013) [-]
MFW I thought I was going so 						*******					 fast on those during gym
MFW I thought I was going so ******* fast on those during gym
#63 - WolfRider (04/22/2013) [-]
then this happens
User avatar #15 - isbestpony (04/21/2013) [-]
Never ran over my fingers on one of these, but I did manage to knock myself out with one of these. Gym teacher said I was too big to lay down on it so I had to ride it like a skateboard. Thing is, I don't know how to ride a skateboard. Slipped out from under me and I hit my head on the hardwood floor. I think I twisted my ankle trying to catch myself as I fell, but I couldn't tell, I was too busy doing my impression of a knocked out kid.
#74 - anonynot (04/22/2013) [-]
my friends and i made a duct tape barrier for the sides with card inside the duct tape for a curved, slotted wall... no one ever cried again
#37 - rabidcookiemonster ONLINE (04/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Ok, I may get crucified for this, but will someone please tell me what this is?
it looks fun even though I don't know what it does
#70 - sweetmike (04/22/2013) [-]
Damn, I got my finger 						******					 up so bad in third grade, I didn't run over my own finger I had it on the side for like a split second and some kid slammed me with his scooter at full 						*******					 speed, my finger swelled up so much and turned the deepest purple I've ever seen.  Kid who hit me face when...
Damn, I got my finger ****** up so bad in third grade, I didn't run over my own finger I had it on the side for like a split second and some kid slammed me with his scooter at full ******* speed, my finger swelled up so much and turned the deepest purple I've ever seen. Kid who hit me face when...
User avatar #69 - missrainbowdash (04/22/2013) [-]
kid fears
1. stepping on lego
2. running over your hands on this thing
3. stepping on lego
User avatar #31 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
It's all fun and games until you run over your hands several times, get your shirt caught under the wheels, lean too far forwards or backwards and fall off, or get stuck because the wheels stop rolling.
#9 - deathlos (04/21/2013) [-]
never ran over my fingers, was always kinda too big for those, managed to throw my friend hard enough on one of them he went all the way to the other side of the basketball court with enough force to shatter his front teeth on anther kid's knee tho...
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