It's all fun and games.... ...until you run over your fingers... childhood every Damn Time
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#17 - greenpyro (04/21/2013) [-]
childhood
#47 to #17 - slashendrix (04/21/2013) [-]
That's a weird graph to use.
#24 to #17 - curbed (04/21/2013) [-]
I used to be a counselor at a local YMCA summer camp. I had the older kids (4th through 6th graders) and they were all such **** heads all the ******* time. We got one of those parachutes for inside time, I was afraid that, like every other game we ever arranged for them, we would have kids complaining that they didn't want to play. But **** me, they all loved it, we could get them to play with it for hours. By the end of the camp, all the handles were torn the **** up because of how much we used it.
#75 to #17 - mikoli (04/22/2013) [-]
what about deez.
User avatar #22 to #17 - missraven (04/21/2013) [-]
The parachute.
No matter the age, if the teacher brought that out, it was the best day ever.
#11 - ketchupshinobi (04/21/2013) [-]
I worked at a day care last year watching 6-10 year olds. Over the whole summer I filed 6 accident reports. Pretty good record. Three days before I leave for school we get four of these ******* murderers. 5 instant accident reports. Oh **** I didn't know kids could bleed that much! Hide them in closet until I leave. NEVER AGAIN.
#33 to #11 - pappabjorn (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you get to touch the kids?
User avatar #1 - TheOriginalNerd (04/21/2013) [-]
you were supposed to put your fingers in the handles so it wouldnt happen
#57 to #1 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
ours were wooden squares... I were only allowed to push with your hands.
#2 to #1 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
no 3rd grader would know that
User avatar #7 to #2 - TheOriginalNerd (04/21/2013) [-]
the gym teachers told us to do it
User avatar #23 to #7 - bradin (04/21/2013) [-]
who ever listened to the teacher with these around
User avatar #35 to #23 - TheOriginalNerd (04/21/2013) [-]
so true
User avatar #4 to #1 - djequalizee (04/21/2013) [-]
Our school had scooters with no handles. Then they got like 10 big circle ones. Kids were beating eachother to death just to get a circular scooter. Those were dark times.
User avatar #34 to #4 - TheOriginalNerd (04/21/2013) [-]
jesus christ
#27 - ilgattozaiga (04/21/2013) [-]
And now imagine replacing the wheels with pizza slicers.
And now imagine replacing the wheels with pizza slicers.
#28 to #27 - funnyjunkiefive (04/21/2013) [-]
mfw I see gym scooters with pizza cutter wheels
User avatar #12 - teevee (04/21/2013) [-]
what if there was a motorized version. people would DIE.
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User avatar #46 - flaniggins (04/21/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Second grade
>Majorly fat bitch who's oblivious to most things is in my class
>PE
>Scooter day **** yeah
>Everything is going well
>Fat bitch races across gym
>Doesn't look where she's going
>Poor bastard doesn't move in time
>Fingers crushed under her weight
>His hand is mangled
Very traumatic. Ever scooter day after that he had flash backs... Curled up in a ball and cried. His hand was never the same.
User avatar #43 - scarletfairymask (04/21/2013) [-]
i still have these at church gym

>be me
>at church
>go to teach sunday school
>go into gym
>find these things
>lay down three
>lay down on them lift up knees
>zoom around this freaky tall 18 year old as I yell "CATERPILLAR" while pushing myself with hands
>repeat every sunday
#30 - BraindeadBuddha (04/21/2013) [-]
I broke my big toe back in fourth grade, because of one of these.
#50 - Brass (04/21/2013) [-]
>Be a senior in high school (yes, you read that correctly).   
>Friday is free day for the last half and hour.   
>Towards the end of the semester, already played most of the obvious games.   
>Going through the storage room, looking for new something different.   
>find a few of these scooters and a box with a few dozen plastic bowling pins.   
>			************************		.jpg   
>line up the pins in a single row.   
>bowling pins span half the gym.   
>one guy sits on scooter while two friends pull him.   
>with a running start, launch each other into line of bowling pins.   
>try to knock down as many pins as possible.   
> do this for half an hour as the gym teachers and onlookers laugh at all the guys participating.   
>MFW we should have been doing this the whole semester and not the last two weeks of the semester.
>Be a senior in high school (yes, you read that correctly).
>Friday is free day for the last half and hour.
>Towards the end of the semester, already played most of the obvious games.
>Going through the storage room, looking for new something different.
>find a few of these scooters and a box with a few dozen plastic bowling pins.
> ************************ .jpg
>line up the pins in a single row.
>bowling pins span half the gym.
>one guy sits on scooter while two friends pull him.
>with a running start, launch each other into line of bowling pins.
>try to knock down as many pins as possible.
> do this for half an hour as the gym teachers and onlookers laugh at all the guys participating.
>MFW we should have been doing this the whole semester and not the last two weeks of the semester.
#29 - gongthehawkeye (04/21/2013) [-]
>Be in 8th grade   
>School gym has these   
>Get big-ass super strong friend named Nick to pull me while I sit on one   
>Make zooming noises as he swings me around the gym   
>Rest of class and teacher just stand there watching for 20 minutes   
<MFW
>Be in 8th grade
>School gym has these
>Get big-ass super strong friend named Nick to pull me while I sit on one
>Make zooming noises as he swings me around the gym
>Rest of class and teacher just stand there watching for 20 minutes
<MFW
#61 - buttonsrainbow (04/22/2013) [-]
MFW I thought I was going so 			*******		 fast on those during gym
MFW I thought I was going so ******* fast on those during gym
User avatar #5 - poetsofthefall (04/21/2013) [-]
I see so many of these types of posts. I may be the only damn person to never run over their fingers with those things.
User avatar #49 to #5 - PieManTheGreat (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't even know what it is.
User avatar #6 to #5 - funnyjunkiefive (04/21/2013) [-]
You missed and important/painful experience.
User avatar #77 to #5 - TheMagicBong (04/22/2013) [-]
I never did either, I never put my hands near the wheels. Although one time I fell off one and nearly broke my tooth.
#63 - WolfRider (04/22/2013) [-]
then this happens
User avatar #15 - isbestpony (04/21/2013) [-]
Never ran over my fingers on one of these, but I did manage to knock myself out with one of these. Gym teacher said I was too big to lay down on it so I had to ride it like a skateboard. Thing is, I don't know how to ride a skateboard. Slipped out from under me and I hit my head on the hardwood floor. I think I twisted my ankle trying to catch myself as I fell, but I couldn't tell, I was too busy doing my impression of a knocked out kid.
#74 - anonynot (04/22/2013) [-]
my friends and i made a duct tape barrier for the sides with card inside the duct tape for a curved, slotted wall... no one ever cried again
#37 - rabidcookiemonster (04/21/2013) [-]
Ok, I may get crucified for this, but will someone please tell me what this is?
it looks fun even though I don't know what it does
#38 to #37 - mitchem (04/21/2013) [-]
Basically, you sit on it, grab the handles and roll on it by pushing yourself with your feet.

Back in grade school we used to play soccer, do races, and play tag on the damn things.
#39 to #38 - rabidcookiemonster (04/21/2013) [-]
America I'm assuming?   
Damn, why couldn't we have this thing over here?   
   
Thanks man :)
America I'm assuming?
Damn, why couldn't we have this thing over here?

Thanks man :)
#40 to #39 - mitchem (04/21/2013) [-]
Yup. 'Murica.

They shouldn't be too hard to find. Although, I don't generally see them used in schools anymore. Although we did do some kind of "games" with them back in high school. Had to get from one end of the room to the other.

Basically, one person could ride one, and that would be the boat. You couldn't "swim" and the person riding would have to take the "boat" he was on plus one other back to the people stuck on the original raft. If the "boat" tipped you lost unless they could retrieve the "boats" without getting off their respective raft.
User avatar #41 to #40 - rabidcookiemonster (04/21/2013) [-]
That sounds like fun, ******* British education board, so concerned with health and safety, they'd never let us have these.
I wish I was a kid again, **** was so much easier..
#44 to #41 - mitchem (04/21/2013) [-]
It was fun, and very healthy. Especially if you try playing soccer / football with the damn things. You'll get tired fast.
#70 - sweetmike (04/22/2013) [-]
Damn, I got my finger 			******		 up so bad in third grade, I didn't run over my own finger I had it on the side for like a split second and some kid slammed me with his scooter at full 			*******		 speed, my finger swelled up so much and turned the deepest purple I've ever seen.  Kid who hit me face when...
Damn, I got my finger ****** up so bad in third grade, I didn't run over my own finger I had it on the side for like a split second and some kid slammed me with his scooter at full ******* speed, my finger swelled up so much and turned the deepest purple I've ever seen. Kid who hit me face when...
User avatar #69 - missrainbowdash (04/22/2013) [-]
kid fears
1. stepping on lego
2. running over your hands on this thing
3. stepping on lego
User avatar #32 - foxythekid (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh god I once cut open my friends finger with one of those bastards the image still scars me
User avatar #31 - thedudeistheman (04/21/2013) [-]
It's all fun and games until you run over your hands several times, get your shirt caught under the wheels, lean too far forwards or backwards and fall off, or get stuck because the wheels stop rolling.
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