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#213 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Fun fact: There's only 3 sexualites.
gay, Straight, and Bi.
Making up more just to feel special only makes you a tool.
You can only **** dudes, chicks, or both.
Saying you're "Asexual" is just a faggot excuse for being a Virgin, which you remain until you actually **** somebody, then you become gay, Straight, or Bi.

I don't give a **** about what you say you are. Or what you think you identify as. If you go around saying "lol i'm bi" without having actually ****** both genders, you're a ******* lying attention whore, shut the **** up.

this is going to piss a bunch of those little "lol im gay but never actually ****** a guy pay attention to me please im different" faggots, but I don't give a **** . You can ******* blow me.
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User avatar #369 to #213 - joshuaww ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I think the thing is here, is it looks like you're assuming that everyone who says they are something are just doing it for attention or using it for an excuse.

Also if you want conviction, an asexual who doesn't have sex would be sticking to their guns. There's conviction.
#299 to #213 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Look at all the pissed off little faggots.
"OMG U CAN'T SAY THAT WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY **** SOMEONE FROM A CERTAIN GROUP IN ORDER TO SAY WE **** A CERTAIN GROUP"

This simple concept matters so ******* much to you people, it's stupid.
User avatar #331 to #299 - shootemupforus (04/21/2013) [-]
sexuality is who you are attracted to sexually, not who you've ******

get it right.
#337 to #331 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
For the third time, it doesn't matter what you say. All that matters is what you do.

Is it so wrong for me to want some ******* conviction among you people?
User avatar #342 to #337 - shootemupforus (04/21/2013) [-]
I can easily be attracted to males, but **** a female to be "Straight" amongst others, doesn't mean i actually am straight, nor that i liked having sex with them
#345 to #342 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
If you like dudes, but also ****** a chick, you'd be Bi.
User avatar #246 to #213 - lordoftheflies (04/21/2013) [-]
Being asexual is completely reasonable to me. My sister is asexual and she has absolutely no sexual attraction towards males or females nor does she feel the need to be in a relationship. And somehow guys constantly hit on her... Smh.
#229 to #213 - iamphoenix (04/21/2013) [-]
You don't need to have ****** someone to be sexually attracted to them. That doesn't make sense in the slightest.
#240 to #229 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
Yeah I don't understand that, but the rest of what this guy is saying is spot on. What really pisses me off is this "pansexual" bullcrap. Like what does that even mean? If you like girls and guys, you're bi. That's all there is to it. The **** , people
User avatar #259 to #240 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I think pansexuality is basically supposed to encompass attraction to transgenders...or something like that?
User avatar #446 to #259 - violentpixi (04/21/2013) [-]
As a bisexual, I find transgendered people such as Andrej Pejic to be extremely attractive. Pansexuality seems ignorant of transgendered and transexualed people as still being people and so perfectly under the definition of what bisexual attraction sort of covers.
#303 to #259 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Transgenders can still be identified as one of the two genders, though.
It still falls into Bisexual.
#237 to #229 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
And here we go with someone getting offended by me telling them they're not a special gay little snowflake.

Saying you're gay without actually ******* a dude is like saying you have a huge penis without showing anyone. It's all well and good, but it doesn't prove anything.

Anyone can SAY that they're attracted to anyone. **** doesn't matter until you actually do something about it.
User avatar #451 to #237 - violentpixi (04/21/2013) [-]
If you're a guy and you've spent several years masterbating to male homosexual pornography and you are a virgin, I am pretty ******* sure they're still gay.
#270 to #237 - trickytrickster (04/21/2013) [-]
By your logic, because I have not ****** someone, I do not yet know if I like girls, guys, or both, even though I've hooked up with lots of girls and enjoyed it.

Also, nobody can know if they are bi or not until they **** a dude. Better get started on that then...
#305 to #270 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Again, it doesn't matter what you think or say. I only care about what you actually do.

inb4 more butthurt because I said you're not a special snowflake
#309 to #305 - trickytrickster (04/21/2013) [-]
So I am currently unknown because I haven't ****** someone? It isn't enough to do everything else, etc?
#317 to #309 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
No, you're just a virgin.
#321 to #317 - trickytrickster (04/21/2013) [-]
By religious choice, but that's a whole nother discussion. Guess I will never know till I get married. Gee I hope I don't make a mistake and marry a chick instead of a dude.
#324 to #321 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
You're getting so defensive over this simple matter of yes/no that it's retarded.
#327 to #324 - trickytrickster (04/21/2013) [-]
Lol my argument is the retarded one? You are the one saying you can't declare yourself straight/gay/bi till you **** someone.
#347 to #327 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Not your argument. The fact that you get so worked up over this simple thing.

And I think it's pretty reasonable to ask for some conviction before you just start declaring **** .
#358 to #347 - trickytrickster (04/21/2013) [-]
The fact that you dismiss sexual attraction as not proof enough is stupid. I know gay guy that ****** girls because they didn't want to be gay but eventually accepted their gayness and stopped because they didn't enjoy it. Yet another hole in your theory.
#377 to #358 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Saying "I like to **** dudes" when you don't actually like to **** dudes is stupid. How the hell can you know you like something if you've never tried it?

The gay guy who ****** girls then decided to **** guys would be Bi.

Because it doesn't ******* matter. It's just a ******* label. Nobody should give this much of a **** but they do. And it's stupid.
#379 to #377 - trickytrickster (04/21/2013) [-]
lol why can't they identify with their sexual attraction and not their sexual history?
#394 to #379 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Because again, anyone can say they're attracted to anything. There's no way of knowing for sure, which makes basing it off of what people say pointless.

Actions, on the other hand, can actually be recorded and measured.
User avatar #350 to #347 - shootemupforus (04/21/2013) [-]
Says the one declaring **** at random about this.
#243 to #237 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
No one has to prove their sexuality to anyone. Just because not everyone in the world has seen it doesn't mean it's not true. Come on.
#247 to #243 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Then why the **** do people make such a huge deal about being gay, straight, or bi?
If you're not going to prove to me that you play for a certain team, then don't ******* tell me about it.
#250 to #247 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
Well you're trying too hard to be an asshole so I'll just leave you to it. Have fun pissing people off, jerk.
#283 to #250 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
"OH GOD HE'S TELLING ME IM NOT SUPER SPECIAL UNTIL I ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING!!! WHAT A JERK!!!!!!"
#242 to #237 - iamphoenix (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm not offended in the slightest, and I really don't care if you think I'm not a 'special gay snowflake', especially since I have no desire to pork dudes.

I'm talking about sexuality in general. It's just about what gender you're attracted to. You can be straight and a virgin, can't you?
User avatar #256 to #242 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
According to him, that would mean they were asexual.
But according to him, asexuality doesn't exist.
#275 to #256 - iamphoenix (04/21/2013) [-]
I find the idea of asexuality at least odd, but this angry gentleman seems to have some very odd ideas about the nature of sexuality.
User avatar #279 to #275 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Any sexuality that isn't your own can be a bit difficult to comprehend, but yeah, this dumbass seems to think they don't even exist, and that it's just an excuse for virgins.
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