Oh god yes. I laughed so hard I started coughing and then I remembered that I have bronchitis. ton ma st_ erg U a rt): So no one at my friend' s old high school
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Oh god yes

I laughed so hard I started coughing and then I remembered that I have bronchitis

ton ma st_ erg U a rt):
So no one at my friend' s old high school is allowed to dress up for
halloween anymore because one year this he came to school on a mire
wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the
school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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User avatar #5 - starlightloves (04/21/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Canadian here,
This sounds like the **** the TEACHERS do in my school. The two bio teachers dressed up a giant sperm and a giant egg and had a wrestling match in the gym....
#61 - jajathezombie (04/21/2013) [+] (21 replies)
> Be me, 6, in first grade on halloween   
> Dressed up as Charmeleon because 						****					 yeah   
> All day say nothing but "Char! Charmeleon!"   
> Teacher getting irritated with me   
> "jajathezombie what's 2+2?"   
> "CHARMELEON!"   
> Wind up getting sent to principal's office   
> Tells me I can't be in the halloween parade if I won't do my work   
> "CHAR!"   
> Go back to class & do written work but still won't talk   
> Teacher lines us up for the parade   
> Go outside   
> My best friend is a grade below me and dressed as pikachu   
> Ditch my class to chill with him   
> "CHARMELEON!"   
> "PIKA PI!"   
> Teacher finds out I'm missing from my class   
> Pissed as 						****					   
> Comes to physically drag my back to my class   
> I'm wearing big-ass plastic claws   
> Charmeleon used scratch   
> It's not very effective...   
> Mom got called in and I almost got kicked out of school   
> MFW they didn't have enough badges to train me
> Be me, 6, in first grade on halloween
> Dressed up as Charmeleon because **** yeah
> All day say nothing but "Char! Charmeleon!"
> Teacher getting irritated with me
> "jajathezombie what's 2+2?"
> "CHARMELEON!"
> Wind up getting sent to principal's office
> Tells me I can't be in the halloween parade if I won't do my work
> "CHAR!"
> Go back to class & do written work but still won't talk
> Teacher lines us up for the parade
> Go outside
> My best friend is a grade below me and dressed as pikachu
> Ditch my class to chill with him
> "CHARMELEON!"
> "PIKA PI!"
> Teacher finds out I'm missing from my class
> Pissed as ****
> Comes to physically drag my back to my class
> I'm wearing big-ass plastic claws
> Charmeleon used scratch
> It's not very effective...
> Mom got called in and I almost got kicked out of school
> MFW they didn't have enough badges to train me
User avatar #6 - thepyras (04/21/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Story time!

>Halloween, 2011, senior year of high school
>girlfriend and I dress up as Batgirl and Robin
>looked pretty cool, except for the part where NO ONE ELSE DRESSED UP
>only one class with girlfriend
>rest of the day spent as the only idiot in class wearing a costume
>still got to wear a cape
>no regrets
#31 - ragingflamingos (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be in high school
> Halloween. A lot of students are dressed up
> See the Burger King wandering around
> Dude nailed the costume.
> I wander off
> Overhear students talking about a guy dressed as Ronald McDonald
> Interesting
> Lunch time arrives
> Chilling with friends and eating
> BK struts into the cafeteria
> Suddenly Ronald waltzes is
> They make eye contact
> *************** .jpg
> Start circling each other
> Insulting one another's fast food
> Fists start flying
> Actually a joke fight so teacher's DGAF
> Ends in a draw
> BK and Ronald go their separate ways
> MFW when I never found out who was wearing those costumes
#9 - bitchplzzz (04/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's actually pretty clever
#10 - CIS White Male (04/21/2013) [-]
Guy at my school wore a dark gray jacket, shirt, and pants then taped a bunch of the gray color palets for paint.

He was 50 Shades of gray.
User avatar #22 - eddiethead (04/21/2013) [-]
There was a guy who dressed up as spiderman, who went around spraying people with silly string.
To this day nobody knows who it is.
#76 - gelflingchey (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My friend dressed as a cow and they made him take it off because it was "inappropriate"
My friend dressed as a cow and they made him take it off because it was "inappropriate"
User avatar #38 - sirfisticuffs (04/21/2013) [-]
Bloody good joke.
#94 - CIS White Male (04/21/2013) [-]
>Be senior year, Halloween at my high school
>friend dresses up in inflatable fat suit, funny as ****
>walking to next class, spots a dude dressed up as box of fries
>friend sees him, stops and screams "FRENCH FRIES"
>takes off running after the dude
>dude turns around and sees my friend running after him
>turns and runs as fast as his fry legs could carry him
>friend chases him across the entire campus
>everyone laughing
>have no idea who the kid in the fry costume was, but he was almost eaten
#47 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
Behold, the GPMS machine
#80 - CIS White Male (04/21/2013) [-]
I just love how it only takes one person to ruin something for everyone...
#35 - urtukdamoocow (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#86 - CIS White Male (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don't want ANYBODY to know that they can read minds, they will never seriously admit that they can read minds!

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#87 to #86 - CIS White Male (04/21/2013) [-]
JEWS CAN ACTUALLY READ BANK ACCOUNTS!!!!!!!!

They can hear, and see what your visually thinking or spending money on
this is the complete truth.
#2 - happygrowman (04/21/2013) [-]
the girls must love this guy after this
the girls must love this guy after this
+10
#40 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - CIS White Male (04/20/2013) [-]
Doubt.png


Still funny though
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