THE HUTZLER 571. Seriously, go read the reviews. www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-r. What an ingenious product. I will bet that nobody else sees
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THE HUTZLER 571

Seriously, go read the reviews.

www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-r

What an ingenious product. I will bet
that nobody else sees the beauty in it,
though. Let' s look through the
Humor Banana Slicer
by Humor
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so new
Faster, safer than using a knife
Great for cereal
Plastic, dishwasher safe
Slice your banana with one quick motion
Kids love slicing their own bananas
What follows is a short list of some of the reviews. There are many, many
more. You should check them out. Link in the desc.
44, 922 of 44, 455 people found the following review helpful
No more winning for you, Mr. Banana!, March 3, 2011
By swan
For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Bellamy parole toffifee won' t allow me to be
around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check... HEALD! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice these bananas with my bare hands.
99. 995 of the time, I would get so frustrated that Ijust ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then,
after a fit of rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething
anger and animosity towards yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two
lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I' ll call it South Side Story.
Banana slicer... thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.
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25, 999 of 25, 599 people found the following review helpful
Saved my marriage, July BO, 2912
By Mrs Toledo f Greeley, CO) - See all my reviews
What can I say about the Banana Slicer that hasn' t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the ' hone.... this is one of
the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly ever who had to cut the day' s banana slices. It' s one of
these chores NO ONE wants to do! ‘mu know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little
and out these bananas?" and of course, "Toe think I have the energy to slave ever your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just
to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could
sense the tension. The minute I heard our girl in her bedroom, our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I
knew we had to make a change. That' s when I found the Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we'
even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS BANANA SHEER!
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15, 992 of 15, 507 people found the following review helpful
sense GREAT Gift, August 3, some
By Uncle Politie - See all my reviews
Once I figured out I had to peel the banana before using - it works much better.
Ordering one fer my nephew who' s in the air force in California. He' s been using an old slinky to slice his banana' s. He should really
enjoy this product!
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5, 339 of 6, 613 people found the Following review helpful
Angle is wrong, August 1, 2012
By J. Anderson - See all my reviews
Itried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas
are bent the other way.
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2, 991 of 3, 061 people found the Following review helpful
Confusing, September 11, 2012
By -"_ ritt - See all my reviews
There is no way to tell if this is a standard or metric banana slicer. Additional markings on it would help greatly.
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2, 925 of 3, 134 people found the Following review helpful
2, 925 of 3, 134 people found the Following review helpful
Kirk Cameron' s banana slicer, August T, 2912
By Noah (Atlanta, GA) - See all my reviews
If God does not exist, then how is it that a banana fits so perfectly in this banana slicer? CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!
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324 of 348 people found the following review helpful
Left Handed Help, December 4, 2012
By . - See all my reviews
This review is from: Hutzler 511 Banana Slicer {Kitchen}
I love the idea of this product, but unfortunately I am . My grocer stacks special bananas just for his patrons
and I find that your product does not fit these bananas. If you some out with the same product for us ‘lefties I' ll be delighted to
purchase one!
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2, 534 of 2, people found the Following review helpful
Such a time saver, September 24, 2912
By - See all my reviews
No more throwing bananas at the ceiling fan for mel This product has saved me the work of peeling the banana slices off the wall
after the fan slices them. Thanks, banana slicer!
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User avatar #1 - blargedyblarg (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"bent to right. all my bananas are the other way"
User avatar #4 - mookiez (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I found one on taser knuckles that was amazing, I'll try and find it.
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