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#5 - hillbillypowpow (04/21/2013) [-]
Vampires have functioning hearts. If they didn't a stake to the heart would do nothing to them.
#16 to #5 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
In twilight a stake to the heart would just bounce off unless it was made of titanium and launched like a ******* rocket.

Meyerpires only die from burning. That's it.
User avatar #15 to #5 - grotesquefailure (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes, but the vampires in Twilight aren't really vampires. They're a Mary Sue God Race of Wish Fulfilment (caps because that's just how special they are) who, according to Meyer, do not have a blood flow or a beating heart.
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