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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - anon id: 46f40bd3
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Stop the ******* tumblr flood. If I wanted to see this lame ****, I would go there, not FJ.
#4 to #1 - boothead
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Are you not pleased by this slightly amusing content? Well then... I hope you die in a fire and your carcass is raped by shaved bears...
#11 to #4 - bitchplzzz
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(04/21/2013) [-]
can u not
User avatar #12 to #1 - santathumbs
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(04/21/2013) [-]
But no one here is funny.
User avatar #7 to #1 - HarvietheDinkle
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(04/21/2013) [-]
then make some content yourself.
#2 to #1 - prominant
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Everybody wants OC, but the truth is; OC is ******* ****.
#27 to #2 - rustlebutt
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(04/21/2013) [-]
everything was once oc young fj brother
#6 - ilikepotatoes
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(04/21/2013) [-]
i will probably get thumbed down for this but, he can get a hard on as his skin is as hard as marble so basically he is hard all the time and the sperm thing is because in twilight it just stops the body ageing, and as men could potentially produce good sperm til the day the die, means that edward has good sperm still
#13 to #6 - pinkitygal
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I was typing this out when I saw your comment...thanks for saving me the trouble :P
User avatar #21 to #6 - pockyrin
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't that have happened before but with a vampire woman becoming pregnant? Girls are born with all of their eggs, so if they were frozen at any point the same could be said. Of course I realize I'm arguing about plot holes in a series that is one giant hole of plot to begin with.
User avatar #34 to #21 - basicargentinian
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Actually this "plot hole" was covered in the book, not very scientifically though. Basically male vampire's cells aren't dead, they are "revived" and go through all the normal cell processes without aging (no loss of telomeres and no cell damadge) therefore they can produce vampire sperm and are fertile. Female vamps are the same except they can't undergo implantation of the blastocyte into their uterus because of the sheer strength of her cells, so they abort every time.
#39 to #34 - ilikepotatoes
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(04/22/2013) [-]
i thought in the book it was because a womans body can no longer change therefore a female vamp cant get pregnant as a woman has to change to become pregnant
User avatar #40 to #39 - basicargentinian
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(04/22/2013) [-]
"A woman has to change" is too much of a general term. I go with the cellular specifics.
#41 to #40 - ilikepotatoes
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(04/22/2013) [-]
ok i was just putting what was in the books without complicating it
User avatar #33 to #6 - Bforbacon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Actually apparently Stephanie Meyer's official explanation is that it's venom that's causing the erection.
#5 - hillbillypowpow
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Vampires have functioning hearts. If they didn't a stake to the heart would do nothing to them.
#16 to #5 - anon id: 80a5198d
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(04/21/2013) [-]
In twilight a stake to the heart would just bounce off unless it was made of titanium and launched like a ******* rocket.

Meyerpires only die from burning. That's it.
User avatar #15 to #5 - grotesquefailure
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Yes, but the vampires in Twilight aren't really vampires. They're a Mary Sue God Race of Wish Fulfilment (caps because that's just how special they are) who, according to Meyer, do not have a blood flow or a beating heart.
#28 - demonbunny
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(04/21/2013) [-]
>tfw a 100 year old virgin dead guy can get it up
>tfw impotent
User avatar #17 - inuar
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(04/21/2013) [-]
did you guys ever thought that was the reason why vampires drink blood, i mean they are dead right yet they walk, and so do zombies, yet zombies crave flesh and vampires blood... maybe they also crave flesh, tender, warm human flesh, just not in the same way as zombies, and so they drink blood, because with out blood they can't get it up. BAM!

i'm sorry it's 5am i havent slep, i'll go now..
User avatar #20 to #17 - pockyrin
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You're actually right. (Well of course vampires are fictional but it's been agreed on before) Most vampire books and film usually remark how warm they are after eating, and that they got a proper color back into their skin. So if they don't eat they look inhuman right away.
User avatar #25 to #17 - eiaisqzbsesb
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Just read the original Dracula novel.
#3 - dragonpaint
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#31 - goldendarkness **User deleted account**
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Maybe bella was cheating on him..   
   
never seen the movies so don't hate if I'm wrong
Maybe bella was cheating on him..

never seen the movies so don't hate if I'm wrong
User avatar #38 - tehcashew
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(04/21/2013) [-]
How could he get an erection after losing all that blood from becoming a vampire and not being able to reproduce red blood cells?
User avatar #29 - ButtonFly
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Well he and his buddies went out and drank blood just before the Honeymoon, I kinda attributed that to Ed's ability to get an erection.
Couldn't quite figure out the sperm thing though.
User avatar #19 - pockyrin
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Not about twilight, but I always wondered about vampire spunk in True Blood. In that universe they cry and sweat blood, so would they come blood as well?
#22 to #19 - FatherPedobear
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I've never seen them sweat blood, but I've only seen the show. Haven't read the books.
#36 to #19 - sparkieemae
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(04/21/2013) [-]
*cum
#37 to #36 - pockyrin
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Oh yeah.
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