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how an Edward tram twt' Itsnt get t up to Bang Delia It he (meant
have a hearbeat
better yet him did he impres natal her with dead spam
the hit issues
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Submitted: 04/20/2013
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#1 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Stop the ******* tumblr flood. If I wanted to see this lame **** , I would go there, not FJ.
#2 to #1 - prominant (04/21/2013) [-]
Everybody wants OC, but the truth is; OC is ******* **** .
#6 - ilikepotatoes (04/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
i will probably get thumbed down for this but, he can get a hard on as his skin is as hard as marble so basically he is hard all the time and the sperm thing is because in twilight it just stops the body ageing, and as men could potentially produce good sperm til the day the die, means that edward has good sperm still
#5 - hillbillypowpow (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Vampires have functioning hearts. If they didn't a stake to the heart would do nothing to them.
#28 - demonbunny (04/21/2013) [-]
>tfw a 100 year old virgin dead guy can get it up
>tfw impotent
User avatar #17 - inuar (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
did you guys ever thought that was the reason why vampires drink blood, i mean they are dead right yet they walk, and so do zombies, yet zombies crave flesh and vampires blood... maybe they also crave flesh, tender, warm human flesh, just not in the same way as zombies, and so they drink blood, because with out blood they can't get it up. BAM!

i'm sorry it's 5am i havent slep, i'll go now..
#8 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Not his baby. Bella had sex with the werewolf guy. That's why the werewolf ended up falling in love with the baby, it's his child.
#14 to #8 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Why do you posses this knowledge?
#3 - dragonpaint (04/21/2013) [-]
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#31 - goldendarkness **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
Maybe bella was cheating on him..   
   
never seen the movies so don't hate if I'm wrong
Maybe bella was cheating on him..

never seen the movies so don't hate if I'm wrong
User avatar #38 - tehcashew (04/21/2013) [-]
How could he get an erection after losing all that blood from becoming a vampire and not being able to reproduce red blood cells?
User avatar #29 - ButtonFly ONLINE (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well he and his buddies went out and drank blood just before the Honeymoon, I kinda attributed that to Ed's ability to get an erection.
Couldn't quite figure out the sperm thing though.
User avatar #19 - pockyrin (04/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Not about twilight, but I always wondered about vampire spunk in True Blood. In that universe they cry and sweat blood, so would they come blood as well?
User avatar #18 - sirfisticuffs (04/21/2013) [-]
A Tumblr post that isn't annoying, haven't seen this in a while.
#10 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
damn courtney was still mpregbert instead of egberts. this is old as ****
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