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#105 - Byte
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(04/20/2013) [-]
Some day I am going to purposely get pulled over in that town, with a sandwich in the passenger seat with my license and registration in it , and when the police asks for them, I will hand him the sandwich and say "No worries, officer, I'm not packing any mustard." The whole reason why I get puled over, however, will be because one of my tail lights is covered by lettuce.
Some day I am going to purposely get pulled over in that town, with a sandwich in the passenger seat with my license and registration in it , and when the police asks for them, I will hand him the sandwich and say "No worries, officer, I'm not packing any mustard."

The whole reason why I get puled over, however, will be because one of my tail lights is covered by lettuce.
#115 to #105 - covered
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/20/2013) [-]
Cops fw
Cops fw
User avatar #117 to #115 - alienstryke
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/20/2013) [-]
I guess he's not gonna make his plan Loki
User avatar #119 to #117 - covered
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/20/2013) [-]
The cop's pride is gonna be a little Thor
User avatar #120 to #119 - alienstryke
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/20/2013) [-]
Oh the Thorror of these puns
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