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    #105 - Byte
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    (04/20/2013)[-]
    Some day I am going to purposely get pulled over in that town, with a sandwich in the passenger seat with my license and registration in it , and when the police asks for them, I will hand him the sandwich and say "No worries, officer, I'm not packing any mustard."   
   
The whole reason why I get puled over, however, will be because one of my tail lights is covered by lettuce.
    Some day I am going to purposely get pulled over in that town, with a sandwich in the passenger seat with my license and registration in it , and when the police asks for them, I will hand him the sandwich and say "No worries, officer, I'm not packing any mustard."

    The whole reason why I get puled over, however, will be because one of my tail lights is covered by lettuce.
    #115 to #105 - covered
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    (04/20/2013)[-]
    Cops fw
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    User avatar#117 to #115 - alienstryke
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    I guess he's not gonna make his plan Loki
    User avatar#119 to #117 - covered
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    The cop's pride is gonna be a little Thor
    User avatar#120 to #119 - alienstryke
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    (04/20/2013)[-]
    Oh the Thorror of these puns
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