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#19 - baconrainbow (04/20/2013) [-]
Never have sex, achieve immortality
User avatar #45 to #19 - missrainbowdash (04/20/2013) [-]
have sex or live forever, tough call.
#43 to #19 - immaculateabortion (04/20/2013) [-]
first the immortality, then the bitches
#35 to #19 - BillyRyan (04/20/2013) [-]
Yup, seems right to me!
User avatar #33 to #19 - mindsculptorjace (04/20/2013) [-]
Don't forgot the nigh-on omnipotence achieved as well
#50 to #33 - baconrainbow (04/20/2013) [-]
omnipotence and impotence, an interesting combination
User avatar #101 to #51 - resbiansrock (04/21/2013) [-]
But...what if I was 14?
User avatar #102 to #101 - mindsculptorjace (04/21/2013) [-]
The you obviously get no magical powers.
User avatar #75 to #51 - deathstare (04/20/2013) [-]
That's not official at all, it's just a westernized viewpoint. If anything is official, it would have to be celibacy before marriage.
#77 to #75 - mindsculptorjace (04/20/2013) [-]
Does it look like I'm Japanese?
User avatar #78 to #77 - deathstare (04/20/2013) [-]
You name is mind sculptor, and as you well know, Asians are well known for sculpting their minds. It is also known that they can read them. Yes, yes you are.
#104 to #78 - mindsculptorjace (04/21/2013) [-]
Well played.

Though was the red thumb really needed?
User avatar #107 to #104 - deathstare (04/21/2013) [-]
Wha? That wasn't me. Someone was trolling us, I can thumb you up if you want
User avatar #26 to #19 - nephis (04/20/2013) [-]
not worth it, IMO. nvm it's great; you'd never have a family either
User avatar #28 to #26 - guiguito (04/20/2013) [-]
trade your dog in a poor child
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