Duke Nukem 3D Nostalgia. I'll make a part 2 if this is approved .. Jesus, put that in morbid 3gruesome5me Duke Nukem Forev
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#3 - miscarriage (04/19/2013) [-]
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Jesus, put that **** in morbid

User avatar #34 to #3 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx (04/20/2013) [-]
nah i like it where it it is.
#38 to #3 - John Cena (04/20/2013) [-]
(PRETENTIOUS TIME!) I think it's actually a reference to "12 Angry Jurors", which was about these Jurors who basically wanted an potential murderer to be tried and executed, but in the end, they all called for a "hung jury", which meaning that since there wasn't enough evidence to prove the defendant was guilty, they had to let the defendant go. I'll say for a game with so much blood, gore, and boobs, the developers were pretty classy with their references.
#53 to #38 - John Cena (04/20/2013) [-]
i can't tell if you're ************ or not. assuming you aren't:

a hung jury is when a jury cannot reach a unanimous decision and therefore they declare a mistrial. the movie you're talking about is 12 angry men, it's actually pretty famous but since fj is at least half 12 year olds i guess i'm not super surprised.
#6 - meggurz (04/20/2013) [-]
p!nk is that u?
#15 to #6 - John Cena (04/20/2013) [-]
#2 - chainchomp (04/19/2013) [-]
a hung jury is a term meaning that a guilty/ nonguilty verdict cannot be reached by the jury at a criminal's trial
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#23 - itachijebest (04/20/2013) [-]
i will rip out your head and **** on your pathetic carcass
User avatar #12 - motherfuckingkenji (04/20/2013) [-]
I remember that last one. That was ******* hilarious.
You kill the boss and it shows a cutscene where he does indeed rip off its head, squat on its neck hole, pull out a newspaper, and start whistling the Duke Nukem theme song.
I also enjoyed the cutscene for the last boss.
It's in a football stadium (wherein you can find cheerleaders on the sidelines and if you kill them it spawns one of those flying pig aliens without legs) and when you kill him, Duke kicks the back of his head and launches his one eyeball over the goalpost.

And... and then after the credits, you can hear Duke say something like
"I've kicked plenty of ass, and after a few days of R&R, I'll be ready for more action."
"Oh, come back to bed Duke, I'm ready for some action now!"

Great times, man. Great times.
User avatar #18 - nodaddynoo (04/20/2013) [-]
Back in the day that ' porn scene ' room would easily make you take a load off
User avatar #19 - Metallicock (04/20/2013) [-]
I've got an eDuke 32 version with HD textures, 3D models and an XXX mod installed

Also, are these screen shots from hidden levels? I've haven't seen most of these levels
#17 - budbrown (04/20/2013) [-]
MFW the hanging room
MFW the hanging room
#31 to #17 - mrbojingles ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
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#7 - johnnygat (04/20/2013) [-]
My current wallpaper
#37 - HolyArachnid (04/20/2013) [-]
If we're gonna talk nostalgia, how about the very first Duke Nukem game, the platformer for MS-DOS? This **** was a staple of my childhood. I always loved how tongue-in-cheek it was, in a different way than the later ones (Duke's fixation on Oprah was priceless). Besides that, it really did have all the ingredients of a great classic platformer, right down to the cheesy, totally idiosyncratic power-ups and bonuses. They just don't make 'em like this anymore.....
User avatar #8 - roflsaucer (04/20/2013) [-]
Too bad Duke Nukem: Forever wasn't nearly as good.
#4 - idungoofedup (04/20/2013) [-]
The Hung Jury refers to the play Twelve Angry Men . In the play, Twelve Jurors must decide a teenager's fate when the teenager was being blamed for killing his father. During the play, some of the jurors threaten to call a hung jury. A Hung Jury is when jurors can not agree to the final conclusion. At one point in the play, some of the jurors say that the boy is not guilty; while a few jurors are still convinced that the boy is guilty. It was a very good play to read and I recommend it.
User avatar #5 to #4 - awildniglet (04/20/2013) [-]
The movie version of it was excellent as well. The original that is
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#32 to #29 - Vpirate (04/20/2013) [-]
the only think Duke Nukem about that game was the title and dialogue   
Otherwise it was just a Halo/Call of Duty clone with 			********		 graphics.   
That's not Duke.
the only think Duke Nukem about that game was the title and dialogue

Otherwise it was just a Halo/Call of Duty clone with ******** graphics.

That's not Duke.
User avatar #44 - byposted (04/20/2013) [-]
I was too young to play this game at its prime, but my father told me of how he loved Duke Nukem, years ago.

That feel when he installed the new game, for the sake of it, and saw that it was garbage. He could only get through the first level, where everything is guided.

To hell with these modern FPS games as they're made for idiots. For example, most of them have a compass to tell you what direction to go.
#35 - John Cena (04/20/2013) [-]
woah, when did minecraft get better graphics?
#20 - John Cena (04/20/2013) [-]
******* nerdy ass gamer virgins.
User avatar #55 - henryfordthegod (04/20/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who liked the recent one
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