George Carlin comp.. this guy always gave me good laughs, here are some of his quotes, enjoy.. Go is the shortest sentence possible. Sorry George
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George Carlin comp.

this guy always gave me good laughs, here are some of his quotes, enjoy

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Submitted: 04/19/2013
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#5 - thisnick (04/20/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Go is the shortest sentence possible. Sorry George
#4 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
george carlen was a damn hippie
#10 to #4 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
NO **** .
#2 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He was a bro. When he died, comedy died with him.
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#35 - darkvengence ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - penusflytrap (04/20/2013) [-]
I might be that 1 in 5...
User avatar #18 - semicontra (04/20/2013) [-]
poecilonym is another word for synonym
User avatar #6 - imasillyginger (04/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Go." is the shortest sentence technically. Or "Be." but **** , who says that **** ?
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#42 - bobthedilder (04/20/2013) [-]
“A lot of times when a package says Open Other End, I purposely open the end where it says that”
User avatar #30 - jittersfj (04/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Love George Carlin. Except once he got into the 90s he lost it a little for me, personally. His 70s and 80s stuff makes me laugh until I cry, though. Just the randomness and genius deep-thinking that he has in all of his bits. But once the 90s came and he had had a couple heart attacks he just kinda' turned angry.
User avatar #28 - bitchplzzz (04/20/2013) [-]
There's wits for you.
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User avatar #13 - motherfuckingkenji (04/20/2013) [-]
I agree.
To be happy, one should eat their possessions instead of taping them to their body.
User avatar #1 - pabloch (04/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
George Carlin was not only a comedian, he was a great thinker and shall be dearly missed. BTW, google his stand up where he talks about execution. Hilarious stuff.
User avatar #17 - noobtankz ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
a synonym for synonym... Hm... how about, equivalent, or metonym.
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