What a fucking amazing person. Beards are severely cool. No exception. n,_ fatlip. liltle I Messages , Dec 27, 2012, " PM Some guy just bought the entire bar a  beards iPhone conversation
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#50 - charliechambers
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User avatar #1 - mulk
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i wonder how he told it:

IN HONOR OF MY BEARD, ERRBODY IS GETTING WASTED
User avatar #8 to #1 - yumpod
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>one shot
>wasted
User avatar #31 to #8 - altairibnlaahad
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******* lightweights, man.
#30 - learcticfox
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#6 - rebuilt
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User avatar #16 to #6 - patrickmiller
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Jack P would too
User avatar #73 to #16 - patrickmiller
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Why did I get thumbed down for this?
User avatar #35 to #6 - Downey
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Jack!!!
#37 to #6 - awsomeatron
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#49 to #37 - klondikemonster
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Greatest group of people on earth
Greatest group of people on earth
#14 - aconfuseddonut
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#19 - epicburana
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HFW
#12 - dacrimsonfucker
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#2 - anon id: 7a338173
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Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. You wont find any solutions to your problems at the bottom of a bottle, they're still there when you sober up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
User avatar #36 to #2 - drosenblum
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Before even more people call this guy a ******** and thumb him down, this is just an uncommon copypasta.
#55 to #36 - anon id: 7a338173
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It doesn't make it any less true.
User avatar #13 to #2 - andrz
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You're retarded. Most people who drink at parties drink, not because they !!acnt!!!!!! have fun, but because they want to have more fun. It helps shy people be more upfront and it just gives u a good feeling, not having to worry about other stuff at the moment. It dosent take ur problems away, that's not why people drink either, just to forget about it for a while. And btw, my grandfather is 93 years old, he was an alcoholic for 30 years.
#24 to #13 - anon id: 7a338173
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If you can have fun without needing to drink than there's no reason to willingly ingest a poison. So alcohol changes people and makes them people they're not? How about the shy kid works on not being shy instead of drinking to alter his personality... he shouldn't use alcohol to be able to socialize. That's the crutch i'm talking about. People drink to hide from their problems. That's bad. Actually do something about them instead of hiding from them.
#47 to #24 - anon id: aeb4b907
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You do realize doctors refer small amounts of alcohol, like 3 glasses of wine a day. It helps your circulatory system to function more efficiently. It also helps calm nerves when not abused, so people who are shy, over worked, or are anxious can relax and take a second look on their problem.

You demonize alcohol like it's liquid mercury. Yes mercury is poison if used incorrectly, but if used correctly it can lead to amazing things. The only reason I could imagine you having such a hatred for alcohol is if someone very close to you has hurt you while abusing it, multiple people you know died from it, or you're a troll. You should do research before ranting about something you obviously have no idea about.
#61 to #47 - anon id: 7a338173
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For every one kind of good thing it does there are 5 MUCH worse negative side affects. It's not worth it. You can't think as clearly when you drink, alcohol messes with the brain. You don't have your full brain power to be able to think about a good solution to your problem when drunk. And when you do think of a solution, it'll be an idiot one that obviously a drunk person came up with. It wont work. Like I said, if you're shy you shouldn't rely on alcohol to alter your personality, work on not being so ******* shy. Don't use it as a crutch. Also there's a lot of other ways to relax and much healthier ways than to ingest alcohol which then you become dependent on to relax, which is also very bad. No one I know had any bad experiences with alcohol and I have done my research. I know what i'm talking about.
User avatar #17 to #2 - krome
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I drink for the taste, personally. Not to get drunk. I'm not saying I don't like getting drunk, it's awesome, it's just not why I drink.
#23 to #17 - anon id: 7a338173
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So if I put flavoring in poison you'd drink it? You'd drink flavored poison?
#43 to #23 - anon id: c0b377ab
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I would, if I could also have flavored antidote.
#60 to #43 - anon id: 7a338173
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Too bad there's no antidote to alcohol... so you wouldn't have a flavored antidote. That's all that alcohol is, flavored poison.
User avatar #20 to #2 - IAreCaptainObvious
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Buddy, I don't drink either but even I think you look like a dick right now. Just keep it to yourself - people don't like your opinion being shoved into their face. Try a peaceful debate if anything at all. Dickbiscuit.
#26 to #20 - anon id: 7a338173
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It's not an opinion, It's a fact. Drinking is bad.
User avatar #21 to #2 - TardytheTurtle
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I personally will never drink because of my family history of alcoholism, but seriously bro, even I understand drinking
you are just a self righteous stuck up smeared jello squirt of a human being that I don't even hate you
that would be like hating a disabled kid
seriously I would say for you to log in and say that like a man but you obviously don't have the brainpower to do even that
so please, just go, don't come back until your IQ is above room temperature
User avatar #27 to #2 - BeardOfJesus
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Found the, Prohibitionist?
#58 to #27 - anon id: 7a338173
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Prohibition was a great thing, just people were too god damn stupid to realize they were killing themselves. One of the governments duties is to protect its citizens. ******* alcoholics have spent their lives killing their own brain cells with beers so they were too god damn retarded to even realize how bad it really was.
User avatar #29 to #2 - learcticfox
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What do you mean alcohol doesn't solve your problems?
Of course it does.
#56 to #29 - anon id: 7a338173
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No it ******* doesn't you idiot. It's just a way to hide from your problems, they're still there when you sober up. People should actually do something about their problems instead of hiding from them.
#34 to #2 - anon id: 576581c2
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truth
good on ya, bud
User avatar #44 to #2 - zorororonoa
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It never said he was drinking away his parties, or that he couldn't have fun without alcohol. He is most likely over 21, and it is legal for him to drink, and he wanted to do a nice thing and buy shots for everyone. Also, no, it is not like drinking poison.
#52 to #44 - anon id: 7a338173
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He wanted to do a nice thing and buy poison for everyone? What a great guy.
User avatar #63 to #52 - zorororonoa
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Alcohol is not like poison. Humans have been drinking it for thousands of years, and if it was like poison, I'm pretty sure that we would have caught that by now and stopped drinking. Sure, there is a thing called alcohol poisoning, but that is if you go way beyond your limits. Most people at a bar just have a few beers, nothing wrong with that. Infact, everything becomes bad for you when you have too much of it.
#65 to #63 - anon id: 7a338173
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Poison - a substance with an inherent property that tends to destroy life or impair health.

Alcohol does both of those things. Humans didn't realize how horrible it was thousands of years ago, now we do, yet people are still ******* idiots and drink it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - zorororonoa
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Energy drinks are more harmful for you body than alcohol
#53 to #45 - anon id: 7a338173
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So than don't drink either since they're both bad. But the difference is when you drink energy drinks you don't get drunk and become an annoying asshole.
#48 to #2 - liberator
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All this rage over a copypasta.
All this rage over a copypasta.
#51 to #48 - anon id: 7a338173
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It doesn't make it any less true.
#18 to #2 - derpycheezenizle
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User avatar #28 to #2 - guymandude
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I think alcohol is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes me vomit on the dog and doesn't afraid of anything.
#57 to #28 - anon id: 7a338173
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Proof of how much damage alcohol does to the brain.
User avatar #40 - mrblueftw
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What the hell is with the camera button?
#46 to #40 - jaketasticness
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Maybe is shopped?
User avatar #11 - darthmaulman
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Sounds like Jack Patillo
User avatar #25 to #11 - yunogasaii
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It seems like FJ is gradually getting more RT fans
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