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User avatar #24 - aahrg (04/19/2013) [-]
>get in trouble at school
>parents get pissed, tell me to clean the toilets as punishment
>can't find the toilet cleaning chemicals, parents tell me just use bleach
>pour bleach in and start scrubbing with toilet brush
>bleach begins reacting with something in the toilet/pipes
>starts bubbling and releasing mixture of bleach fumes, shit, and toilet water
>think it's just "cleaning", that's why it's bubbling
>keep adding bleach and scrubbing
>realize my throat and lungs feel like fire
>rush downstairs, drink shittons of water until my throat is calmed, lungs still burning
>rush outside, gulping fresh air by the gallon to clear my lungs
>come back inside, tell parents what happened
>dad who has lung problems goes in
>takes one whiff of the mixture of bleach fumes, shit, piss, and toilet water
>starts coughing so violently that he pukes
>right into the roiling mixture of bleach and toilet water, all shitstains boiled away
>somehow intensifies the reaction
>mixture begins rising like baking soda and vinegar, but greenish brown
>spills out onto floor, into A/C vent on the floor
>out into the hallway, into that vent as well
>down the stairs
>rush around opening all windows while covering face
>the fumes have engulfed the whole top floor of my house, everyone gets out

User avatar #25 to #24 - aahrg (04/19/2013) [-]
>I brave the inside of my house after about 15 minutes
>reaction seems to have stopped
>fumes have vented out the windows
>fumes lighter than air, still in the top third of the top floor
>have to crawl to the bathroom, try to flush the toilet
>gurgling sound, followed by explosion, the pipe had been partially blocked by shit
>now covered in shit/puke/bleach mixture
>remainder of mixture going down toilet.
>turn on fan
>throw clothes in garbage bag to later burn
>go to 2nd bathroom to take a shower
>leave parents to clean up the floor and bathroom, i've had my fucking punishment

tl;dr: don't use bleach to clean toilets, you could die.
User avatar #58 to #25 - majormoron (04/20/2013) [-]
Dude they should've like given you 100 bucks and the weekend off for being so stupid. You don't fucking fuck around with bleach. I'm serious, that shit IS DEADLY.
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