McDisasters 9: Decreaser Death Cloud. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. This one concerns a mishap with grill cleaning. A little more techni
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McDisasters 9: Decreaser Death Cloud

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Submitted: 04/19/2013
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#7 - lolerbot ONLINE (04/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"I may have caused permanent damage to my lungs"

"goes outside and smokes 3 cigs"
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (04/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Okay, let me get this straight

You were so stressed that the fumes may have caused permanent damage to your underage lungs....That you went and smoked three ciggerates

No wonder you work at McDonalds
User avatar #28 - teevee (04/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think i did permanent damage to my lungs
>better go and smoke
User avatar #27 - grapesforall (04/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
try reading the story and replace these words:

manager = dad

grease = dead body

eggs = guts

burger = blood
User avatar #30 to #27 - manager (04/19/2013) [-]
How dare you replace me!
#2 - jackalcureofprusia (04/19/2013) [-]
As a person who's had to clean out a many grease traps, reading 'the bag split open' made me cringe like a mother fucker.
User avatar #45 - masterchiefawesome (04/20/2013) [-]
dude, seriously. I don't know how you managed to not burn that place to the fucking ground. If DJ 4DM1N's listening, and feeling nice, i think he should either give you coloured text, or an honorary title of "King of Miccy D's" or something. As some sort of Karmic reward for this mitigate of shit!
#26 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [-]
>concerned about damage to lungs

Shit nigga no wonder why you worked at McFaggots.
User avatar #24 - aahrg (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>get in trouble at school
>parents get pissed, tell me to clean the toilets as punishment
>can't find the toilet cleaning chemicals, parents tell me just use bleach
>pour bleach in and start scrubbing with toilet brush
>bleach begins reacting with something in the toilet/pipes
>starts bubbling and releasing mixture of bleach fumes, shit, and toilet water
>think it's just "cleaning", that's why it's bubbling
>keep adding bleach and scrubbing
>realize my throat and lungs feel like fire
>rush downstairs, drink shittons of water until my throat is calmed, lungs still burning
>rush outside, gulping fresh air by the gallon to clear my lungs
>come back inside, tell parents what happened
>dad who has lung problems goes in
>takes one whiff of the mixture of bleach fumes, shit, piss, and toilet water
>starts coughing so violently that he pukes
>right into the roiling mixture of bleach and toilet water, all shitstains boiled away
>somehow intensifies the reaction
>mixture begins rising like baking soda and vinegar, but greenish brown
>spills out onto floor, into A/C vent on the floor
>out into the hallway, into that vent as well
>down the stairs
>rush around opening all windows while covering face
>the fumes have engulfed the whole top floor of my house, everyone gets out

User avatar #25 to #24 - aahrg (04/19/2013) [-]
>I brave the inside of my house after about 15 minutes
>reaction seems to have stopped
>fumes have vented out the windows
>fumes lighter than air, still in the top third of the top floor
>have to crawl to the bathroom, try to flush the toilet
>gurgling sound, followed by explosion, the pipe had been partially blocked by shit
>now covered in shit/puke/bleach mixture
>remainder of mixture going down toilet.
>turn on fan
>throw clothes in garbage bag to later burn
>go to 2nd bathroom to take a shower
>leave parents to clean up the floor and bathroom, i've had my fucking punishment

tl;dr: don't use bleach to clean toilets, you could die.
#59 - superbigfupa (04/20/2013) [-]
"chunks of meat"
#43 - ironstrike (04/20/2013) [-]
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This is 'Murica. If they charged you for the grill you could've taken to court and they'd be paying you out 20,000 for working in unsafe working conditions.
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This is 'Murica. If they charged you for the grill you could've taken to court and they'd be paying you out 20,000 for working in unsafe working conditions.
User avatar #33 - jurisultima (04/19/2013) [-]
Just a tip, it is actually illegal for a manager to ask you to use a chemical for something other than its intended purpose. if another one does it, tell them no, if they threaten to fire you, legally they can't!
#31 - bloodharbringer (04/19/2013) [+] (27 replies)
1,000 dead souls, you say?
#23 - skypatrol ONLINE (04/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw cigs probably smell worse than your bullshit
mfw cigs probably smell worse than your bullshit
User avatar #35 to #23 - landerp ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
why is it that a gorilla can look so terrifying on all fours but adorable on two legs?
#19 - mattdoomsday (04/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Don't know how long ago these were but if you guys still had the orange pop the manager should have known it worked almost ass good as the grill cleaner.
User avatar #51 - yourdadsdad ONLINE (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You change managers a lot.
#44 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
For other fun death fumes, try mixing bleach and degreaser!

3.5 years in a dining hall has taught me all the things to never fucking do again.
#32 - icezillah ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - ravioliravioli (04/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The other ones were WAYYY better
User avatar #3 to #1 - sirbrentcoe (04/19/2013) [-]
works taking a lot out of me this week , sorry...
User avatar #49 - cthumoo (04/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm sorry but do you have to have worked with this kind of stuff to know what they're talking about? I have no idea what half of these things are...
#6 - turtakus (04/19/2013) [-]
I used to work at McDicks and a manager set one of the vats on fire

I thought we were going to die
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