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Cockroach

last night i was toying with something on the kitchen
counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it
was a cockroach, i was petting it, i was petting a cockroach and the
cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it, we had a moment.
you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something
gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it
was exactly like that
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#32 - isradam (04/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be me 2 years ago   
>Watching a movie on the computer   
>Feel something moving my leg hairs, disregard as wind   
>2 hours pass, feel same thing on my chest   
>Look down, HUGE ASS roach   
>NOPE.JPG   
>Totally flip my 						****					, roach falls to the ground and I punch it   
>Again and again and again and again   
>MFW I went full anime on a roach who just wanted to cuddle
>Be me 2 years ago
>Watching a movie on the computer
>Feel something moving my leg hairs, disregard as wind
>2 hours pass, feel same thing on my chest
>Look down, HUGE ASS roach
>NOPE.JPG
>Totally flip my **** , roach falls to the ground and I punch it
>Again and again and again and again
>MFW I went full anime on a roach who just wanted to cuddle
#3 - mountainyard (04/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I was watching QI (Quite Interesting) the other day and the lord almighty Stephen Fry said that cockroaches hates humans and if they are touched by a person they will run off and frantically clean themselves....
#68 - daphnie (04/19/2013) [-]
Cockroaches think you're dirty.
#67 - triggathepirate (04/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
ITT 						******					 up insect stories.   
>Be last summer.   
>Hot like like sauron's ass   
>Flies all over the place and 						****					, s'war   
>See this big bullfly bitch buzzing around in my vicinity   
>she must die   
>Track it into the kitchen   
>see it land on garbage bin   
>gameoverfaggot.png   
>swing   
> hit the lid and get misted by somthing   
> don't see 						**********					   
>miss?   
> took me 5 seconds to realise i'd splatted hundreds of pre developed maggots in my face
ITT ****** up insect stories.
>Be last summer.
>Hot like like sauron's ass
>Flies all over the place and **** , s'war
>See this big bullfly bitch buzzing around in my vicinity
>she must die
>Track it into the kitchen
>see it land on garbage bin
>gameoverfaggot.png
>swing
> hit the lid and get misted by somthing
> don't see **********
>miss?
> took me 5 seconds to realise i'd splatted hundreds of pre developed maggots in my face
#8 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#24 to #8 - sheperdofthestars (04/19/2013) [-]
Are you... Trying to get thumb-banned?
User avatar #6 - philliyoMLB ONLINE (04/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What's with all these posts about cockroaches? There is a limit on how many Metamorphosis jokes I can make.
#59 - EdwardNigma (04/19/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I can say without a hint of exaggeration that if I was petting a cockroach for several minutes, I would scream, probably shout various obscenities and beat the ever living christ **** out of it when I find something to hit it with. Those ************* fly, too, so if it starts that ******** , I'll probably scream more.

I really. Really hate cockroaches. More than I hate any other creature.
#85 - mattdoggy ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
don't stop....
don't stop....
User avatar #29 - kamehamehanurd (04/19/2013) [+] (21 replies)
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User avatar #89 - landerp (04/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
once there was a cockroach on my kitchen counter. i cornered it in the stove then lit that bitch on fire.
User avatar #20 - stealthfoxbrony (04/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
When I fiddle with things, I something bite them, coins and such.....
I'd be in the washroom gargling mouthwash for hours if it ended up being a cockroach.
#92 - gladiuss (04/19/2013) [-]
Roaches, bees, spiders. Same thing.
Roaches, bees, spiders. Same thing.
User avatar #56 - zafara (04/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Cockroaches are actually covered in natural oils that prevent disgusting stuff like poop, cumbs, germs, and bacteria from sticking to them. On the other hand, young cockroaches eat the poop of the older ones.
User avatar #27 - mrgoodlove (04/19/2013) [-]
I was working out in my room the other day and I saw a piece of lint on the floor. I went to pick it up and as I put it closer to my face I felt a wiggle in my fingers. I realized it was a half dead spider and I threw that **** on the floor and ran out the house.
#95 - fukyeahraptorr (04/19/2013) [-]
hahaha that was actually hilarious. Great post!
hahaha that was actually hilarious. Great post!
#15 - mr skeltal (04/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
why was your laptop in the kitchen
User avatar #26 to #15 - ronniesan (04/19/2013) [-]
Its a woman.
#62 - TheCheeseMaster (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm amazed you didn't scream like a woman and smash it in a singular movement of the fist.
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User avatar #23 - youarenotspecial (04/19/2013) [-]
Cockroaches are actually pretty cool. I had to handle some giant ones when I volunteered at a zoo. Definitely not the worst bug.
#71 - jaceofspades (04/19/2013) [-]
There's a cock/cockroach joke there somewhere
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