last night i was toying with something on the kitchen
counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it
was a cockroach, i was petting it, i was petting a cockroach and the
cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it, we had a moment.
you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something
gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it
was exactly like that