It's gonna be a long flight. . When being nice backfires: I get to my seat on the airplane. I put my bag in overhead storage. I sit. I notice the elderly lady n
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It's gonna be a long flight

When being nice ******* backfires:
I get to my seat on the airplane. I put my
bag in overhead storage. I sit. I notice the
elderly lady next to me with her arms inside
her button up shirt...
Are you cold, ma' am? You can borrow my
sweater?"
Long pause-..
Son, I don' t have any God damn arms...‘
This is going to be a long flight...
15 -and as others We this.
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Submitted: 04/18/2013
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#2 - hillbillypowpow (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I read the first sentence as "when a nice ******* backfires."
User avatar #4 - dantemp (04/19/2013) [-]
"Sorry, I didn't realize" -> Move on -> problem solved
#5 - austinpowerz ONLINE (04/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Since when does no arms mean that you can't wear a sweater?
#17 - Shmuck (04/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Story time.   
   
So I get on jet headed down to visit my brother and his wife and i sit down in the middle seat towards the back of the plane. Sitting to an elderly lady to my left and a 8/10 mom sits next to me in the isle seat on my right with her 5 month old daughter.   
   
Start making conversation and make funny faces at the baby to make her smile, tell her her kid is adorable blah blah blah typical conversation with a stranger. I notice the baby likes to grab things and keep reaching over and tugging on my strings on my jacket and on my sleeves and such.    
   
   
So we take off and i put in my head phones and start listening to music and the baby grabs the headphone cord and pulls it out of my ears. I laugh and decide to just put away the headphones and chat.  I look down and notice the babies left hand is inside it's jacket so I say " Oops! You lost your arm in your jacket!" and reach down and notice that there is no 						*******					 hand on the left side..... The mom explains that she was born without it and i think back and realize she has been reaching all my stuff with her right hand the whole time.......   
   
Luckily the mom was super nice but i still felt like a jackass.
Story time.

So I get on jet headed down to visit my brother and his wife and i sit down in the middle seat towards the back of the plane. Sitting to an elderly lady to my left and a 8/10 mom sits next to me in the isle seat on my right with her 5 month old daughter.

Start making conversation and make funny faces at the baby to make her smile, tell her her kid is adorable blah blah blah typical conversation with a stranger. I notice the baby likes to grab things and keep reaching over and tugging on my strings on my jacket and on my sleeves and such.


So we take off and i put in my head phones and start listening to music and the baby grabs the headphone cord and pulls it out of my ears. I laugh and decide to just put away the headphones and chat. I look down and notice the babies left hand is inside it's jacket so I say " Oops! You lost your arm in your jacket!" and reach down and notice that there is no ******* hand on the left side..... The mom explains that she was born without it and i think back and realize she has been reaching all my stuff with her right hand the whole time.......

Luckily the mom was super nice but i still felt like a jackass.



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User avatar #20 - scammer (04/19/2013) [-]
Well she didnt answer the ******* question
User avatar #45 - payseht (04/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
There was an elderly woman next to the bus stop. She was rambling stuff like "Help me" and "Please, I need help", "Could you help me?" while looking nowhere in particular like she was blind. Nobody gave her attention, I asked if she's alright, and after she didn't answer I concluded she had mental problems and needed professional help. I tried calling an ambulance but mistaken the number for a police emergency. I said "I'm sorry, I meant to call an ambulance". They said it's okay, what's the problem? "There's a woman out of touch with reality here. She might be lost, possibly mental issues as she is not responding to anything, just asking for help." They sent an ambulance and in the meantime I noticed people giving her money... I then realized she was just a beggar and that was confirmed once the ambulance arrived and she suddenly became coherent, telling them there's no problem and that she's fine. They didn't believe me when I said she's a beggar that's faking an illness, hence a fraud, hence a felony, but they didn't believe me since she didn't look the part or something.
I got a ticket for wasting police and ambulance time... around 100 EUROS, or half my paycheck.

Another time a little girl (maybe 12) run up to me and said there's a man in a car following her, and that he got out of the car and started masturbating before she ran off. I offered to walk with her to her home and tried being nice, asking questions about school (she had a backpack on) and anything except the guy so I'd distract her from it, wanting to tell her when we got to her home that she should tell her parents and find a different route for her, just in case. I never got the chance since, after a decent walk from where we met, two of her male friends (possibly brothers, probably one was a boyfriend) jumped me, beat the living **** out of me, and took my phone and wallet, which were in the winter jacket they stole... and my shoes for some reason... she was cheering them
#16 - gojeda (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I can see Rin saying this when she gets old.
User avatar #42 - mookiez (04/19/2013) [-]
Then she pulls her arms out and laughs her ass off at you, Then you start laughing with her to being like, God, you got me. The she has a heart attack from old age and laughing.
#7 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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and going
User avatar #11 to #9 - rogermannen (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm not, just stating the obvious. Now "keep going"!
User avatar #3 - pappathethird (04/19/2013) [-]
Well, no arms, no sweater
User avatar #25 - kamehamehanurd (04/19/2013) [+] (14 replies)
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User avatar #51 to #26 - mythicdragoon (04/19/2013) [-]
why not both?
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User avatar #1 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (04/18/2013) [-]
inb4 katawa shojo
#44 - Cambro ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
"Actually, I noticed goosebumps on your neck. I'm sorry about your arms, by the way."   
   
Throw it back at that bitch. Kill her with kindness.
"Actually, I noticed goosebumps on your neck. I'm sorry about your arms, by the way."

Throw it back at that bitch. Kill her with kindness.
User avatar #33 - xxELITExx (04/19/2013) [-]
I do nice **** all the time. it always backfires
User avatar #13 - churrundo (04/19/2013) [-]
if he was quick he may have been able to laugh it off with her. but holy ****
User avatar #24 - anonefg **User deleted account** (04/19/2013) [-]
I read the first sentence as "when a nice ******* backfires."
#47 - TheCheeseMaster (04/19/2013) [-]
< hfw
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