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User avatar #11 - uJUSTfailed (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** you candy corn is awesome
#22 - gorginhanson (04/19/2013) [-]
Why the hell is there an arrow AND a step that says repeat?
Redundant much?
#36 - braedenclarkejanze ONLINE (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Candy corn sucks"
#17 - mezzjuc (04/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How to eat pringles:
>Lay the crisp on your tounge with the bulging side upwards
>Bite it slowly for the loudest crack-sound possible
#31 to #17 - bongsworth (04/19/2013) [-]
Wrong. How to eat pringles:
>Get 2 pringles
>Flip the top one so facing oppisite directions
>Insert into mouth
>Quack
>Repeat
#48 - Ihazfunkitty (04/19/2013) [-]
i eat cheetos with a pointy stic so my hands and keyboard stay clean.
i eat cheetos with a pointy stic so my hands and keyboard stay clean.
User avatar #46 - fluffed (04/19/2013) [-]
how to eat the pussy:
1. flick lightly with tongue
2. smother your face in it
3. wonder if shes enjoying it
#39 - popperz (04/19/2013) [-]
A Pleated-Jeans post!
A Pleated-Jeans post!
User avatar #29 - Nightelfbane (04/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
**** you candy corn is amazing
#3 - ironlion (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's the most retarded yogurt package I've ever seen
#5 to #3 - 4chan refugee (04/18/2013) [-]
That's what yoplait looks like.
User avatar #18 - xladeterinas (04/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I'm a terribly strange man, but if I tried to eat my dinner like that I'd likely bust a synapse. I'm very much into eating one thing at a time, and none of it may touch until I've already ingested it.
User avatar #16 - mattdoggy (04/19/2013) [-]
How to eat Hot Pocket
>throw in microwave for random amount of time
>pull out and it seem like it is just the right
>take one bite and immediately get severe burns and frost bite
>finish the hotpocket in shame
>look at the empty plate feeling miserable
>rethink your life choices
#9 - 4chan refugee (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dorito, poptart, taco, trailmix, pizza, candy corn, cheetos, chinese food, oreo, yogurt, dinner

Instructions not clear enough, ended up licking my dinner, dunking my cheetos, stuffing the trail mix INTO the taco, cutting the pizza with the poptart and mixnig the chinese food with the yogurt and candy corn. Doritos are delicious, no problem with that one.
User avatar #4 - therealjc (04/18/2013) [-]
**** the last one, eat the worst bit first and save the tasty bit till last.
#71 - montanus (04/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Oh god make it stop!
#68 - 4chan refugee (04/19/2013) [-]
How to REALLY eat candy corn:

1. Eat a piece in one bite.
2. Realize that the way you're doing it is boring.
3. Wonder what each individual color tastes like.
4. Eat white, yellow, then orange, in that order.
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#69 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
Can you make one for doughnuts? I'm having trouble with that.
Can you make one for doughnuts? I'm having trouble with that.
User avatar #64 - ctenop (04/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Implying you eat doritos without salsa or dip....
User avatar #76 to #64 - Omegashenron (04/19/2013) [-]
Well they imply correctly.
User avatar #21 - sirbutterballs (04/19/2013) [-]
How to eat black licorice
1. grab bag
2. throw into nearest trash receptacle
#38 - fannypackattack (04/19/2013) [-]
I take little nibbles of everything on the plate at once so's to get the flavor of everything in every single bite.
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