/b/ plays Minecraft. .... bred trans of caves It v'. if had taur claws and are calf i hp‘ ‘i bred than again l, "f . , sone calf In particular never chatted me
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bred trans of caves
It v'. if had taur claws and are calf
i hp‘ ‘i bred than again
l, "f . , sone calf In particular never chatted me
ssa I tacit it cut into my hause and lacked in a dirt cellar
an grew up in there net knawing the outside
the constent macs it odviously missed it mather.
wth, I let him free
wwhile they happily lived my was set oretty acme
retiree it was sleeping I came we their farm
skilled his family
whirred his family into armor
sas seen as it a'. -apical danced amend him
his family and eating their meat
sthe megas came
Once again I trapped it
sbut into a glass has filled with water
watched it drawn as it Mated ta the top
it was killed I teal: its meat
gr: ta my ether farm of cattle
tell them of what I did
Na was disobey me new
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#1 - xxangelisxx (04/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's pretty metal.
That's pretty metal.
#16 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [+] (15 replies)
******* gamer virgin nerd.
#17 to #16 - waffies (04/18/2013) [-]
im honestly confused what you think that you are by comparison...
im honestly confused what you think that you are by comparison...
User avatar #4 - dementedllama (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have 3-4 generations of inbred animals imprisoned underground. I killed the original 2 after the first 2 or 3 were born. None of my animals have ever seen the light of day, trees, grass, or water.
#56 - tomthehippie (04/19/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I built my own cow dungeon... I would trap them in there, no light, no water, nothing.

I would force them to breed until there was no room in their cage. I would then open the cage just long enough for a few of them to escape.

Then I'd pull a lever that would flood the room in water, let all the cows drown.

While the survivors watched I would take the meat and skin from the cows, make armor out of the cow skin and eat all the meat.

Then the survivors would be forced back into the cage to start breeding again.





I've done this ten times now.
am I evil?
#47 - epicburana (04/19/2013) [-]
I shall return to haunt your dreams for the rest of your miserable life!!
#87 - kingarturi (04/19/2013) [-]
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#136 - baim (04/19/2013) [-]
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#117 - solarisofcelestia (04/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What you did to those cows was udderly diabolical.
#25 - idylex (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WHAT DID YOU SET INTO ACTION!?!?
WHAT DID YOU SET INTO ACTION!?!?
#97 - koalasonfire (04/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My friend and I were starting a 2 player world on hard difficulty. We spawned on some forested islands and walked a long way and began digging an underground house. We were doing ok. I was getting stone for a new home when It gets dark. So I sprint back home and I dodge a creeper, but fail somehow and that creeper blows the 						****					 up. I'm down to half health and we start taking stone I collected and boarding up and another creeper runs in and explodes and destroys our beds and one of our chests.   
Four zombies and two skeletons and another creeper come, kill me, friend gets shot and swarmed by zombies and our little base is gone. So it's still night now, and we run back to get the few remaining things in the chests/ stuff that we dropped, and we see two spider jockeys. I don't see how. That was the only time we've ever seen a spider jockey. The two kill us and we respawn and run home, chased by jockeys and grab cobblestone, and build walls (unfinished) on a small island. We lived in a 						****					 unfinished house for two days before beds were made.    
We eventually made it along okay, but damn.
My friend and I were starting a 2 player world on hard difficulty. We spawned on some forested islands and walked a long way and began digging an underground house. We were doing ok. I was getting stone for a new home when It gets dark. So I sprint back home and I dodge a creeper, but fail somehow and that creeper blows the **** up. I'm down to half health and we start taking stone I collected and boarding up and another creeper runs in and explodes and destroys our beds and one of our chests.
Four zombies and two skeletons and another creeper come, kill me, friend gets shot and swarmed by zombies and our little base is gone. So it's still night now, and we run back to get the few remaining things in the chests/ stuff that we dropped, and we see two spider jockeys. I don't see how. That was the only time we've ever seen a spider jockey. The two kill us and we respawn and run home, chased by jockeys and grab cobblestone, and build walls (unfinished) on a small island. We lived in a **** unfinished house for two days before beds were made.
We eventually made it along okay, but damn.
#37 - imostlyroll (04/19/2013) [-]
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#121 - reptarrawr (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
best minecraft pic i could find
User avatar #23 - mrmuffins (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I once mad a cow death camp.

Press of a lever could release a small bit of lava and burn some.

I forced them to breed so they would suffer more, all because a cow escaped.
User avatar #24 to #23 - largilloquent (04/18/2013) [-]
one might call it a cow-centration camp
#3 - WimTehNecro (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#90 - Sataria (04/19/2013) [-]
I didn't read the title till after I read the story and my face when I finished the story
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#57 - funforlife ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
#43 - darkjustifier (04/19/2013) [-]
I'll never kill a cow in minecraft again.
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#50 to #42 - linktheherooftime (04/19/2013) [-]
It is. He just changed the style by going down to the bottom and selecting tomorrow.
#2 - axb (04/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 - dagramcraka ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
>my was set into action
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