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Tails of a Bouncer. I'm copyrighting that pickup line. Dude T He way. Me at work minding my tatally What the ewn think your fuck makes yen wants think fuck me t

I'm copyrighting that pickup line

Dude T He way.
Me at work minding my tatally What the
ewn * think your fuck
makes yen
wants think
fuck me that
aaww
shit ls grabbed my
about balls and
whispered
T want :
fuck you
And now it' s time for
the best pickup line
I have heard while
Weaking while a het slende *Whem this drunk guy
ls standing behind me* shoots *
1111111
are you a
beaver?
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - thewalruss
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I don't get it :|
#52 to #1 - nyawgga
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#2 to #1 - warriorwrath [OP]
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User avatar #8 to #2 - deathbird
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(04/18/2013) [-]
So thats where DAYUMMMMMM comes from.
User avatar #197 to #2 - thewalruss
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Sadly, I still don't get the d-AY-um part
#9 - pappathethird
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(04/18/2013) [-]
that was classy
that was classy
#19 - theawesomeyoghurt
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know bouncers had tails.
User avatar #91 to #19 - Durp
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But beavers do.
#20 to #19 - warriorwrath [OP]
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I see what you did there
#22 to #20 - theawesomeyoghurt
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(04/18/2013) [-]
You bet your sweet virgin ass you did.
#30 to #22 - tormain
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(04/18/2013) [-]
that picute is genuis, this made my night
that picute is genuis, this made my night
#35 to #30 - theawesomeyoghurt
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(04/18/2013) [-]
No problem my good man, no problem at all.
No problem my good man, no problem at all.
User avatar #108 to #20 - twi
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what is the sauce of that bunny
User avatar #29 to #20 - lorkhan
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Awww **** its that bunny, man I laughed my ass of to those episodes.
#33 - tigasingy
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Mine
#133 to #33 - chiktikkavaspaus
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Wendy's nuts? IT'S A TRAP!   
   
yes, I get the joke......
Wendy's nuts? IT'S A TRAP!

yes, I get the joke......
User avatar #39 to #33 - warriorwrath [OP]
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Yes...i love these
#57 to #33 - icecreamonnips
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User avatar #21 - bigblacknegro
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(04/18/2013) [-]
oh god. best pick up line i've ever heard.
does anyone knows more like this?
User avatar #166 to #21 - pedophant
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
I wish you were like my big toe so I could bang you on my coffee table all day long.
Is your dad retarded? Because you're special.
User avatar #68 to #21 - xgeneration
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im horny
**** me pls
User avatar #151 to #21 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account**
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Are you walking alone to your car later on?
User avatar #49 to #21 - heartlessrobot
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I have a dick and a knife, you decide which one's going in you.
User avatar #34 to #21 - mezzjuc
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Hey, are you a T-rex?
"No."
Yes.
User avatar #38 to #34 - bigblacknegro
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need a backup plan. what if she answers with "what?" or "why?"
#47 to #38 - mezzjuc
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The answer is always yes.   
Hey are you a T-ex?    
"What?!"   
Yes.   
   
You say "Yes" so often that "Yes" becomes the only word in her vocabulary.   
Then you finish off with "u wan sum fuk?"    
"Yes"   
   
YFW
The answer is always yes.
Hey are you a T-ex?
"What?!"
Yes.

You say "Yes" so often that "Yes" becomes the only word in her vocabulary.
Then you finish off with "u wan sum fuk?"
"Yes"

YFW
User avatar #55 to #47 - bigblacknegro
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that's genius.
User avatar #23 to #21 - alstorp
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ey u wan sum fuk?
#28 to #23 - mezzjuc
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Laughed so loud my dad came in with a loaded shotgun
Laughed so loud my dad came in with a loaded shotgun
User avatar #36 to #28 - Davidowns
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Could you please explain what exactly made your father enter the room with a LOADED shotgun?
#41 to #36 - mezzjuc
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Because the exorcist turned out to be a serial killer.
Because the exorcist turned out to be a serial killer.
User avatar #45 to #41 - Davidowns
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Call me retarded but I don't understand.
#50 to #45 - mezzjuc
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I laughed so loud my dad called an exorcist, but the exorcist turned out to be a serial killer...   
I just realised how bad I am at making jokes.
I laughed so loud my dad called an exorcist, but the exorcist turned out to be a serial killer...
I just realised how bad I am at making jokes.
User avatar #51 to #50 - Davidowns
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Okay than, have a nice day.
#139 - bloodmachine
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Do you work at subway? Cause you're giving me a foot long.
#173 to #139 - zombiejew
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#153 to #139 - zdaninjamonkey
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Do you wash your pants with Windex, cause I can totally see myself in them
Do you wash your pants with Windex, cause I can totally see myself in them
#165 - SergeantPWN
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(04/19/2013) [-]
I can finally use this!
#242 to #165 - anon id: c3cdef9b
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anyone think it should be " cuz you dam fine"... or is it just me
#24 - spazzin
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Are your parents retarded?

Because you're special.
#76 to #24 - anon id: f2e3610c
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Stolen from Robin Williams.
btw it's "because you sure are special"
#78 to #76 - spazzin
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#114 to #78 - anon id: f2e3610c
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cool story bro
#31 - qubot
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(04/18/2013) [-]
best pick up line ever.
#53 to #31 - triggathepirate
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#138 - ishotthedeputy
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My pickup line