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#2 - shrapnelleader
Reply +98
(04/18/2013) [-]
And Hercules (Heracles) MURDERED his and Megara's children with arrows. Some sources having him killing Meg too.    
   
Dang, Disney.
And Hercules (Heracles) MURDERED his and Megara's children with arrows. Some sources having him killing Meg too.

Dang, Disney.
#153 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
Really made me laugh when I learned the "real" myth, and later laugh even harder when I learned his name roughly translates to "Blessed by Hera".
#56 to #2 - Furubatsu ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Only because Hera (who was anot his mother) made him insane and go on a rampage as revenge for being born. He then had to do a number of trials as penance for it and then remarried. His bride was tricked into killing him with Centaur-blood and he was raised to become a god (and married his 3rd wife; Hebe, the goddess of youth and cup-bearer of Hera). The dollar sign is apparently based of off Heracles holdinup up two pillars that were the end of the known world to the greeks.
#26 to #2 - johananas
Reply +7
(04/18/2013) [-]
Don't forget that Zeus raped a random stranger to get that tough son of a bitch.
#38 to #26 - pegasister
Reply +7
(04/18/2013) [-]
and Hera hated him and tried to have him killed.
and Hera hated him and tried to have him killed.
#82 to #38 - bronybox
Reply +1
(04/19/2013) [-]
Hera hated everyone for ***** sake. Especially the bastard children of Zeus.
#24 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Disney ruined everything. Making Lions friends with monkeys, meerkats and warthogs. Making Mermaids look friendly compared to the intended creatures that lured sailors to their death. Making it look like a bear and panther wouldn't maul a little half naked kid to death. Making faries look like they are friendly when they are supposed to lure in wanderers then devour them.
#13 to #2 - therealtotodile ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
I thought he bludgeoned them to death...
#9 to #2 - ScottP
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
I thought he strangled her?

It was very God of War-esque
#7 to #2 - newbtube
Reply +10
(04/18/2013) [-]
didn't Hera make him go insane and do that?
#12 to #7 - brehon
Reply +4
(04/18/2013) [-]
Yes, she also made his life a living hell
#4 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Also, he was totally gay for Jason of the Argonauts.