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#2 - shrapnelleader (04/18/2013) [-]
And Hercules (Heracles) MURDERED his and Megara's children with arrows. Some sources having him killing Meg too.    
   
Dang, Disney.
And Hercules (Heracles) MURDERED his and Megara's children with arrows. Some sources having him killing Meg too.

Dang, Disney.
#153 to #2 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [-]
Really made me laugh when I learned the "real" myth, and later laugh even harder when I learned his name roughly translates to "Blessed by Hera".
User avatar #56 to #2 - Furubatsu (04/18/2013) [-]
Only because Hera (who was anot his mother) made him insane and go on a rampage as revenge for being born. He then had to do a number of trials as penance for it and then remarried. His bride was tricked into killing him with Centaur-blood and he was raised to become a god (and married his 3rd wife; Hebe, the goddess of youth and cup-bearer of Hera). The dollar sign is apparently based of off Heracles holdinup up two pillars that were the end of the known world to the greeks.
User avatar #26 to #2 - johananas (04/18/2013) [-]
Don't forget that Zeus raped a random stranger to get that tough son of a bitch.
#38 to #26 - pegasister (04/18/2013) [-]
and Hera hated him and tried to have him killed.
and Hera hated him and tried to have him killed.
User avatar #82 to #38 - bronybox (04/19/2013) [-]
Hera hated everyone for ***** sake. Especially the bastard children of Zeus.
#24 to #2 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]
Disney ruined everything. Making Lions friends with monkeys, meerkats and warthogs. Making Mermaids look friendly compared to the intended creatures that lured sailors to their death. Making it look like a bear and panther wouldn't maul a little half naked kid to death. Making faries look like they are friendly when they are supposed to lure in wanderers then devour them.
User avatar #13 to #2 - therealtotodile (04/18/2013) [-]
I thought he bludgeoned them to death...
User avatar #9 to #2 - ScottP ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
I thought he strangled her?

It was very God of War-esque
User avatar #7 to #2 - newbtube (04/18/2013) [-]
didn't Hera make him go insane and do that?
User avatar #12 to #7 - brehon ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Yes, she also made his life a living hell
#4 to #2 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]
Also, he was totally gay for Jason of the Argonauts.
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