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sauc enacting:

ghee_ lez:

discordian:

When he was 2 years old, he fell em of a second story

window and fractured his skull

When he was chears old, he mistakenly drank beric acid.

When he was Betars old, he fell ever a small cliff and broke

his leg.

When he was ll years old, he contracted measles and was

in a coma fer nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he

caught it in a carriage deer.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a

falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died hem the effects

of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the

saxophone.

clearly someone didn' t want that saxophone invented

timewar_ availing saxaphone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A SCIPII NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD

READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

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